I think Diogenes is right…we have to remember that we’re getting the accounts of the Crucifixion & Ressurection from a single, biased, source. It’s like analyzing the final years of the Vietnam war just from reading Nixon’s autobiography.
And it’s too little information to go on…we don’t have a medical examiner’s report on the injuries suffered by Jesus. We don’t have an report filed by an Acta Diurna correspondant who was there at the scene. We have what’s probably an nth-hand account of the event, told by people loyal to Jesus and his religion.
Of course, given the limited information, and the amazing extent that people have been known to live through, it’s possible that Jesus wasn’t hurt bad enough to kill him, and he was buried while in a coma, and he really did manage to claw his way out of his tomb after awhile. Who knows what happened to him after that…maybe he just succumbed to his wounds. Or he survived, decided to cut his losses, and retired in Egypt under an assumed name. Or maybe he some Roman soldier saw him, thought he was a zombie, and re-killed him as he crawled out of his tomb. (If that last scenario happened, that might explain the stories about other dead people coming to life around the time of Jesus’ ressurection. Just imagine what a little panicy gossip could do…
“Did you hear? A corpse came to life in the potter’s field!”
“Sgt. Vitrius said he killed it, himself!”
“Say…isn’t that where Jesus was buried? Maybe someone should check it out…”
After a few hours, a hot afternoon, and a little hysteria…
“Did you hear? An army of corpses came back to life in the potter’s field, and they’re marching in Jerusalem! The Roman garrison’s fighting them right now!”
“Oh my God, Jesus’ tomb is empty, too! He must have come back to life…I bet he’s behind all of this!”
)
Though…to be blunt, if you really want to apply Occam’s Razor, I’d guess that Jesus’ body was either:
a) Removed from the crypt by his followers. (I’ve heard one interesting varient on this, saying his disciples misunderstood the whole “flesh and blood” thing, and actually ate his corpse. :eek: It makes you wonder who got to eat the brain and heart. Or if they made soup.) The “ressurection” was just a hoax, or a collossal misunderstanding.
or
b)Jesus is still laying in some forgotten crypt somewhere, buried beneath the sands of Israel. His followers just lied about his coming back to life. And, again, The “ressurection” was just a hoax. Not neccesarily started by his inner circle…maybe it was some sort of “wishful thinking” hoax, started spontaniously by his followers. (Kind of like in the Kevin Costner movie, The Postman—the deception starts as a scam, but it grows to a life of it’s own because it gives the people something to beleive in.)
I can’t think of anything else to add, except that I’m very tired, and it’s possible that I might just by typing gibberish in a sleep-deprived stupor right now. I guess I’ll find out in the morning.