# Did we get on?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 24, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952 "2014-07-24T17:50:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/1 "2014-07-24T17:50:19Z")

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I’m back after a decade of sabbatical. Hi again.

There’s one thing though, I recognise a number of your names – 10 years ago I would have known instantly if we were sympatico or not.

Given that I have a more memorable (and quite frankly better) user name than most of you, would you be so kind as to remind me of our relationship status?

love  
TGU

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/2 "2014-07-24T18:41:26Z")

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Have you really been gone all that time? I remember your name and would have thought you were a current poster. Must be getting you mixed up with **Ulf the Unwashed**.

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**Author:** ![Boogly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Boogly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boogly)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/3 "2014-07-24T19:16:44Z")

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Your name is indeed more memorable and so very much better than mine, but I a tread warily.

If someone says I am “The Great Unwashed” I am not sure if I want you to know that I am single.

As a matter of fact I may take your name as a challenge…

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/4 "2014-07-24T23:07:44Z")

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I remember your name – great name! – but couldn’t say anything at all about you. Been too long, I guess. Sorry!

(Hell of a thing to say to a soul. “You must not have been very memorable.”)

Ah, well: let’s take it as if a wholly new relationship. G’day, I’m Trinopus! Let’s be friends!

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/5 "2014-07-24T23:10:18Z")

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I insisted you wash before we got it on.

What?

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/6 "2014-07-25T00:14:13Z")

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I haven’t the faintest - perhaps we should take a shortcut and assume either the best or the worst, and work from there?

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/7 "2014-07-25T00:39:17Z")

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We were virtual lovers. I was much more experimental ten years ago though.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/8 "2014-07-25T00:57:51Z")

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Vendetta!!!

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/9 "2014-07-25T01:48:25Z")

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I knew you when you were just dirty.

No I didn’t. That’s a filthy lie.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/10 "2014-07-25T01:56:54Z")

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You owe me a pint.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/11 "2014-07-25T03:20:54Z")

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> [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](#):
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> would you be so kind as to remind me of our relationship status?

Cloudy, with a chance of sprinkles. Preferably chocolate sprinkles.

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/12 "2014-07-25T03:25:12Z")

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I’m certain that we weren’t on **un** friendly terms. You probably wouldn’t remember me, but I won’t hold that against you.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/13 "2014-07-25T11:13:07Z")

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So to summarise the results so far:

BROADLY POSITIVE  
2

BROADLY NEGATIVE  
2

BROADLY MEH  
6

BROADLY OWE BEER  
1

Just like real life.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/14 "2014-07-25T11:23:54Z")

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Yeah.

How clean’s your data?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/15 "2014-07-25T13:11:31Z")

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We agreed never to speak of it again.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/16 "2014-07-25T14:09:20Z")

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Are you going to pay me back all that cash you owe me?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/17 "2014-07-25T19:56:19Z")

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You and I will fight all through this life, and in to the next!

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/18 "2014-07-26T03:04:34Z")

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As far as you recall, we’ve never met. It’s probably for the best that you don’t remember that night.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/19 "2014-07-27T00:33:34Z")

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Update:

BROADLY POSITIVE  
2

BROADLY NEGATIVE  
5

BROADLY MEH  
7

BROADLY OWE BEER  
1

BROADLY OWE MONEY  
1

…I think I see a trend developing.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-get-on/693952/20 "2014-07-27T00:53:20Z")

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Pay back the beer and money you owe and your numbers will change. 😛

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