# Did I ever tell you about the time mswas met Obama? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 25, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577 "2009-08-25T00:33:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/21 "2009-08-25T01:54:26Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > You wouldn’t understand. You’re so far beneath him this is like ants commenting on the passing of a giant. Know your place! No, I don’t think **Bryan Ekers** is a total moron, just you. Stop trying to garner sympathy. You are the only person posting in this thread who is a complete idiot who adds very little to any thread he posts in. What you and Bryan have in common is not being idiots, but that you both have crushes on me. And **Freudian Slit** is not a moron in any way shape or form. I like **Freudian Slit** quite a bit and enjoy her posts. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/22 "2009-08-25T02:19:38Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > you both have crushes on me. I just like pointing out stupidity and you’re an uncommonly pregnant font. I’ll leave it to the peanut gallery as to whether I’m an idiot or not. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/23 "2009-08-25T02:59:23Z")
Aahhh…this is so refreshing. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/24 "2009-08-25T03:02:02Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > I just like pointing out stupidity and you’re an uncommonly pregnant font. > > I’ll leave it to the peanut gallery as to whether I’m an idiot or not. 😃 I just kind of find it amusing that I am so stupid yet you follow me from thread to thread like a lovesick puppy. I find you stupid and am generally unaware of your existance when you’re not levelling it in my direction. Who is the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/25 "2009-08-25T03:10:17Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > I just kind of find it amusing that I am so stupid yet you follow me from thread to thread like a lovesick puppy. I find you stupid and am generally unaware of your existance when you’re not levelling it in my direction. > > Who is the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him? First off, you’re no Obi Wan. Although he also believes in a mystical energy force… so maybe you are like him. 😃 I’m reading threads and you post bullshit that warrants comment. You see, this is just like your silly belief in Chi. You’ve misinterpreted something and it has lead you to believe something foolish that isn’t true. It’s sad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/26 "2009-08-25T03:14:47Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > First off, you’re no Obi Wan. Although he also believes in a mystical energy force… so maybe you are like him. 😃 Obi Wan? Holy non-sequitur Batman! > [@](#): > > I’m reading threads and you post bullshit that warrants comment. You see, this is just like your silly belief in Chi. You’ve misinterpreted something and it has lead you to believe in foolishness that isn’t true. You shouldn’t use words you can’t spell. 😉 I’d have to be convinced you even know what Shiatsu is before I would believe you can debunk it. > [@](#): > > It’s sad. ☹ It is, it’s quite sad. You don’t know what it is, but you know you’re against it. When I talk about naive positivist scientism and people who use science more for group belonging than as an actual rational tool. I’m talking about you and **Der Trihs**. There’s also this ‘ **mswas** thinks he’s smarter than everyone’ meme going around. It’s not true, I can count on one hand the people who I think are complete and total morons on this forum. In order: **ElvisL1ves** **Lobohan** **Der Trihs** You can rest assured that when I respond to you, I do not take you seriously AT ALL. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/27 "2009-08-25T03:24:10Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Obi Wan? Holy non-sequitur Batman! Your nerd cred has just plummeted. > [@http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/quotes](#): > > Obi-Wan: Who’s the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him? > [@](#): > > You shouldn’t use words you can’t spell. 😉 I’d have to be convinced you even know what Shiatsu is before I would believe you can debunk it. It was an acceptable spelling when I was in Kung Fu. In any case, since Shiatsu is Japanese, shouldn’t you be calling it _ki_ anyway? And finally, do I have to be able to spell Lothlórien to know that Lord of the Rings is fiction? > [@](#): > > It is, it’s quite sad. You don’t know what it is, but you know you’re against it. I know you’re a quack that believes in voodoo. Isn’t that enough? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/28 "2009-08-25T03:32:09Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > Your nerd cred has just plummeted. Ahh > [@](#): > > It was an acceptable spelling when I was in Kung Fu. In any case, since Shiatsu is Japanese, shouldn’t you be calling it _ki_ anyway? And finally, do I have to be able to spell Lothlórien to know that Lord of the Rings is fiction? Have you ever had a Shiatsu? > [@](#): > > I know you’re a quack that believes in voodoo. Isn’t that enough? Have you ever had a Shiatsu? Or are you just talking about shit you know nothing about? ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/29 "2009-08-25T03:33:23Z")
And since the original thread got closed before **mswas** could reply, I must [link to a post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11479723&postcount=146) that linked to a third previous post. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/30 "2009-08-25T03:34:17Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > And since the original thread got closed before **mswas** could reply, I must [link to a post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11479723&postcount=146) that linked to a third previous post. 😛 Can’t I’m married. Though I’d love to. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/31 "2009-08-25T03:36:38Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Ahh > > Have you ever had a Shiatsu? > > Have you ever had a Shiatsu? Or are you just talking about shit you know nothing about? You know, I’ve never had an exorcism either… shit I guess they could be real too! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/32 "2009-08-25T03:37:54Z")
Judging by that thread, mswas is an irredeemable racist piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/33 "2009-08-25T03:38:36Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Can’t I’m married. Though I’d love to. 😉 It’s for science, man! Science! Well I just hope your old lady can live with herself knowing she’s stifling the progress of mankind. You know where to get ahold of me if you change your mind. I’ll be out in the field toughing it out by myself. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/34 "2009-08-25T03:44:01Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#): > > Judging by that thread, mswas is an irredeemable racist piece of shit. :dubious: What in that thread that I said is racist? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/35 "2009-08-25T03:45:19Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > You know, I’ve never had an exorcism either… shit I guess they could be real too! Just as I thought. “I don’t know what it is but I’m against it!” I am sure Science appreciates you as its champion. **Covered In Bees** Well if it’s for science I guess I would be remiss if I let the strength of the survey be depleted due to lack of participation. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/36 "2009-08-25T03:51:17Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > :dubious: What in that thread that I said is racist? > [@you](#): > > That’s why I voted for Barack Obama. He’s the only one who can return Germany, I mean America to it’s rightful place in the world! > > Heil! Comparing the first black President to Hitler. Congratulations on the racist talking point you embraced. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/37 "2009-08-25T03:59:31Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#): > > Comparing the first black President to Hitler. > > Congratulations on the racist talking point you embraced. That’s some tortured logic. In reality you are the one making a racist point as Obama’s race has fuckall to do with the comparison to Hitler. Not to mention I was making fun of the people comparing him to Hitler, and not making fun of Obama at all. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/38 "2009-08-25T04:00:52Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > That’s some tortured logic. In reality you are the one making a racist point as Obama’s race has fuckall to do with the comparison to Hitler. Not to mention I was making fun of the people comparing him to Hitler, and not making fun of Obama at all. Ah. Never mind then. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/39 "2009-08-25T04:03:59Z")
I’m confused. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577/40 "2009-08-25T04:05:01Z")
> [@friedo](#): > > I’m confused. Don’t worry, no one that has posted in either thread isn’t. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-ever-tell-you-about-the-time-mswas-met-obama/507577.md?page=3)