# Did you believe joecool1983's "Confessions of a Whoremonger" story?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-believe-joecool1983s-confessions-of-a-whoremonger-story/661084>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 15, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-believe-joecool1983s-confessions-of-a-whoremonger-story/661084 "2013-06-15T18:48:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-believe-joecool1983s-confessions-of-a-whoremonger-story/661084/41 "2013-10-12T15:37:17Z")

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> [@joecool247365](#):
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> You know what, close on the prison guard. I’m actually a mall security officer.

Are you [Gecko45](http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/)?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-believe-joecool1983s-confessions-of-a-whoremonger-story/661084/42 "2013-10-12T15:40:00Z")

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Closing this thread, which probably should have been done back when it was started, to avoid giving now banned members more attention (and temptation to register again).

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