# Did You Get Your Secret Santa Gift?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 22, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882 "2000-12-22T18:13:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/61 "2000-12-27T20:36:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*  
> \*\*How old is your son, Miss B (formerly known as fun2d8)? If he’s under 18, don’t let him near that book.  
> \*\*

He’s about 10 years too young so I opened it while he was sleeping and promptly put it next to my bed where it belongs! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/62 "2000-12-27T22:18:14Z")

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Dear Biggirl~

I am so glad you liked it. I never DID quite get clear on what the spending limit WAS, but even if I went over “a little” it was such a good deal I couldn’t pass it up. You can tell I am half Scottish, non?

It didn’t occur to me until much later that you may not even have pierced ears! (my bad) I hope you DO have pierced ears?

Scotti

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/63 "2000-12-27T22:23:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*  
> \*\*Thank you Secret Santa! I loved it! I know you are in New York but I’m still not sure who you are.
> 
> ???
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> \*\*

That would be me, damn my chickenscratch handwriting to hell! Glad you liked it 🙂

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/64 "2000-12-27T22:26:51Z")

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You’re welcome Gazoo and thank you Rosebud!!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/65 "2000-12-27T23:02:59Z")

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Just in case my Santa giver thinks I’m ungrateful I haven’t got mine yet.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/66 "2000-12-27T23:11:23Z")

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I haven’t either, **Baker** , but I don’t mind if I got lost in the holiday shuffle. I had enough fun finding and GIVING my Secret Santa present, that the whole thing made my Christmas better any way you look at it!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/67 "2000-12-27T23:56:13Z")

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Ears pierced. Rings in.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/68 "2000-12-28T03:31:43Z")

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Scotti happy.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/69 "2000-12-28T03:43:18Z")

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I sent it on Wednesday before Christmas, but it had to go overseas. Even with a priority rush they said five or six days, so I was hoping she would have had it by now.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/70 "2000-12-28T04:43:05Z")

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I got mine! Well, sorta. I got a USPS “Sorry We Missed You” card. So I just have to get myself over to the post office to pick it up, because I know I’m not gonna be home to wait for re-delivery.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/71 "2000-12-28T05:15:39Z")

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Heh. Thanks, **corvus**. Now I’m trying to figure out what part of my online personality made you think a [Despair.com](http://Despair.com) calendar would be appropriate. Because, damn you, it _was_ appropriate… 🙂

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/72 "2000-12-28T05:21:06Z")

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Hmm…someone please tell me who my Secret Santa is!! I know you have to be one disturbed person to (A)know such a thing existed in order to buy it for me and (B)have the balls to buy it and ship it to me!

I am impressed, though!

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/73 "2000-12-28T06:52:54Z")

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I’ll email them and see if they want to be revealed.

Just so you know, they sent me an email thanking me for assigning you, while cackling and rubbing their hands together.

What did you get, anyway?

–Tim

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/74 "2000-12-28T07:01:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Homer \*  
> **Just so you know, they sent me an email thanking me for assigning you, while cackling and rubbing their hands together.**

I assume you are talking to me!  
I don’t doubt that this is true!

I refuse, however, to reveal what the item is! That is, until my Secret Santa reveals him or her self! That way, I don’t have to share the embarassment alone!

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/75 "2000-12-28T07:16:23Z")

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😃

I guess we’ll see tomorrow when they check their email, eh?

Gadarene, I went to [despair.com](http://despair.com), and that calendar KICKS ASS! I wish I had one!

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/76 "2000-12-28T10:33:59Z")

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Still no gift ☹ I wonder if I even _have_ a Secret Santa…

:::waiting by the mailbox:::

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/77 "2000-12-28T19:41:51Z")

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Nothing here yet, either. :sigh:

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/78 "2000-12-28T22:54:01Z")

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Chin up! I took a peek at the list, and you both have very reliable people assigned to you. I’m sure that it’s simply taking a while in the mail. Don’t fret! 🙂

–Tim

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/79 "2000-12-29T02:33:39Z")

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Well, I didn’t get mine before I left for New England… so I won’t get it until my 'rents mail it to me at school.

Will someone please own up? 😃

Also- can you let me know if you wrote my initials or my full name? My mom has the same initials and I want to warn her just in case…

Mine should be arriving to some doper’s house soon. Hope they check in.

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**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-get-your-secret-santa-gift/46882/80 "2000-12-29T02:52:07Z")

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:meek voice: ummmm, **evilbeth**? :meek voice:

Does it fit? 😃

Bwaahhhhaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa, ha ha heeeheee chortle snort, heeeheee, haahaa ha ha, chortle.

Never mind me, I’ll be OK in a sec.

:wipes tears from face:

My sides hurt.

hee hee.

Tisiphone

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