# Did you ever get gayness in your eye, Gabriel? It buuurns. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 31, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195 "2003-07-31T19:02:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/61 "2003-08-01T13:52:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MC Master of Ceremonies \* > \*\*If God had meant people to be gay he would of given them bigger bum-holes. \*\* I’ve never met a cock too big for the standard issue bum-hole. ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/62 "2003-08-01T14:23:17Z")
If God hadn’t meant for us all to be having sweaty ass sex, then why did He invent K-Y? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/63 "2003-08-01T14:27:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Priam \* > \*\*OHMYGOD THEY THREW THEIR GAYNESS ON MY VAGINA AND I SPROUTED A DICK!! \*\* Cite? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/64 "2003-08-01T15:44:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Ex gay… like John Paulk. “John Paulk. They found him in a DC-area gay bar. When asked, he said he was there to use the washroom. And nobody thought to ask him for what.” - Kate Clinton ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/65 "2003-08-01T16:14:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*I’ve never met a cock too big for the standard issue bum-hole. \*\* Seconded. 😃 And no, my ass isn’t like a fucking windsock. That’s what kegel exercises are for. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/66 "2003-08-01T17:32:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \* > \*\*And no, my ass isn’t like a fucking windsock. That’s what kegel exercises are for. \*\* \I’m doing them right now!\ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/67 "2003-08-01T17:35:27Z")
And now we know why **jayjay** is always smiling when he’s sitting at the computer. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/68 "2003-08-01T18:48:53Z")
I’m smiling because I have a pleasant and sunny disposition. Okay, and also because I’m having wild sexual fantasies about all the male queer Dopers. (See, **punha**? I didn’t forget!) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/69 "2003-08-01T20:51:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Okay, and also because I’m having wild sexual fantasies about all the male queer Dopers. Well. Ah _do_ de_clare._ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/70 "2003-08-02T01:31:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jayjay \* > Okay, and also because I’m having wild sexual fantasies about all the male queer Dopers. (See, **punha**? I didn’t forget!) 😃 Man, if I weren’t taken by an incredibly jealous (and also sexually fantastic:D) woman, I’d do something at you to thank you;) ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/71 "2003-08-02T17:19:22Z")
…I visited one of my friends this weekend, and we watched “Trick.” Therefore, I now know what movie the modified quote in your OP title comes from, **Priam**. I feel special :). ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/72 "2003-08-02T17:32:08Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Well. Ah do de_clare.\* \*\* Ah believe Miss Scahlet is gettin the vapors! ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/73 "2003-08-04T05:30:08Z")
All right, everyone, let’s not ‘queer out.’ Nobody’s gonna gaiefy anyone without first consuming a six pack, so just relax those breeder sphincters. No one’s gonna force you to redecorate, or style your hair, or wear natural fibers, or go to brunch, or listen to Judy Garland records. So just chill, and have another beer. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/74 "2003-08-04T06:13:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moriah \* > \*\*So just chill, and have another beer. \*\* But you can’t have that brand. We’re boycotting this month… ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195/75 "2003-08-04T13:30:26Z")
In other news from the “gaying of popular culture” front, the Sunday paper recommends that, to retain thir beauty, women get regular facials. (Somehow that seems to fit right in with the OP!) ::: ducks and runs::: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-get-gayness-in-your-eye-gabriel-it-buuurns/192195.md?page=3)