# Did you ever get gayness in your eye, Gabriel? It buuurns. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 31, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195 "2003-07-31T19:02:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/41 "2003-08-01T04:31:21Z")
Meanwhile you look at Priam and think: > [@](#): > > Heaven and earth inside my sugar walls… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/42 "2003-08-01T04:45:53Z")
THE ONLY EARTH IS SHIT! BROWN SHIT! AND THE ONLY HEAVEN IS THE REMNANTS FROM WHERE I … HAD MY COLONIC! IT WAS INCREDIBLY PAINFUL FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO DOESN’T ENJOY PULSING, THROBBING THINGS GOING IN AND OUT OF HIS BUTT! I’D SAY “ASK MY WIFE HOW MUCH I HATE IT” BUT WE NEVER SPEAK OF THAT BECAUSE I HATE IT! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/43 "2003-08-01T04:48:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*THE ONLY EARTH IS SHIT! BROWN SHIT! AND THE ONLY HEAVEN IS THE REMNANTS FROM WHERE I … HAD MY COLONIC! IT WAS INCREDIBLY PAINFUL FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO DOESN’T ENJOY PULSING, THROBBING THINGS GOING IN AND OUT OF HIS BUTT! I’D SAY “ASK MY WIFE HOW MUCH I HATE IT” BUT WE NEVER SPEAK OF THAT BECAUSE I HATE IT! \*\* His wife keeps his tricks entertained while he has his self-loathing fits before their many menage a trois. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/44 "2003-08-01T05:17:14Z")
I got the gays! I got the gays! First it was that Gay Eye show and their fabulous fashion sense overwhelmed me! Now I dress nice, shave regularly, and keep my home neat and decorated! Help! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/45 "2003-08-01T05:26:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \* > \*\*I got the gays! I got the gays! First it was that Gay Eye show and their fabulous fashion sense overwhelmed me! Now I dress nice, shave regularly, and keep my home neat and decorated! Help! \*\* Glad to know that we could help. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/46 "2003-08-01T05:27:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \* > His wife keeps his tricks entertained while he has his self-loathing fits before their many menage a trois. Tricks? Oh, hey, I know what that is! That’s a guy another guy brings home for anal sex … or oral, or both. I wouldn’t know that but this … GAY came to talk at my EXTREMELY GOD-FEARING CHURCH several years ago. Well, he was an EX-GAY, I mean. We wouldn’t let no fucking SODOMITE in our GOD-FEARING CHURCH. But he … he told us about tricks and how evil GAYS are and how they’re all going to HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION and how he was GLAD he didn’t like SUCKING COCK anymore. Hear that? He was GLAD! I would be too if I had to suffer from wanting men sticking their throbbing cocks in my mouth, let alone WANTING it or SWALLOWING their salty, dripping semen. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/47 "2003-08-01T06:01:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Tricks? Oh, hey, I know what that is! That’s a guy another guy brings home for anal sex … or oral, or both. I wouldn’t know that but this … GAY came to talk at my EXTREMELY GOD-FEARING CHURCH several years ago. Well, he was an EX-GAY, I mean. We wouldn’t let no fucking SODOMITE in our GOD-FEARING CHURCH. But he … he told us about tricks and how evil GAYS are and how they’re all going to HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION and how he was GLAD he didn’t like SUCKING COCK anymore. > > Hear that? He was GLAD! I would be too if I had to suffer from wanting men sticking their throbbing cocks in my mouth, let alone WANTING it or SWALLOWING their salty, dripping semen. \*\* Ex gay… like John Paulk. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/48 "2003-08-01T06:55:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \* > \*\*Glad to know that we could help. \*\* So this is the “Gay Agenda” I’ve read so much about? No wonder everyone’s so pissed off… ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/49 "2003-08-01T07:03:23Z")
Don’t even get me started on the Gay Agenda. I miss the brunch every single damn time. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/50 "2003-08-01T07:07:46Z")
Didn’t them GAYS tell you? You have to RECRUIT. Paulk was merely chasing down some fellow ex-GAYS who were trying to choose HOMOSEXUALITY again. Bring a prospective GAY with you next time, **2trew** (if you aren’t already a GAY by then), and you’ll have a lot more luck socking COCK. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/51 "2003-08-01T07:13:04Z")
Why do you think I miss the brunch? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/52 "2003-08-01T07:15:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Didn’t them GAYS tell you? You have to RECRUIT. Paulk was merely chasing down some fellow ex-GAYS who were trying to choose HOMOSEXUALITY again. > > Bring a prospective GAY with you next time, **2trew** (if you aren’t already a GAY by then), and you’ll have a lot more luck socking COCK. \*\* Okay… joke… much like horse… so dead it’s rotting. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/53 "2003-08-01T07:16:16Z")
I just hope he’s going to be able to snap out of that when the thread’s over… [sub]kids today…I swear…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/54 "2003-08-01T07:19:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2trew \* > \*\*Don’t even get me started on the Gay Agenda. I miss the brunch every single damn time. \*\* Brunch AND a toaster? Is there some kind of Frequent Gay card where you get coupons and stuff too? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/55 "2003-08-01T07:24:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \* > Okay… joke… much like horse… so dead it’s rotting. With the number of people who aren’t joking when they say that, I thought you’d welcome knowing it _was_ a joke. Consider your current Pit thread, for example. New influx of homophobes? Trying to lighten the mood here, dude:) ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/56 "2003-08-01T07:43:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*With the number of people who aren’t joking when they say that, I thought you’d welcome knowing it _was_ a joke. Consider your current Pit thread, for example. New influx of homophobes? Trying to lighten the mood here, dude:) \*\* T’was amusing… ---
**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/57 "2003-08-01T10:39:53Z")
I’m glad to know this thread was useful ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/58 "2003-08-01T11:10:40Z")
It gave me a smile when I needed it. Thanks. Now if you could just do something about the week’s worth of work I’ve got one day to do . . . CJ ---
**Author:** ![MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MC_Master_of_Ceremonies)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/59 "2003-08-01T11:14:45Z")
If God had meant people to be gay he would of given them bigger bum-holes. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/60 "2003-08-01T13:01:27Z")
Lieu said, ""Did you ever get gayness in your eye, Gabriel? It buuurns.“Use that shampoo… No More Queers.” I love you, man. I just fucking love you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195.md?page=4)