# Did Jabba "rape" Princess Leia? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 31, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591 "2004-03-31T19:31:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/21 "2004-04-01T03:01:31Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > You need to ask for the Special \\\\ Edition, the one with the plain brown dvd cover and complimentory pack of kleenex. Hmm. You _do_ mean complimentary vomit bag, don’t you? I can understand how kleenex could come in handy for cleaning up vomit, but I really thing a bag would vastly reduce the need to wipe up. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/22 "2004-04-01T03:38:33Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > You need to ask for the Special \\\\ Edition, the one with the plain brown dvd cover and complimentory pack of kleenex. Funny you should mention this. I had cause to bring it up last week when somebody was confused about my reference to Jabba firing up his Lightdildo. Glad to see _some_body out there appreciates the finer things. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/23 "2004-04-01T04:50:24Z")
Leia was probably into Jabba and her disgust was all an act put on to make sure she didn’t look like a whore. Jabba had the tongue action going on and I’m sure he could do large numbers of kinky things with his tail. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/24 "2004-04-01T05:25:48Z")
S’cuse me, I must go scrub my brain with Lysol now… ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/25 "2004-04-01T06:17:00Z")
That bit about Hutts reproducing asexually is also in the second book in the Young Han Solo Trilogy by AC Crispin. I always assumed Jabba was going to lick her or something like that The scene mentioned in the OP took place in Jabba’s throne room, IIRC, **Dooku**. So I assumed Artoo was elsewhere (Namely on the sail barge) ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/26 "2004-04-01T08:07:31Z")
there is a star wars novel I believe it is called _Tales of the Bounty Hunters_ or something close to that anyway Jabba has Leia sen to Boba Fett’s room basically to have sex with him, and Leia says something like I will kill you if you touch me, but Fett doesnt and says something like he doesnt believe in sex before marriage…yeah it was kind of corny The IG-88 story was probably one of the coolest 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/27 "2004-04-01T14:22:48Z")
Boba Fett must have learned some good lessons from his mother! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/28 "2004-04-01T15:23:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Then the whole court turned its attention to Leia as the orgasms were ripped, protesting, from the murky depths of her womanhood by Jabba’s insidious devices. It’s not just for romance novels, y’know. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/29 "2004-04-01T16:00:23Z")
> [@Call me Frank](#): > > That bit about Hutts reproducing asexually is also in the second book in the Young Han Solo Trilogy by AC Crispin. Well, hermaphroditic doesn’t neccessarily mean asexual. It’s been a long time since I read the Han Solo trilogy. Did Crispin actually say asexual? The databank entry is unclear as to whether the hutts impregnate themselves or each other. ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/30 "2004-04-01T21:33:01Z")
Is it for sale on EBAY or something? I’ve always wanted to get my GF into something like that! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/31 "2004-04-01T23:27:59Z")
> [@ralph124c](#): > > Is it for sale on EBAY or something? I’ve always wanted to get my GF into something like that! 🆒 I’ve seen several sites by cosplay fans who make Princess Leia outfits, dunno if they’re on Ebay or not, but if you google “Princess Leia slavegirl metal bikini” or something along those lines – you should pull up some sites that offer it. Prolly not cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/32 "2004-04-01T23:51:41Z")
Try [The Magic Wardrobe](http://www.the-magic-wardrobe.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/33 "2004-04-02T00:26:09Z")
For an interesting take on Leia’s wardrobe and all things Star Wars, check out the song “Yellow Lasers” by MC Frontalot (The world’s 579th greatest rapper): [www.frontalot.com/music.html](http://www.frontalot.com/music.html) (Scroll down - it’s near the bottom.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/34 "2004-04-02T03:27:28Z")
> [@gonzoron](#): > > Well, hermaphroditic doesn’t neccessarily mean asexual. It’s been a long time since I read the Han Solo trilogy. Did Crispin actually say asexual? > > The databank entry is unclear as to whether the hutts impregnate themselves or each other. I’m 99% sure that they reproduce asexually. I think at some point Jabba says something about his aunt choosing to reproduce… ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591/35 "2004-04-02T03:45:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Hutts are generally considered male unless they are pregnant, at which point they are referred to as female. > [@](#): > > Heck, for all we know, that wasn’t his tougue. You can guess where the good little lesbian is going with this… So Jabba’s knocked herself up, and the public “licking” was not just mere licking… Everyone knows how central the tongue is to The Interstellar Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-jabba-rape-princess-leia/237591.md?page=1)