# Did I imagine this Kung-fu Movie?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 18, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-imagine-this-kung-fu-movie/269779 "2004-10-18T04:02:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-imagine-this-kung-fu-movie/269779/1 "2004-10-18T04:02:35Z")

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Ok, this is driving me nuts.

Just now in my online game we were talking about random stuff and a movie popped into my mind.

I KNOW I saw this somewhere, I’m not just imagining it am I?

The premise is that of two brothers, twins, who are for whatever reason brought up in a kung-fu monastery or something. The brothers are each disabled… one has no arms, the other one has no legs.

They fight by strapping the brother with no legs to the brother with no arms’ back, so they can fight as one whole person (with two heads).

And of course they kick major kung-fu ass, 'cuz it’s a movie.

Anybody? Anybody? Where did this come from?

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**Author:** ![jmizzou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/edb3f5/32.png) [@jmizzou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmizzou)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-imagine-this-kung-fu-movie/269779/2 "2004-10-18T04:21:56Z")

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[Crippled Masters](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122029/)?

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**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-imagine-this-kung-fu-movie/269779/3 "2004-10-18T06:40:46Z")

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That’s gotta be it… I can’t imagine TWO movies like this.

Dopers Rock. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2004, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-imagine-this-kung-fu-movie/269779/4 "2004-10-18T07:25:52Z")

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Well, there’s also [Crippled Avengers](http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/C/crippled.html).

If you rented them both, would that just make a single-feature?