Let’s hope that his parents, or whoever owns the house where he lives in the basement, keep any guns they have securely locked up!
FLAN
This recipe should be made at least one day before serving. We recommend an 8 1/2 by 4 1/2-inch loaf pan for this recipe. If your pan is 9 by 5 inches, begin checking for doneness at 1 hour. You may substitute 2 percent milk for the whole milk, but do not use skim milk. Serve the flan on a platter with a raised rim to contain the liquid caramel.
INGREDIENTS
• 2/3cup (4 2/3 ounces) sugar
• 2large eggs plus 5 yolks
• 1(14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
• 1(12-ounce) can evaporated milk
• 1/2cup whole milk
• 1 1/2tablespoons vanilla extract
• 1/2teaspoon salt
INSTRUCTIONS
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- Stir together sugar and 1/4 cup water in medium heavy saucepan until sugar is completely moistened. Bring to boil over medium-high heat, 3 to 5 minutes, and cook, without stirring, until mixture begins to turn golden, another 1 to 2 minutes. Gently swirling pan, continue to cook until sugar is color of peanut butter, 1 to 2 minutes. Remove from heat and swirl pan until sugar is reddish-amber and fragrant, 15 to 20 seconds. Carefully swirl in 2 tablespoons warm tap water until incorporated; mixture will bubble and steam. Pour caramel into 8 1/2 by 4 1/2-inch loaf pan; do not scrape out saucepan. Set loaf pan aside.
- Adjust oven rack to middle position and heat oven to 300 degrees. Line bottom of 13 by 9-inch baking pan with dish towel, folding towel to fit smoothly, and set aside. Bring 2 quarts water to boil.
- Whisk eggs and yolks in large bowl until combined. Add sweetened condensed milk, evaporated milk, whole milk, vanilla, and salt and whisk until incorporated. Strain mixture through fine-mesh strainer into prepared loaf pan.
- Cover loaf pan tightly with aluminum foil and place in prepared baking pan. Place baking pan in oven and carefully pour all of boiling water into pan. Bake until center of custard jiggles slightly when shaken and custard registers 180 degrees, 1 1/4 to 1 1/2 hours. Remove foil and leave custard in water bath until loaf pan has cooled completely. Remove loaf pan from water bath, wrap tightly with plastic wrap, and chill overnight or up to 4 days.
- To unmold, slide paring knife around edges of pan. Invert serving platter on top of pan and turn pan and platter over. When flan is released, remove loaf pan. Using rubber spatula, scrape residual caramel onto flan. Slice and serve. (Leftover flan may be covered loosely with plastic wrap and refrigerated for up to 4 days.)
From America’s Test Kitchen
Yes, 83,034, another excellent post!
Please beat more of these tired jokes into the ground for me if you have any spare time.
Tres Leches next please.
If one could so easily discover the secret police, they aren’t so secret any more.
George HW Bush was CIA. So were a lot of federal office holders. You’re just realizing this now?
If they are secret, then how do YOU know about them?
You said “Democratic CIA agents”. That article lists three people who at some point worked for the CIA, including one who spent four years there and left in 2002 (and is now a high school history teacher). All of them had left the agency before Trump was a candidate. Three former employees across the entire country is not a “recovery effort” and is certainly not any form of evidence of a co-ordinated CIA campaign, if that’s what you mean to imply. The article also mentions a couple of Republican candidates (one incumbent, one not-yet-announced) with a CIA background. Are they part of the same “recovery effort”?
And the reason people are concerned for your well-being and that of those around you isn’t because we’re all trying to “silence the truth”. It’s because you sound like a stereotypical tinfoil-hat-wearing paranoid conspiracy theorist in pretty much all your posts, to a genuinely worrying degree.
In conclusion: I too like flan.
Running on a reform platform to oust Haspel no doubt.
I’m just curious WF, do you take karate lessons from an old man in Houston?
Conspiracy theorist?
How so?
If it’s not a recovery effort, so be it. JAQ.
No, but it sounds like fun.
From the famed Reptilian cookbook, TO SERVE MAN:
The humans will generally prefer to offer criminals or other undesirable, but these specimens tend to be tough and stringy, and often marred by various bitter recreational substances. Far better are the younger individuals. Negotiations with the collaborating brokers can be difficult, but with sufficient motivation – when the alternative is the broker’s own offspring, their positions will change surprisingly quickly – these collaborators will quickly comply.
Once the individual human is selected, sufficient time for their metabolism to expel any undesirable substances should be allowed. Sweets and sugar water will help both pacify and calm the specimen, and help flush their system. Generally, 3-4 days on this diet is enough time.
<ending the excerpt before some unpleasantness>
The Reptilians really do have a fascinating culture and society.
The secret police are not given that name because nobody knows about them. Is this a retread of earlier jokes or a deeper misunderstanding on your part?
Shouldn’t you be making sure Literally Hitler’s nukes are ready to go?
Congratulations. You have been Farnabied.
It doesn’t really matter since you’re only trolling. If this was Troll Bingo, we could make “Blackout” before the end of the third page.
I am ready to support everything in the OP as I have supported the question of Democratic CIA agents running for office.
They are.
You didn’t know about it.
It may not be a big deal, but the two sentences above are true.
Sick burn. Love it.
I would be willing to explain secret police further if I thought it would help.
The secret truth of the election is that there’s an evil wizard who lives in eastern Montana that did this to us. 