# Did the world end yet?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 21, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652 "2011-05-21T04:14:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/1 "2011-05-21T04:14:09Z")

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It’s just past midnight on the east coast of the US. Did the world end yet?

Because I thought [the Earth was destroyed on 10 September 2008 (at 7:35:05am UTC)](http://qntm.org/board) already.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/2 "2011-05-21T04:20:09Z")

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Not until 11pm Pacific Time. That’s when reports ought to be not coming in from New Zealand and the rest of the area.

Pre-emptive \<Ha-ha!\> to those fuckwits who are waiting, with Bibles in hand, expecting Rapture.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/3 "2011-05-21T04:27:39Z")

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Dammit, I want to go looting!!!

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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/4 "2011-05-21T04:30:02Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Dammit, I want to go looting!!!

Hah! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/5 "2011-05-21T04:31:06Z")

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I think I’m starting to feel pulled up !

No wait, false alarm, was just gas.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/6 "2011-05-21T04:45:37Z")

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No, there’ll be summer reruns until mid-September; then, from what I hear, it’s been picked up for another season.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/7 "2011-05-21T05:05:43Z")

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I’m all [ready](http://www.charwinccrs.com/photos/bc1385d9.jpg) for it!

😃

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**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/8 "2011-05-21T05:35:26Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Did the world end yet?

Yes. You missed it.

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/9 "2011-05-21T05:37:35Z")

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The rapture happened all right.

Problem is, there were no true Christians.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/10 "2011-05-21T05:44:27Z")

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Those laughing about these “crackpots” might sober up if they realized that 21 May 2011 was indeed Doomsday for a significant portion of the gazillions of alternate universes. It’s just that your consciousness vanished in a puff in those parallel universes; the fact that “you” are still posting at SDMB just means that [a version of “you” has survived](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality) in one of the few worlds that didn’t evaporate.

Apologies, however, to those of you who gave away all your worldly possessions in anticipation of Armageddon. I don’t think physicists have a way for you to travel backwards into an alternate universe and replenish your IRA account. Just try to console yourself that a version of yourself is now in a fantastical Paradise feasting on raisins or virgins or whatever…

hth

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**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/11 "2011-05-21T05:48:18Z")

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m lacin’ up my lootin’ boots.

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**Author:** ![Jacq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Jacq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jacq)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/12 "2011-05-21T06:15:33Z")

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Well it’s quarter past Rapture where I am and nothing’s happened yet. You’d think God would have better timekeeping skills.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/13 "2011-05-21T06:21:47Z")

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Um, not that I believe anything will happen at this time, but I’ve read, many places, that it’s supposed to happen at about 6pm CENTRAL TIME (on the 21st).  
By my clock, that’s not for another 17 hours or so.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/14 "2011-05-21T06:24:12Z")

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Doing a [Google search](http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=may+21+at#sclient=psy&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1440&bih=809&source=hp&q=rapture+%22may+21+at%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=f7cbc9f461f532f7) seems to confirm this.  
Again, not that I believe it (I don’t). Just so we know when we can start officially pointing our fingers and laughing.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/15 "2011-05-21T06:29:46Z")

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Utter nonsense of course, I mean, as I am a Christi

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/16 "2011-05-21T06:42:29Z")

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The only common element of every apocolyptic prophesy in human history is that none have ever come true.

But this time Charlie Brown…

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/17 "2011-05-21T06:48:22Z")

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Well, fuck. Looks like I got to go to class tomorrow after all.

Sometimes, a guy just can’t catch a break, you know?

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/18 "2011-05-21T06:49:51Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Well, fuck. Looks like I got to go to class tomorrow after all.
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> Sometimes, a guy just can’t catch a break, you know?

Let me guess: you didn’t study for the big trig mid-term.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/19 "2011-05-21T08:04:07Z")

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Who is going to miss New Zealand anyway? We certainly won’t miss getting thumped by them at Rugby.

Meanwhile, I think I have two hours to go and I have a full carton of beer. What will I do?

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-the-world-end-yet/582652/20 "2011-05-21T08:12:19Z")

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6:12pm in Sydney. Still here. Guess I didn’t make Santa’s “nice” list…

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