# Did I ever tell you about the time mswas met Obama? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 25, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577 "2009-08-25T00:33:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/1 "2009-08-25T00:33:16Z")
It was an uncomfortable evening. mswas kept beating this one joke into the ground, and while Obama was too polite to do anything but smile and nod, you could tell he was thinking: “what a putz.” Anyway, if anyone responds to this thread, it’ll prove they lost the contest I had in mind, which is that anyone who responds is obviously doing so out of anger, which means they lose and I win. smiley-face, lol, etc. [Relevant source material](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=529211) ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/2 "2009-08-25T00:36:00Z")
Oh yeah, get the tip just like that, ooooh yeah. Jizzes and leaves. Losing never felt so good. Thanks Bryan. _Leaves a ten on the night stand._ ---
**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/3 "2009-08-25T00:38:39Z")
_Sigh._ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/4 "2009-08-25T00:49:37Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Losing never felt so good. I expect that means quite a bit, since I’m sure you lose a lot. Anyway, a cop just came to my door. My mother and I share a duplex and the basement is full of leftovers from various renovation projects, which clutter up the place and we periodically toss. Trash pickup is tomorrow. Anyway, the officer asked me about the leftover pieces of plywood stacked against the stairs. My thoughts: _Oh, crap, we’re about to get a warning or a ticket for something._ Cop: Are you throwing away this medicine cabinet? My thoughts: _Oh, crap, is it illegal to throw away a medicine cabinet? It’s really old-fashioned and all, and mom had an inkling that she’d eventually install it somewhere, but I was glad when she decided to toss it and now we’re gonna get in trouble?_ Cop: Can I have this? Me: Oh, yes… of course. Just be careful of all the nails and screws and thank you for your service to the city. True story, with minor embellishment and fanciful translations from French to English. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/5 "2009-08-25T00:51:34Z")
OTIO ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/6 "2009-08-25T00:52:00Z")
I didn’t know you’d taken up Dadaism! I’m so happy for you! Way to stick it to the man! ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/7 "2009-08-25T01:20:20Z")
It’s not mswas’ fault people misconstrued his brilliant attempt it humor. It was poisoned by the fact that people know he’s stupid enough to believe in silly childish shit like chi and _the magic of Shiatsu_! Since people know he’s stupid how are we to tell when he’s just \*acting \*the fool? Just a bad situation. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/8 "2009-08-25T01:21:40Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > It’s not mswas’ fault people misconstrued his brilliant attempt it humor. I was gonna tell him, “Putsch yer money where yer mouth is.” ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/9 "2009-08-25T01:21:47Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I expect that means quite a bit, since I’m sure you lose a lot. > Anyway, a cop just came to my door. My mother and I share a duplex and the basement is full of leftovers from various renovation projects, which clutter up the place and we periodically toss. Trash pickup is tomorrow. Anyway, the officer asked me about the leftover pieces of plywood stacked against the stairs. > > My thoughts: _Oh, crap, we’re about to get a warning or a ticket for something._ > > Cop: Are you throwing away this medicine cabinet? > > My thoughts: _Oh, crap, is it illegal to throw away a medicine cabinet? It’s really old-fashioned and all, and mom had an inkling that she’d eventually install it somewhere, but I was glad when she decided to toss it and now we’re gonna get in trouble?_ > > Cop: Can I have this? > > Me: Oh, yes… of course. Just be careful of all the nails and screws and thank you for your service to the city. > True story, with minor embellishment and fanciful translations from French to English. Can I have the plywood? I think I might want to start raising chickens. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/10 "2009-08-25T01:27:18Z")
Sure, if you can pick it up before tomorrow afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/11 "2009-08-25T01:27:41Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > It’s not mswas’ fault people misconstrued his brilliant attempt it humor. It was poisoned by the fact that people know he’s stupid enough to believe in silly childish shit like chi and _the magic of Shiatsu_! > > Since people know he’s stupid how are we to tell when he’s just \*acting \*the fool? > > Just a bad situation. ☹ Can I jizz directly into your stomach? I’ll pay extra. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/12 "2009-08-25T01:33:17Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Can I jizz directly into your stomach? I’ll pay extra. I have my doubts your inseminator could push past my uvula, but I must forgo the opportunity. I don’t suck off retards. Just a personal thing. Maybe you can flip over the next time you’re getting Shiatsued and give the dude an extra fiver for _release_? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/13 "2009-08-25T01:37:34Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > I have my doubts your inseminator could push past my uvula, but I must forgo the opportunity. I don’t suck off retards. Just a personal thing. > > Maybe you can flip over the next time you’re getting Shiatsued and give the dude an extra fiver for _release_? I’m a retard now am I? That’s not what you said the last time when you ran out of meth and we met behind the McDonald’s. Just think about it, think of all the meth you could buy if you just let me jizz directly into your stomach. I’ve been past your Uvula plenty of times. Don’t be bashful, Bryan has sucked me off too, he won’t judge you anymore than he judges himself. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/14 "2009-08-25T01:42:21Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > I’m a retard now am I? That’s not what you said the last time when you ran out of meth and we met behind the McDonald’s. > > Just think about it, think of all the meth you could buy if you just let me jizz directly into your stomach. > > I’ve been past your Uvula plenty of times. Don’t be bashful, Bryan has sucked me off too, he won’t judge you anymore than he judges himself. I’m honored that you want to ravish me. But my love won’t fill the hole in your head. That’s where a brain goes. You don’t fill the void with anonymous sex and stupid fringe snake oil beliefs like Chi and Shiatsu. You fill it with Star Trek trivia and internet memes. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/15 "2009-08-25T01:43:48Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > I’m honored that you want to ravish me. But my love won’t fill the hole in your head. That’s where a brain goes. You don’t fill the void with anonymous sex and stupid fringe snake oil beliefs like Chi and Shiatsu. You fill it with Star Trek trivia and internet memes. See without irony at all. I am certain that I am smarter than you. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/16 "2009-08-25T01:44:32Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > See without irony at all. I am certain that I am smarter than you. Without irony at all I am certain that you think you are. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/17 "2009-08-25T01:44:34Z")
Um, was there a point to the original **mswas** thread? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/18 "2009-08-25T01:47:33Z")
Not that I could tell, except a ploy to prove superiority by generating a negative response. As with the repeated “jizz” comments, mswas simply repeated his alleged joke over and over and each person who didn’t find it funny was inferior, somehow, apparently, kinda. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/19 "2009-08-25T01:49:24Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Um, was there a point to the original **mswas** thread? I was trying to make fun the comparisons of Obama to Hitler. So of course my friendly neighborhood hatecrushes have started a fanwank thread to me. 😉 It’s fun to have people tell me that they are smarter than me, meanwhile, I am the one being worshipped and they are the ones doing the worshipping. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/20 "2009-08-25T01:50:44Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Um, was there a point to the original **mswas** thread? > [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Not that I could tell, except a ploy to prove superiority by generating a negative response. As with the repeated “jizz” comments, mswas simply repeated his alleged joke over and over and each person who didn’t find it funny was inferior, somehow, apparently, kinda. You wouldn’t understand. You’re so far beneath him this is like ants commenting on the passing of a giant. Know your place! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577.md?page=2)