# Did you have to restore the SDMB from floppies?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 23, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438 "2008-12-23T21:37:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/101 "2008-12-29T03:36:48Z")

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> [@Cicero](#):
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> When on earth did the SDMB crash? What did I miss?

Not much. Just the usual splattering of hamster entrails around the server room.

> [@Fish](#):
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> LOAD"SDMB"
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> PRESS PLAY ON TAPE  
> SEARCHING FOR SDMB  
> LOADING  
> READY.  
> \_
> 
> I kid the computer guys, I do.

Lord love a gerbil. I _remember_ those days. Thank you for adding a few dozen more gray hairs to my head.

Can you imagine how twisted the OP’s knickers would be if the SDMB server were a CoCo 1 with 4k of memory and a single cassette machine for a bulk storage device?

Seriously, **DudleyGarrett** , I don’t think you know how good you have it.

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**Author:** ![Algher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/102 "2008-12-29T03:47:14Z")

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I just want to know if you are Charter member, when the Board goes down - does it like, go \*DOWN \*on you?

When the SDMB DB crashes, please save Cafe Society recipe threads. The Pit and GD will refresh their content within 15 minutes or less.

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/103 "2008-12-29T03:54:04Z")

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> [@Algher](#):
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> I just want to know if you are Charter member, when the Board goes down - does it like, go \*DOWN \*on you?

Were that the case, I would’ve been damn sure to sign my husband up for a charter membership when they first went into effect. :smack:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/104 "2008-12-29T04:04:50Z")

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> [@Algher](#):
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> I just want to know if you are Charter member, when the Board goes down - does it like, go \*DOWN \*on you?

Vagina dentata.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/105 "2008-12-29T04:55:55Z")

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> [@DudleyGarrett](#):
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> As it stands now, the board has a lot of problems…

Yes, but there’s always hope that you’ll leave, and then the board will have one fewer.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/106 "2008-12-29T15:29:47Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Vagina dentata.

Ain’t no passing craze.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/107 "2008-12-30T10:11:21Z")

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I guess someone else misses Queen of Wands.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/108 "2008-12-30T17:45:41Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> I guess someone else misses Queen of Wands.

Yes. Although I’m enjoying [Punch-n-Pie](http://www.punchanpie.net/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi).

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**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/109 "2008-12-31T00:36:09Z")

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OP, you can safely ignore the criticisms you’ve received in this thread from seasoned posters, because each and every one of them keeps a dark secret in their heart: They too are unsatisfied with the lack of progress and basic maintenance around here. I personally like the tone of the question, and wish Jerry’s brain would snap out of the floppy era. If he has a brain, that is.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/110 "2008-12-31T01:39:49Z")

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> [@TroubleAgain](#):
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> Yes. Although I’m enjoying [Punch-n-Pie](http://www.punchanpie.net/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi).

Punch-n-Pie is all right, but I don’t like it nearly as much as QoW. Don’t know why…I just always liked Kestrel a lot more than Angie.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/111 "2008-12-31T02:43:35Z")

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> [@alterego](#):
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> OP, you can safely ignore the criticisms you’ve received in this thread from seasoned posters, because each and every one of them keeps a dark secret in their heart: They too are unsatisfied with the lack of progress and basic maintenance around here. I personally like the tone of the question, and wish Jerry’s brain would snap out of the floppy era. If he has a brain, that is.

And you have inside knowledge of Jerry’s abilities and work schedule-how?

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/112 "2008-12-31T05:17:38Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> And you have inside knowledge of Jerry’s abilities and work schedule-how?

Let alone knowing what lurks inside the minds of Dopers.

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**Author:** ![chromaticity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@chromaticity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chromaticity)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-have-to-restore-the-sdmb-from-floppies/478438/113 "2008-12-31T08:34:58Z")

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Awesome!  
I rarely laugh hard these days.

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