# Did we lose another moderator?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 3, 1999, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003 "1999-09-03T00:26:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 1999, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/1 "1999-09-03T05:30:00Z")

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Hope not. Can’t access Nickrz’ post (“My job here is done”). Follow-up, anyone?

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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 1999, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/2 "1999-09-03T05:47:00Z")

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Ohmygod. After you said that, I went back and looked at some of his old posts. If you take the 1st, 3rd, 15th, and 22nd letters from his past 50 posts, you get a mishmash and, after eliminating several letters, the rest could be rearranged to spell “turn me on dead walrus” fortelling his departure from the board.

As his name is still on the top listing him as moderator of this board and the board had some technical problems, I think the job that is “done” is reviving GQ.

As you can’t access his post, obviously it’s not _quite_ done.

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**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 1999, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/3 "1999-09-03T00:26:00Z")

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Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Thanks for your concern, but you can’t get rid of me that easily 🙂

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 1999, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/4 "1999-09-03T02:53:00Z")

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damn 😉

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 1999, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/5 "1999-09-03T03:04:00Z")

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I told you guys I don’t take checks. If you want Nickrz to have an “accident” I want the cash up front. The WHOLE $22, no Canadian money.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 1999, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/6 "1999-09-04T01:44:00Z")

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But even when everyone chipped in as much as they could, we only came up with $21.67, two mints, a button and some Canadian pennies.

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“It’s _bacon_!!”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 1999, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/7 "1999-09-04T04:36:00Z")

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Are the mints new and in the original wrapper?

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 1999, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/8 "1999-09-04T05:03:00Z")

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Hey, I’ll throw in a tin of Altoids. (No hole punched in the lid, either.)

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**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 1999, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/9 "1999-09-04T09:55:00Z")

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I’ll hold still for the Altoids.

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 1999, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/10 "1999-09-04T10:54:00Z")

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Can we arrange at least an exchange program to the BBQ pit?slythe?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 1999, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-we-lose-another-moderator/3003/11 "1999-09-04T14:56:00Z")

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Nicky, the Altoids aren’t for YOU. Besides, Altoids are for wimps. Real men use Fisherman’s Friend, original flavor.
