# Did you ever wonder what your pimp name might be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515 "2004-05-17T01:38:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/1 "2004-05-17T01:38:06Z")
Thanks to the internet, wonder no more! [Visit this site, type in your given name, and click the _Pimpafy_ button.](http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp) Yours, _Delicious P. Dogg_ Not really a Pit thread, but the link does have some language that wouldn’t fit in MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/2 "2004-05-17T02:27:49Z")
Bow to the **Reverend Slick Rockefeller Ice** ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/3 "2004-05-17T02:33:52Z")
**Snake Eyes L. Dazzle** checking in here. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/4 "2004-05-17T02:44:08Z")
\*\*Suede D. Love[/bold] I like it! I like it alot! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/5 "2004-05-17T02:50:26Z")
Mine is Dopetastic T. Slim. How cool is that? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![citrus\_x\_paradisi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@citrus\_x\_paradisi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/citrus_x_paradisi)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/6 "2004-05-17T02:51:43Z")
**Stealth Maestro Seth Smooth** , **Silver Tongue S. Large** or possibly **Ice Master S. Kicks**. 🆒 So step off, bitches! :waggles cane: ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/7 "2004-05-17T02:53:28Z")
Kinda cool, but not so unique. I got **Dopetastic T. Shizzle** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/8 "2004-05-17T02:53:41Z")
Icemaster Rich Smooth That was the one I like best, after discovering that the name changes every time you hit “submit” ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/9 "2004-05-17T02:54:36Z")
You see, this is why I should preview before I post a follow up. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/10 "2004-05-17T02:54:39Z")
“Tricktickler Una Beautiful”? Sounds like a “ho’s” name, rather than that of a “pimp”. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/11 "2004-05-17T02:56:11Z")
However, if I ever decide to change my username… **Fine Ass T. Joker** is under consideration 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/12 "2004-05-17T02:58:43Z")
I’m moving this to MPSIMS. It doesn’t belong in the Pit. Lynn For the Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/13 "2004-05-17T03:10:31Z")
**Deacon Dr. B. Trump** here. I say “YO’ FIRED!” whenever I terminate a ho’s employment. ---
**Author:** ![mcott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@mcott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcott)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/14 "2004-05-17T03:40:52Z")
Master White Chocolate M Trump signing in! ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/15 "2004-05-17T04:09:55Z")
**Dopetastic B. Beautiful!** ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/16 "2004-05-17T04:16:43Z")
Sugartastic Michael Clinton, Tricktickler B. Glide, or my favorite: Sticky Fingers Mike Valentine. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/17 "2004-05-17T04:16:48Z")
**Sweet Chocolate Vena Beautiful** I have to get new business cards!!! ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/18 "2004-05-17T04:34:40Z")
This one is sooooooooo apropos. **President David Clinton** I am named after the King of tha Pimps. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/19 "2004-05-17T04:36:24Z")
…followed up immediately with **Silicon Slick D. Clinton**. Are we noticing a theme here? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/20 "2004-05-17T04:43:07Z")
Step aside for **Stealth Maestro J. Large.** Beeeeeyotch! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515.md?page=2)