# Did you ever wonder what your pimp name might be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515 "2004-05-17T01:38:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/41 "2004-05-17T16:51:44Z")
**Crazy Eyes J. Flow** here. Word to the D. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/42 "2004-05-17T17:06:41Z")
Devious Honey C. Tickle I kind of like this one. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/43 "2004-05-17T17:08:07Z")
Trick Magnet Valerie (which is my real name) Silk ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/44 "2004-05-17T18:10:30Z")
Took a few tries, but my user name got me **Crazy Eyes J. Shizzle**. Call me **Crazy Eyes** for short. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/45 "2004-05-17T18:10:39Z")
It took me about 20 tries, but I fell in love when I saw… **Suede E. Love** Though, **Silvertongue E Slim** and **Funkmaster Eric Sweetness** and anything preceded by the word **Macktastic** are in line when I need a name change. As a side note, my last one was **Sugartastic E. Sweetness**. Maybe Extra Sugarfree gum can pay me for some advertising? ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/46 "2004-05-17T19:04:42Z")
Stealth Maestro N. Glide ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/47 "2004-05-17T19:44:28Z")
**Fine Ass lastname Love** was my favorite. I like it better with my first name … **Fine Ass Leah Love**. Although it really does sound much more like a ho name than a pimp name to me. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/48 "2004-05-17T20:00:26Z")
I this **Suede Ellen Shmoove** would be a lovely ho name, were I so inclined. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/49 "2004-05-17T20:10:02Z")
**Diamondtrim Valentine**. Hoooookay! Don’t know how that came from **harmless** , but I’ll consider it next time I have to put the smack-down on a biatch. **Ghetto Fabulous H. Skillz** , was second runner up. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/50 "2004-05-17T20:19:42Z")
HA! Sweet Chocolate John Slither !! Now that’s a name! Tasty, but dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/51 "2004-05-17T20:28:35Z")
Papa Beast Sweetness 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/52 "2004-05-17T21:48:14Z")
_Suede LV Ice_ or _Devious Honey LV Jazz_ hmmm… I don’t think I would be a good pimp anyway… ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/53 "2004-05-17T23:48:39Z")
**Reverend Kat Beautiful** \*\*Silver Tongue Kat \*\* **Reverend K Valentine** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/54 "2004-05-18T16:55:11Z")
Never fear, ladies, **Professor Truth A. Fresh** is in the house! ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515/55 "2004-05-18T18:53:09Z")
With my first name only I got **Fine Ass Jazz** and with my first and last name I got **Fine Ass K. Glide**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-ever-wonder-what-your-pimp-name-might-be/245515.md?page=2)