# Did we learn nothing from "You bet your Aspercreme!"?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 8, 2015, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-learn-nothing-from-you-bet-your-aspercreme/719547 "2015-05-08T12:28:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-learn-nothing-from-you-bet-your-aspercreme/719547/21 "2015-05-12T23:23:34Z")

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> [@Omega\_Glory](#):
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> The aspercreme ad was amusing. It was “You bet your sweet aspercreme” too, which was even better.

Yeah, that was a good ad. I didn’t even realize they had changed it. I thought it was “you bet your sweet aspercreme” for at least a couple years, but–and I can’t find anything definitive–it seems like it was only around for a few months, if that. I’m also surprised it was c. 2005. I would have put the ads a few years earlier than that. Such is memory.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-learn-nothing-from-you-bet-your-aspercreme/719547/22 "2015-05-12T23:28:13Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> [A company local to Los Angeles runs trucks that say “You Can’t Beat Our Meat”](http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/141/8063358e57bd44a3a6a5556515c2f1ab/l.jpg)

Off bug spray: You can’t beat Off!

Not an actual ad campaign but one I have heard a few times at outdoor summer BBQs a few times.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-learn-nothing-from-you-bet-your-aspercreme/719547/23 "2015-05-12T23:31:11Z")

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There is a local plumbing company whose tag line is “urine good hands”.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-learn-nothing-from-you-bet-your-aspercreme/719547/24 "2015-05-12T23:32:42Z")

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Ah, how could I have forgotten this one for, of all things, A & W root beer:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/tMe3WDmxBEI/hqdefault.jpg "A&W Rootbeer Dumass") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMe3WDmxBEI)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-learn-nothing-from-you-bet-your-aspercreme/719547/25 "2015-05-13T00:09:07Z")

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Performance Radiator: The Best Place in town to take a leak!

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