# Did Karl Rove out the CIA Agent?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 2, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791 "2005-07-02T03:04:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/241 "2005-07-08T14:19:01Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Does it show?

Nah.

😛

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/242 "2005-07-08T14:25:28Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> He sho’ nuff talks pretty, don’t he?
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> This is a beautifully written reply, full of sound and fury… and, like Billy says, signifying nothing. Are you actually going to counter it with anything approaching fact, or are you going to hope that the beautiful prose dazzles the reader enough that he doesn’t notice you haven’t actually addressed the argument at all?

Pot, calling Kettle! Bricker, he was saying the same thing about you. Only Luci was much more eloquent.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/243 "2005-07-08T14:31:41Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> To an extent, yes. I have a licentiate in canon law; most of my teachers for that course of study were Jesuits.
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> Does it show?

When their little boy was just 5 years old, his mother and father wanted to find out what the future would hold for their child. So they went to their Priest and asked him what their little boy would grow up to be. The priest suggested a quick test: put a bible, a pile of money, a bottle of beer, and an encylopedia on the table. If the little boy picked up the bible, he would become a priest. If the little boy picked up the money, he would become a great businessman, always seeking and making money. If the little boy picked up the beer, he would become an drunk. And if the little boy picked up the encylopedia, he would become an amazing scholar.

When they had set up the test, the boy’s mother went and brought the little boy into the rooml. The boy immediately ran to the table, grabbed the Bible, stuck the money in his pocket, drank the entire beer, and began to read the encyclopedia. The confused parents turned to the priest and asked what it meant.

The priest just shook his head and said: He’s going to be a Jesuit.

-Hamlet, graduate of a fine Jesuit univeristy.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/244 "2005-07-08T17:58:01Z")

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> [@slumtrimpet](#):
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> Oh Bravo **elucidator** …

You are generous to the point of extravagance, I am hindered, it is difficult to type while blushing. But spare a thought for friend **Bricker** , without the lift of his inspiration there would be nothing, he breaks the wind beneath my wings.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/245 "2005-07-08T18:07:38Z")

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Did Isaac ASimov really write such a story with such an idiotic premise?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/246 "2005-07-08T18:28:38Z")

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Dunno, somebody did, 'cause I read it, but it is lost in the dimness.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/247 "2005-07-08T19:11:46Z")

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Well, I was curious, so I had to find out.

I believe the story in question is “Von Goom’s Gambit” by a guy named Victor Contoski. Published in a book of short science fiction stories called **Mad Scientists** edited by Asimov.

No need to thank me for this entirely meaningless contribution. It’s what I’m here for.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/248 "2005-07-10T14:16:26Z")

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Well, here it is: [Newsweek Outs Rove As Plame Leaker](http://www.newsamericanow.com/2005/07/claim_newsweek.html)

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> The newsmagazine has obtained documentary evidence that White House deputy chief of staff Karl Rove was indeed a key source for Time magazine’s Matt Cooper and that Rove–prior to the publication of the Bob Novak column that first publicly disclosed Valerie Wilson/Plame as a CIA official–told Cooper that former Ambassador Joseph Wilson’s wife apparently worked at the CIA and was involved in Joseph Wilson’s now-controversial trip to Niger.

Now the only question is whether Bush covers him or not.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/249 "2005-07-10T14:33:47Z")

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> [@Airman Doors](#):
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> Well, here it is: [Newsweek Outs Rove As Plame Leaker](http://www.newsamericanow.com/2005/07/claim_newsweek.html)
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> Now the only question is whether Bush covers him or not.

from the leak, possible perjury in front of grand jury or both?

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/250 "2005-07-10T15:11:52Z")

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Here’s the Newsweek story itself:  
[What Karl Rove told Time magazine’s reporter.](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8525978/site/newsweek/)

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> Cooper wrote that Rove offered him a “big warning” not to “get too far out on Wilson.” Rove told Cooper that Wilson’s trip had not been authorized by “DCIA”—CIA Director George Tenet—or Vice President Dick Cheney. Rather, “it was, KR said, wilson’s wife, who apparently works at the agency on wmd [weapons of mass destruction] issues who authorized the trip.” Wilson’s wife is Plame, then an undercover agent working as an analyst in the CIA’s Directorate of Operations counterproliferation division.

This dates from 11:07 AM July 11. Novak’s story came out on the 14th, but Creator’s Syndicate distributed it over AP wire _sometime_ on the 11th.  
It’s still possible that Rove spent the morning of the 11th sitting in front of the AP tickertape, and scanning the fax for pictures of Australian gals in bikinis.

Disclaimer: AP probably doesn’t use tickertape or fax machines anymore, and if they did, they probably wouldn’t distribute shots of Australian girls in bikinis either. That’s how the system worked during Watergate.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/251 "2005-07-10T15:48:47Z")

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I can hear it now, the Apologistas carrying Rove out on their shoulders, crying aloud with glad voices “Technicaly, Not Indictable!”

Well, sure, the White House used its assets to smear and undermine someone who had the unmitigated gall to speak truth to power. But, hey, everybody does it and this is war and look! over there! a shiny white woman, gone missing! And its a darn shame that a loyal public reptile…servant, public _servant_ like Rover should be pilloried because he loves America too much.

Whether legal or not, it was underhanded and despicable. Our leaders are despicable. Be ashamed, be very ashamed.

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**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/252 "2005-07-10T15:51:13Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> … “Technically, Not Indictable!”

Just like the fnord encrusted Perle whose transgressions are heinous to all but beltway insiders apparently.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/253 "2005-07-10T19:24:18Z")

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> The President has set high standards, the highest of standards for people in his administration. He’s made it very clear to people in his administration that he expects them to adhere to the highest standards of conduct. If anyone in this administration was involved in it, they would no longer be in this administration.

[http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/09/20030929-7.html](http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/09/20030929-7.html)

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/254 "2005-07-10T20:04:49Z")

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> [@wring](#):
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> from the leak, possible perjury in front of grand jury or both?

If Cooper is to be believed, then - so far as I know - Rove lied to the grand jury.

Unless the grand jury discounts Cooper’s testimony as incredible, then we should see an indictment for Rove. (Obviously, this depends on the specifics of Rove’s testimony and any other evidence the grand jury considered that I’m not aware of). But based on this, it looks as though Rove should be indicted.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/255 "2005-07-10T20:22:26Z")

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> [@Squink 07/03/05](#):
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> Anything on Fox News yet?  
> [http://news.google.com/news?as\_q=rove&svnum=10&as\_scoring=r&hl=en&hs=KEY&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&tab=wn&ie=ISO-8859-1&btnG=Google+Search&as\_epq=&as\_oq=&as\_eq=&as\_nsrc=fox+news&as\_nloc=&as\_occt=any&as\_drrb=q&as\_qdr=&as\_mind=3&as\_minm=6&as\_maxd=3&as\_maxm=7](http://news.google.com/news?as_q=rove&svnum=10&as_scoring=r&hl=en&hs=KEY&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&tab=wn&ie=ISO-8859-1&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nsrc=fox+news&as_nloc=&as_occt=any&as_drrb=q&as_qdr=&as_mind=3&as_minm=6&as_maxd=3&as_maxm=7)

Still nothing.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/256 "2005-07-10T20:28:07Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> Still nothing.

They’re waiting for the spin machine to give them their talking points tomorrow morning.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/257 "2005-07-10T20:33:42Z")

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He’s being hounded by the liberals because he loves America too much.

Bet me.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/258 "2005-07-10T20:58:57Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> it looks as though Rove should be indicted

Show of hands. Who’s holding their breath? Anyone? Mmm?

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**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/259 "2005-07-10T21:15:56Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Show of hands. Who’s holding their breath? Anyone? Mmm?

The Repubbiestas clearly timed Hurricane Dennis to coincide with the Newsweek story. By the this time next week, Dubya and Jeb will be distributing emergency aid supplies in Florida, holding the hands of orphans, and the Sheeple will have forgotten all about the leak–with a little help from the Megacorporation-controlled mass news media!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-karl-rove-out-the-cia-agent/310791/260 "2005-07-10T21:33:37Z")

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Oh, like anyone’s surprised that Rove’s behind it all.

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