# Did Kristen Stewart ruin her career?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 16, 2012, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727 "2012-08-16T23:59:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/41 "2012-08-19T05:36:01Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> But, yeah, better to distance herself from all things Twilightly, and if that means a lesbian scene with Kate Beckinsale, it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to watch… err… make.

See the referenced film “The Runaways” for a lesbian scene with Dakota Fanning, if that will suffice.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/42 "2012-08-19T07:47:45Z")

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Huh, I keep picturing Dakota Fanning as an overly-precocious 10 year-old. I guess it’s time to have my viewpoint adjusted.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/43 "2012-08-19T08:12:39Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Huh, I keep picturing Dakota Fanning as an overly-precocious 10 year-old. I guess it’s time to have my viewpoint adjusted.

The movie [can be viewed for free](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpar8JXFUJg) (legally) via [Crackle.com](http://Crackle.com)’s YouTube channel, so it’s not as if you have to even pay to rent it.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/44 "2012-08-19T08:39:08Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Do you mean Zach Galafianakis or Jake Gyllenhaal? I guess either would work.

Um, yeah, them.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/45 "2012-08-19T13:50:32Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> But, yeah, better to distance herself from all things Twilightly, and if that means a lesbian scene with Kate Beckinsale, it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to watch… err… make.

I have yet to read a story about the upcoming movie version of On the Road without also reading the sentence “…and Kristen Stewart spends most of the movie topless…”

It’s mildly creepy to be honest.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/46 "2012-08-19T21:14:29Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> I have yet to read a story about the upcoming movie version of On the Road without also reading the sentence “…and Kristen Stewart spends most of the movie topless…”
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> It’s mildly creepy to be honest.

Sounds like she wishes to drive a stake through Bella’s heart and establish herself as an adult. It was either that, or post a sex tape.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/47 "2012-08-19T21:20:36Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> Sounds like she wishes to drive a stake through Bella’s heart and establish herself as an adult. It was either that, or post a sex tape.

Agreed. But the fixation on it among film writers is really pinging my “creepy old man” meter.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/48 "2012-08-19T21:58:57Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> Agreed. But the fixation on it among film writers is really pinging my “creepy old man” meter.

She’s 22.

The very, very end of the spectrum creep-o meter is:

- barely legal teens (18)
- too young to buy beer (19 - 20)

22 is fair game. Some number has to be. Might as well be 22. I don’t care if the writer is 56. Why would I hold him to the standard of age-appropriate ogling? There’s a lot more young hot girls in the world than there are Diane Lanes.

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/49 "2012-08-19T22:22:24Z")

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Nah, can’t see it ending her career. Presumably she and Pattinson will both be back for the next Twilight film and then they’ll make nice for publicity. Could cause a bit of friction on set, though.

> [@Eliahna](#):
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> Do you feel sorry for a secretary who gets fired after the boss’s wife finds out about their affair? I just think it’s a real world example of the wisdom of the maxim “Don’t shit where you eat”.

Yes, of course I would. I mean, in the UK that wouldn’t even be legal.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/50 "2012-08-19T23:48:04Z")

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> [@drastic\_quench](#):
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> She’s 22.

I’m not saying it’s illegal or something. It’s just offputting that every article related to the first film adaptation of a classic book… that has had a long development history… that features a very impressive cast… that has been getting good reviews… go unmentioned so the author can get excited about finally being able to see Bella Swan’s titties.

> [@SciFiSam](#):
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> Nah, can’t see it ending her career. Presumably she and Pattinson will both be back for the next Twilight film and then they’ll make nice for publicity.

Filming is done. The movie’s in theaters sometime in November.

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/51 "2012-08-20T00:34:52Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> Filming is done. The movie’s in theaters sometime in November.

Is that the last film? I thought there were more to come, but I’ve only read the first one (and thought it was terrible) so I could well be wrong.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/52 "2012-08-20T02:31:37Z")

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Am I alone in thinking that the entire Stewart/Pattinson relationship was a studio setup and she was his beard?

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/53 "2012-08-20T04:34:36Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> Am I alone in thinking that the entire Stewart/Pattinson relationship was a studio setup and she was his beard?

When you’re dealing with a waif like Pattinson, I believe it’s called stubble. Coined by George Michael, I think.

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**Author:** ![Chicagojeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@Chicagojeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicagojeff)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-kristen-stewart-ruin-her-career/631727/54 "2012-08-20T14:37:03Z")

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I think Liz Taylor survived breaking up Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds…

The more important issue is… The Great Gatsby and On the Road… how bad will these movies screw those who loved the books… lol… I think… its probably gonna be a nasty fest…

"I think of Dean Moriarty… i think of Old man Moriarty… I think of Dean Moriarty…

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