# Did someone seriously eat the last of my spicy chipotle cheddar Ritz crackers? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647 "2011-07-28T17:43:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/1 "2011-07-28T17:43:20Z")
::peeks in box, shakes out crumbs:: Yes. Yes, someone seriously DID eat the last of my spicy chipotle cheddar Ritz mini-crackers. Now, I ask you. What the hell am I going to eat my peanut butter on? Huh? HUH? Excuse me. I have to go lecture my children. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/2 "2011-07-28T20:07:58Z")
Oh, yeah… sorry. I’m cuckoo for chipotle. I can’t help myself. :o ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/3 "2011-07-28T20:12:12Z")
Try 'em with a little crunchy peanut butter. MMMMM! I would make you some but someone ate all mine. Did I mention that? ---
**Author:** ![Bri2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@Bri2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bri2k)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/4 "2011-07-28T20:51:37Z")
I didn’t even know they _made_ spicy, chipotle cheddar Ritz crackers (say that 3x fast). Consider yourself part of the cultural vanguard, **papergirl**! Bri2k ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/5 "2011-07-29T00:50:20Z")
Well, I actually bought them by accident. I thought I was buying Buttery Mini Ritz. I didn’t realize until I’d added the peanut butter that I had this new weirdo flavor…and then I felt like I’d just discovered chocolate + peanut butter = Reeses! Perhaps I should submit my recipe to a contest somewhere. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/6 "2011-07-29T02:17:12Z")
I am so jelly you have spicy chipotle cheddar ritz crackers over there. We get ritz crackers and cheese ritz crackers. Nothing else. Boo. ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/7 "2011-07-29T20:20:50Z")
> [@Sierra\_Indigo](#): > > I am so jelly you have spicy chipotle cheddar ritz crackers over there. > > We get ritz crackers and cheese ritz crackers. Nothing else. Boo. Send me your address and I’ll mail you a box! And get THIS, guys. This morning, I happened to look in my super-secret “I only keep coffee and vitamins and tampons in THIS cabinet, no need to look here for snacks, kids!” cabinet, and guess what–a practically full box of spicy chipotle cheddar Ritz!!! I so happy! Dinner is practically SERVED! ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/8 "2011-07-30T00:19:30Z")
The title immediately struck me as something that’d be good for one of those _Onion_ columns – not one of the recurring columnists, one of the random ones. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/9 "2011-07-30T00:35:40Z")
Now I’ll have to look for them and give them a try! ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/10 "2011-07-30T04:41:33Z")
Spicy chipotle cheddar…Hey, this is viral marketing, isn’t it? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-someone-seriously-eat-the-last-of-my-spicy-chipotle-cheddar-ritz-crackers/590647/11 "2011-07-30T15:15:28Z")
You can get back at them. Eat all the plums, then leave that stupid poem attached to the refrigerator.