There was the episode when Radar came back from R&R in Tokyo and couldn’t remember anything. Then there’s the episode where Potter sent him home under a hardship discharge; while arguing with Hawkeye, Radar made ambiguous statements regarding his virginity. So, at least in MAS*H it’s never made clear if he did or not.
I’m posting in this thread just because the misspelling is driving me insane. The word is naive, or if you want to go all charmap on it, naïve.
Alright, I got a chance to ask a guy who works a few offices down from me. This guy is a walking, talking MAS*H database. He says Radar probably got laid in at least two early episodes. He described the main plot points of the episodes and I looked them up in a MASH episode guide. The first time is in The Army-Navy Game (episode 20) when an unexploded bomb lands in the middle of the camp. Friend said during the time everybody was hiding Radar told a red-headed nurse that he didn’t want to die a virgin and asks, well, you know. Supposedly she says yes. Second time is in Springtime (episode 54) when Radar falls in love with a nurse. Friend says that Radar recited poetry to his love dictated by Hawkeye(?) that had a nonsensical word in it, like “flork” or something. Radar shows up in the Swamp at the end looking all disheveled and says he was “florked” by the nurse.
I don’t have the DVD releases so I can’t check these out. Somebody else want to?
Slaked. The word is slaked. He was slaked.
In the episode with the bomb, he definitely propositions a nurse, and she accepts and they go away together.
Later in the episode, he’s seen propositioning another nurse. So not only was he slaked, but he was a <i>stud</i>.
The poetry one Radar comes back from the field where he had a picnic with the nurse. He has lipstick smears on his face, his hair is tosseled and his clothes are in disarray.
Radar says
It’s possible that he just made out because I’m always very sure when I get laid.