# Did you enjoy my Coke, you thieving shitbum?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-enjoy-my-coke-you-thieving-shitbum/204869>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 1, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-enjoy-my-coke-you-thieving-shitbum/204869 "2003-10-01T06:34:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-enjoy-my-coke-you-thieving-shitbum/204869/41 "2003-10-07T01:39:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Marlitharn \*  
> \*\*The joke’s on you, **SnoopyFan** , because I BACKWASH! \*\*

It’s about time, too. Your back was _disgusting!_

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-enjoy-my-coke-you-thieving-shitbum/204869/42 "2003-10-07T02:48:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by phouka \*  
> \*\*Yeah, I know how you feel. I had leftover California Pizza Kitchen pizza stolen right out of the microwave. I was _ticked_.  
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Out of the freakin’ MICROWAVE? Sweet jesus, that’s cold (the action, not the pizza). This is someone who knows damn well they’re taking someone’s lunch and just couldn’t give a shit.

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-enjoy-my-coke-you-thieving-shitbum/204869/43 "2003-10-07T14:10:12Z")

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I’m just amazed that anyone wants to drink half a 2 liter the day after opening it. Once any pop container is opened, you have about 2 hours before it loses all its fizz, thus rendering it undrinkable IMO. Blech.

Are you sure some anal retentive employee didn’t just toss it down the drain thinking she was doing a good turn by cleaning out the fridge?

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