# Did you ever wonder what your pimp name might be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515 "2004-05-17T01:38:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/21 "2004-05-17T05:17:16Z")
Using “Beauty” and “Personified”, I gets… D. Magical Personified Squeeze! 😃 Anyhoo… ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/22 "2004-05-17T05:33:46Z")
Mine’s kind of odd: Big Playah A. G. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/23 "2004-05-17T05:52:30Z")
Somehow, I think a pimp named **Mr. White Chocolate Andrew Ice** wouldn’t last too long in thu biz … ---
**Author:** ![Sami41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c57346/32.png) [@Sami41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sami41)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/24 "2004-05-17T06:49:55Z")
**Pimptastic S. Sneed** Heh. ~S ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/25 "2004-05-17T06:50:35Z")
**Mack Master B. Flex** Kickin it live, beyotch. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/26 "2004-05-17T07:05:02Z")
Devious Honey Silver Wicked Nah, it just doesn’t come off the tongue easy, y’know? ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/27 "2004-05-17T08:20:08Z")
Fine Ass Jon Slim G. Digital J. Slick ---
**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/28 "2004-05-17T09:42:54Z")
Treacherous D. Glide… bitches! ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/29 "2004-05-17T10:07:27Z")
Yo! Dis be **Crazy Eyes C. Flava** , in da hizzouz, kickin’ it old school y’all. I have no idea what I just said. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/30 "2004-05-17T10:29:19Z")
**Mack Master Maastricht Rockefeller** Fantastic! Except…I’m female ☹ Lemmy try to pimpessyfy: **Mack Mistress Maastricht Vanderbilt.** Yeah, that has a nice ring to it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/31 "2004-05-17T10:33:14Z")
I am… **Mack Master G. Love** ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/32 "2004-05-17T10:49:09Z")
Mr. White Chocolate [lastname] Schnizzle is my favorite so far, though Reverend Doctor P. Flash and Dopetastic [firstname] Flava have nice rings to 'em. I shall settle on … G. Digital P. Rock. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/33 "2004-05-17T11:58:23Z")
Vicious D. Janet G. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/34 "2004-05-17T12:13:55Z")
Ya know, **Dances** , I can honestly say that until this post, I had never actually wondered what my pimp name might be. You’ve opened up a whole new train of thought for me. And _sniff_ I just want to _thank you, man_. _sniff_ Peace Out, **Suede Cyndy Loco Magic Tickle Cyndy Love** Wow. I feel all powerful now 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/35 "2004-05-17T12:46:41Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Thanks to the internet, wonder no more! > > [Visit this site, type in your given name, and click the _Pimpafy_ button.](http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp) > > Yours, > > _Delicious P. Dogg_ > > Not really a Pit thread, but the link does have some language that wouldn’t fit in MPSIMS. The Reverend Dr. Kalhoun Valentine. I’d be a Madame, so I guess it works. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/36 "2004-05-17T13:30:21Z")
It took three tries to get a keeper: **Sheik J. Flex** ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/37 "2004-05-17T13:46:49Z")
Funk Master Misstee Wicked ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/38 "2004-05-17T14:34:45Z")
It gave me\*\* Funk Master K. Quick\*\*, so I guess I’m **FUNK MISTRESS K. QUICK** ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/39 "2004-05-17T14:44:33Z")
If I use MissTake, please welcome: **Devious Honey Take Flash** If I use my real name, just call me **Silicon Slick K. Jazz** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/40 "2004-05-17T15:33:33Z")
Yo! Yo! Yo! All you biotches up in da houzz! Make room fo yo new Pimp Big Daddy: **Silicon Slick Brand Loco** Now get out there and be workin’ them chumps. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515.md?page=3)