Did you poop with your classmates?

[Hypno-Toad]

LBJ used to make underlings and people he was meeting come into the bathroom with him when he had to take a crap. It was one of the ways he used to dominate people. He made comments about one of the Kennedy brothers being so squeamish and weak-kneed about it.

[Great_Dave]

@Sunrazor

I’m collecting all the new euphemisms I’m finding in this thread.
Beaming down a Shatner
Dropping a hodge
Firing off a fudge round

I’m gonna’ send them to my son, who’s in the Navy. His favorites: Droppin’ the kids off at the pool and launching an ass rocket.

Sorry for the hijack. Carry on. So to speak.

Punchin a grumpy is top of my list. Also blast a dookie.

[alphaboi867]

@Hypno-Toad

LBJ used to make underlings and people he was meeting come into the bathroom with him when he had to take a crap. It was one of the ways he used to dominate people. He made comments about one of the Kennedy brothers being so squeamish and weak-kneed about it.

Buck Strickland of King of the Hill often does this. Didn’t LBJ also go skinnydipping with staffers and reporters?

[Savannah]

@Anaamika

What in the blue blazes…? That is, literally, my nightmare. I’ve had it on occasion, where I go into this gargantuan bathroom where there are no doors or walls and all the toilets are exposed and it’s never-ending and men and women can both come in and it’s filthy and dark and dingy and horrible…

…and you really, really have to pee, so you finally try and find the most usable toilet and you sit there and after all that you can’t seem to go pee! It’s horrific!

Then you wake up. And totter to the real-life bathroom.

Okay, that’s my usual bladder-signaling-brain nightmare, anyway.

[Slithy_Tove]

Well, what’s the opposite of a nightmare?

“Oh man, you gotta go out in the hall and call everybody in here to see this! You think what those clods are doing out on the football field is impressive? That’s nothing compared to what I’m putting in this bowl. This is going to be something the entire school can be proud of! Oh sure, I know our rivals over at Lincoln High have that guy who can squat down and pinch them off to make little bunny-rabbit shapes, but for sheer tonnage this one will take state honors!”

But, due to whatever plumbing pressure phenomenon causes this rare occurance, it’s one of those “phantom” shits, where you stand and turn to glance at what’s in the bowl…only to see nothing! It was a nightmare after all!

[HeyHomie]

@bigbabysweets2000

In college it was a different story. The restrooms had stalls, but sometimes we’d just share our fecal stools for examination in class.

What the hell did you major in?

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Public high school in the mid-late 1980’s, building was built in the late 60’s.

No doors on the stalls. I always assumed they were never put there to begin with - my thinking was that this was done to give smokers fewer hiding places. The idea of vandalism never crossed my mind until reading a similar thread about this topic many years ago.

I have no idea what went on in the girls’ bathroom.

[alphaboi867]

@HeyHomie

…No doors on the stalls. I always assumed they were never put there to begin with - my thinking was that this was done to give smokers fewer hiding places…

I’ve heard that boy’s rest/lockerrooms were often designed with minimial privacy to prevent “self-abuse”.

[HeyHomie]

@alphaboi867

I’ve heard that boy’s rest/lockerrooms were often designed with minimial privacy to prevent “self-abuse”.

I doubt that anyone really cared about that by the time I got to high school.

[Yorikke]

I went to Georgia Tech from 1991 to 1993. At that time, one of the main huge classroom buildings had stalls with walls, but no doors in the Mens room. I was told anecdotally that it was to discourage homosexual situations - seriously.

Joe