Did people in the past talk more eloquently?

No, it’s from Hamlet:

Best way to begin a ghost story that I know.

What really sucks here is that I should have known that. For one thing, it’s my favorite Shakespeare play, and for another thing, I JUST FINISHED RE-READING IT SATURDAY NIGHT. (insert smackie-face here.)

In my defense, I also recently re-read Outlander and it IS a phrase used in that book as well.

Does Smith-Rosenberg suggest that woman’s diaries were explicitly written with the notion of making them good reading for woman friends? Also, does she claim that this diary sharing occurred more frequently with women than with men?

One can appreciate that phrases seeming to be elevated today are merely cliches from yesteryear. But doesn’t the contemporary use of extended, poetical phrases suggest another, perhaps verbal, standard the diary writers were trying to emulate?

I’m not sure that Brits and Canadians are really more precise in their grammar. For instance, I doubt if someone from either of those places would be less like to say “It’s me” than an American.

On the other hand, I think we do have a significant anti-eloquence factor, if you will, in our tendency to exalt rustic values and speech habits. This is most commonly manifested in marketing tactics, as when a disposable container for leftovers is christened a Servin’ Saver. Why is the g omitted? Is it supposed to make the idea of saving leftovers more delightful in some way? Or is it, as I think, an attempt to put a positive spin on the product by ‘countrifying’ its name? And how about the long running Dodge Caravan ad campaign, in which a vocalist strongly resembling Dolly Parton croons that it’s “America’s best selling mini-vayan”, sort of giving the word “van” an extra syllable as you might hear in more rural sections of the U.S.

It’s very interesting you would say this, because I half had in mind to to state it as a challenge. However, I wasn’t planning on doing it myself–but writing a computer program. In another thread I demonstrated that if I randomized the lines of a popular TV show, fans wouldn’t be able to put them back in the correct order without consulting a script. In that case, I was only claiming that parts could be written by a (completely unintelligent) computer program. With the rap I’ve heard, which probably isn’t the “cream”, the amount would be closer to 100%.

It won’t surprise you that I did make up a few lines in my head–that sounded to me, anyhow, like rap. However me reciting them isn’t a blind test, because you already know which “isn’t rap”. The experiment I’d suggest is similar to the TV show test. I take a lesser known rap song, we identify 5 people who agree not to participate if they know the song… and my computer program randomizes the words and lines. 5 versions are presented, the judges decide which is “real”. There are experiments similar to this done before with other unsustainable superlatives about art, and usually the original couldn’t be reliably detected.

Whether I actually do this depends on some other computer things I’m working on.

As for your comment about “complex rhyming structures”, would you care to give a short example or two? If it truly is on the order of Shakespeare, of course, no (existing) computer program could duplicate it.