# Did you ever celebrate a fictional day?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [July 16, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944 "2007-07-16T05:23:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Saintly\_Loser](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saintly_loser/32/4045_2.png) [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/21 "2007-07-16T23:19:13Z")

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What, nobody celebrates Bloomsday around here?

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2007, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/22 "2007-07-16T23:25:38Z")

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[QUOTE=The Sonoran Lizard King]  
I’m a pretty lax discordian, but when Friday falls on the 23rd, I generally remember to joyously partake of a hot dog.

We’re supposed to do it every friday.  
[/QUOTE]

I should start doing that again. Problem is, I’m a vegetarian- so I think the only commandment I would be breaking is the Discordian one, ‘No Hot Dog Buns.’ So… eh.

[QUOTE=Saintly Loser]  
What, nobody celebrates Bloomsday around here?  
[/QUOTE]

Yestheywill, lookat postseventeen!

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### Author: ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2007, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/23 "2007-07-16T23:36:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF]  
Festivus!

My friend’s birthday is also Judgement Day, so that usually plays a role in the festivities.  
[/QUOTE]

You win. “Festivus” is the correct answer.

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/24 "2007-07-17T00:13:54Z")

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January 12, 1992 (or 1997 depending if you go by the book or the movie)

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### Author: ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/25 "2007-07-17T00:23:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Saintly Loser]  
What, nobody celebrates Bloomsday around here?  
[/QUOTE]

I do, and so does **Shoshana** (post #17).

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### Author: ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/26 "2007-07-17T01:33:18Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
January 12, 1992 (or 1997 depending if you go by the book or the movie)  
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OK, I’m probably going to feel pretty stupid, but what is the significance of the dates?

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/27 "2007-07-17T01:35:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Baker]  
OK, I’m probably going to feel pretty stupid, but what is the significance of the dates?  
[/QUOTE]

The day HAL2000 (2001: A Space Odessy) was activated

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### Author: ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/28 "2007-07-17T02:27:31Z")

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I would celebrate Feezle Day, if I knew when it was. And where to find a Feezle.

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### Author: ![dysonsphere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dysonsphere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dysonsphere)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/29 "2007-07-17T03:38:52Z")

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I always make a point to remember the 5th of November.

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### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/30 "2007-07-17T12:58:39Z")

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July 25th is Christmas in July around here.  
I don’t decorate or anything, I just say, " It’s Christmas in July!"

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### Author: ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/31 "2007-07-17T13:13:43Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
The 3rd of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day  
[/QUOTE]

The day Neil Diamond nailed that [del]girl[/del] woman twice his age, Desiree?

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### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/32 "2007-07-17T13:32:45Z")

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[QUOTE=gigi]  
The day Neil Diamond nailed that [del]girl[/del] woman twice his age, Desiree?  
[/QUOTE]

Nope, the day Billie Joe Macallister Jumped off the Tallahatchee Bridge.

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#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/33 "2007-07-17T13:36:49Z")

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I too have been to a few festivus parties. The last one, there was a huge board on the wall to air our grievances by writing them on a post-it note and stick them to the board labeled “grievances” I was pretty drunk and ended up writing several about how my friends are huge bitches.

A few people were going through the feats of strength but I had to get out of there pretty fast.

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### Author: ![Ferd\_Burfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@Ferd\_Burfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferd_Burfel)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/34 "2007-07-17T14:23:45Z")

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I always commemorate August 16, Elvis’s death day.

Which, in some people’s eyes, is a fictional day.

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### Author: ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/35 "2007-07-17T14:59:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Agonist]  
September 22. Bilbo’s birthday.  
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Oh sure, just 'cause your “uncle” goes out and has himself an adventure and comes back with all these stories,  
(sure uncle, you saw trolls and giant spiders and a dragon, riiight)  
it doesn’t give people the right to forget your birthday!

F. Baggins

😃  
CMC fnord!  
Put me down for Hobbit Day and Blooms Day.

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> Originally Posted by **dysonsphere**  
> I always make a point to remember the 5th of November.

You do know that’s the day they really did catch Guy Fawkes, match almost in hand, not far from about twenty barrels of gunpowder under the House of Lords?

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#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/36 "2007-07-17T15:14:22Z")

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May the Fourth… Be With You.

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### Author: ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/37 "2007-07-17T15:18:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Marley23]  
I should start doing that again. Problem is, I’m a vegetarian- so I think the only commandment I would be breaking is the Discordian one, ‘No Hot Dog Buns.’ So… eh.

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Vegetarian Hot Dogs are an abomination! I hereby excommunicate you from the Heart of Gold Cabal!

SLK aka  
Pope Zaphod23, Entropy Enginer, Episkopos, Heart of Gold Cabal.

Non-Discordian Dopers: 😕

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### Author: ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/38 "2007-07-17T16:03:27Z")

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[QUOTE=fishbicycle]  
In the past I have celebrated 4/20 when it wasn’t even April.  
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In college (oh, those halcyon days of yore), 4/20 was a real holiday for me and my ilk. We had a ritual, where we’d get in a circle and fire up at 4:20 p.m. Each person brought their own smoke, and we’d begin to pass.

[DISLCAIMER: THIS WAS NOT DONE IN AMERICA, WHERE SUCH ACTIVITIES ARE EVIL, wink wink AND I DO NOT ENDORSE SUCH CONDUCT IN PLACES WHERE IT IS NOT SANCTIONED BY THE GLORIOUS LEADER]

Once, as we were leaving my friend’s apartment, a guy on a bike rode by and said “Happy Holidays”. That was it - he wasn’t trying to bum a smoke or anything, just acknowledging the season. “See? It is a real holiday!” I told my friend.

Even now, I pay homage to peace, tranquility, and good mojo every 20th of April, praying for peace at a time that reminds us of so much horror (it’s also Hitler’s birthday, the anniversay of Columbine, and close to the anniversary of the Oklahoma City Bombing).

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### Author: ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/39 "2007-07-17T16:42:00Z")

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Oh yeah, some of my friends also celebrate “[Canada Day](http://www.flickr.com/photos/troymccluresf/sets/1219329/)” on July 1st. What a bunch of nuts.

What?

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-celebrate-a-fictional-day/411944/40 "2007-07-17T20:06:05Z")

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I always note a few historical days in my calendar, as well as some make-believe ones, like Elessar’s crowning (May 1) from Tolkien’s _The Return of the King_, or the birthday of Mixtli (Sept. 20), the protagonist from one of my favorite historic novels, Gary Jennings’s _Aztec_. If I remember, I’ll silently raise a glass to them at dinner that day.

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