# Did you ever get gayness in your eye, Gabriel? It buuurns. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 31, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195 "2003-07-31T19:02:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/21 "2003-07-31T20:52:55Z")
Aaaaand the old classic: > [@](#): > > Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. [http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/why\_do\_all\_these.html](http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/why_do_all_these.html) ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/22 "2003-07-31T21:01:16Z")
Is this when the Sinner guy needs the Christian eye? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/23 "2003-07-31T21:07:13Z")
You know, **Priam** , you just earned about 15000 jayjaypoints[sup]tm[/sup] for referencing _Trick_. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/24 "2003-07-31T21:30:46Z")
_from Kids In the Hall After the Hockey Game sketch_ > [@](#): > > Mark: So if you ever need money for tuition, if you decide to go to college, come to me. you ever want tickets to more hockey games, you come to see me… You want the occasional blow job- > > Scott: Aw, Jesus! Not again… > > Mark: What? > > Scott: Every time I come to this city, some guy picks me up at the bus station, takes me to a Leaf game, gets me pissed, then tries to blow me. Why can’t people like me for me? > > Mark: Gee, brad, I’m sorry. I didn’t know about your past. I do like you for you. > > Scott: Yeah right. > > Mark: …But as far as I can see, that’s no need to break with the little tradition you’ve got toing. > > Scott: I’m not queer… > > Mark: Oh no, of course not! No, of course you’re not queer. But why don’t you have a couple of drinks and see if you can put the “bi” back in bisexual? > > Scott: I’m gonna need a lot of beer… > > Mark: I keepa chilled keg in my bedroom. > > Scott: Aw, Jesus! Look. I don’t do nothin’. > > Mark: You come, don’t you? > > Scott: Yeah… > > Mark: Great! This way. > > Scott: Great… > > Mark: Brad? > > Scott: What? > > Mark: When you speak of this, and I know you will, be kind? > > Scott: Yeah, right, I ain’t tellin’ no one. > > Mark: Deal, sure, whatever! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/25 "2003-07-31T21:31:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Well, I’m back from my usual 15 mind-blowing orgasms from having sex with my wife. I came all over her because I love coming all over a woman’s body, and she loves it when I cover her with an inch-thick layer of my manfluid. Manfluid is a gift from God, we always say. I don’t even make her swallow. I love licking it off her body. She loves when I … I mean, SHE licks it up! Cuz I hate the taste! HATE IT! I HATE THE TASTE OF SEMEN! YES I DO! THE GOOD LORD MADE ME HETROSEXUAL, THAT’S RIGHT! SEE HOW MANY KIDS WE’VE HAD? THAT MEANS I’M A HETROSEXUAL! CUZ I LOOOOOOVE HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE! \*\* - My country 'tis of thee, bukkake for you and me, for this I sing. Here I do go and spoo, all over you I blew, emptying my nads I shoot, let semen fling.\* ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/26 "2003-07-31T22:31:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > \*\*I got some gayness on me once. I collected as much of it as I could and put it in a jar. \*\* And I didn’t appreciate THAT one bit. If I’m all chock full of gay, how am I supposed to get pregnant? OR INTO HEAVEN I MAY ADD? ---
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/27 "2003-07-31T22:34:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Priam \* > \*\*my grimy jeans > my plaid shirt! > my mullet! > my rusty pickup truck > > Any lesbians willing to help counteract these effects? \*\* This lesbian thinks from the description that your old self _was_ a lesbian! old school type of course, not the new breed who dress better and make we flanelette wearing fossils really confused ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/28 "2003-07-31T22:43:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jayjay \* > \*\*You know, **Priam** , you just earned about 15000 jayjaypoints[sup]tm[/sup] for referencing _Trick_. \*\* How many more for the harrier jet? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/29 "2003-07-31T22:56:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > \*\*How many more for the harrier jet? \*\* _checks the “H” list_ Hmm…hummer, hairier pet, half-dressed… Sorry, nothing about jets in here…and that hummer is lowercase, so we’re not talkin’ cars… ---
**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/30 "2003-07-31T23:14:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thylacine \* > \*\*This lesbian thinks from the description that your old self _was_ a lesbian! > > old school type of course, not the new breed who dress better and make we flanelette wearing fossils really confused \*\* … _looks down in his pants_ OHMYGOD THEY THREW THEIR GAYNESS ON MY VAGINA AND I SPROUTED A DICK!! Those absolute militant perverts!! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/31 "2003-07-31T23:43:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Priam \* > \*\*OHMYGOD THEY THREW THEIR GAYNESS ON MY VAGINA AND I SPROUTED A DICK!! \*\* Classic sig material if I’ve ever seen it. ---
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/32 "2003-07-31T23:48:51Z")
Finally there is a bloke who can use the old line honestly _I am a lesbian in a man’s body_ Why do blokes dress like dykes anyway? Do they think it will help get women or something? this post is fortified with 90% silliness for your reading pleasure ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/33 "2003-07-31T23:52:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*\*\*“Did you ever get gayness in your eye, Gabriel? It buuurns.”\*\*Use that shampoo… _No More Queers._ \*\* There’s lots of funny stuff in this thread, but this is my favorite! Oh, and **Thylacine** , I am proud to say that I have an “everyday” flannel shirt, a “dress” flannel shirt, _and_ a whole flannel dress! My sister made it for me. It’s perfect for those days when you just don’t know if you’re butch or femme. ---
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/34 "2003-07-31T23:58:26Z")
Stop it **Lamia** , you are turning my head and my SO is arriving here on Monday from the wrong hemisphere, I don’t think she has a flannel dress :sob _must behave, must behave, must behave_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/35 "2003-08-01T01:41:17Z")
Would this have to do with the post that went roughly “I dont have gays, but…”? ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/36 "2003-08-01T01:57:53Z")
> [@](#): > > "Did you ever get gayness in your eye, Gabriel? It buuurns."Use that shampoo… No More Queers. I bet that shampoo isn’t made by Johnson and Johnson. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/37 "2003-08-01T02:02:40Z")
No, Jonathanson and Jonathanson. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/38 "2003-08-01T02:05:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thylacine \* > \*\*Stop it **Lamia** , you are turning my head and my SO is arriving here on Monday from the wrong hemisphere, I don’t think she has a flannel dress :sob > > _must behave, must behave, must behave_ \*\* Oh, I’m blushing! :o Luckily, flannel dresses can be bought or made, and not just by my dear sister. Or better still, there are always flannel nighties. They’re chic, they’re warm, they’re _flannelicious_! Why don’t you surprise your SO with a special gift for zee boudoir? ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/39 "2003-08-01T02:28:40Z")
Gayness burned you did it? So you would say gayness is hot? Maybe even… flaming? Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/40 "2003-08-01T04:05:25Z")
THE ONLY THING FLAMING IS ME AND MY WIFE WHEN WE HAVE MAD PASSIONATE HETROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE! AND PRIAM’S DICK IS NOWHERE NEAR HER! I MAKE SURE OF THAT BY RESTRAINING IT BEFOREHAND WITH … MY ANGRY GAZE! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195.md?page=3)