# Die Hard Holmes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 26, 2009, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297 "2009-07-26T04:52:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297/21 "2009-07-26T22:22:02Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> I’m willing to make a friendly bet with someone that this will bomb at the box office. We will have to agree on a definition of bomb.

I’d like a piece of that action, but I agree with you, Holmes will not make very much money.

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**Author:** ![Woeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Woeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Woeg)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297/22 "2009-07-26T22:31:53Z")

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> [@Woeg](#):
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> …in the trailer (not sure for sure) …

Geez, “not sure for sure”??? That was a wretched statement…forgive me all, I’m posting on very little sleep. 😛

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297/23 "2009-07-27T03:28:22Z")

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**Chronos** said:

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> The womanizing concerns me a little more, since Holmes never had a spark of emotion towards anyone but Irene Alder, but might still work if it’s just an act he’s putting on to get information out of the ladies (that, too, is a tactic that Holmes was known to use in the books).

Womanizing? What womanizing? I see one conversation with one female character who happens to be dressed like a prostitute, but it appears to be some sort of case-related event, and she gets the drop on him. Oh, wait, and that character is Irene Adler, too. Then he has a miscommunication with the housekeeper who finds him in a precarious predicament.

As for the supernatural, there are hints in the trailer that while the case seems to involve the supernatural, there is a natural explanation behind it. For instance, the scene where Holmes sprays some sort of mist/smoke that gets sucked through a crevice in a wall, probably showing the location of a secret passageway. Now, this is Hollywood, and they are prone to squeeze in an element of “but there really is some supernatural even though the hero disproved the main case”, so it’s early to judge, but I’m not dismissing it based upon what I’ve seen so far (this one promo several times).

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**Author:** ![hazel-rah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/73ab20/32.png) [@hazel-rah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hazel-rah)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297/24 "2009-07-27T08:07:02Z")

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I’ve seen the trailer now, and it just doesn’t look very good. This pairing of actors, both of whom I like, feels wrong. I’ll still go see it on Christmas, 'cos I love trying new variations on the Holmes theme, but I’m guessing that Young Sherlock Holmes will turn out to have done a better Holmes action movie than this attempt.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297/25 "2009-07-27T13:53:58Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> The damn thing looks like Sherlock McClane! What makes Guy Ritchie think he has to turn Sherlock into an action hero?

Afer seeing the trailer, I turned to my wife and said, “It’s ‘Indiana Holmes’!”  
_She_ thought it was funny, anyway…

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297/26 "2009-07-27T16:57:19Z")

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If it really is just Irene, not other women, then I’m willing to put my objection on hold. Previous advance reviews etc. seemed to indicate that he was a real ladies’ man, and that was what I was going off. I think it’s a fairly important part of the character that he never actually gets the girl-- Irene never views him as anything more than an adversary-- but that’ll have to wait for the actual film, as that’s the sort of thing that could easily be distorted by trailers and the like.

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297/27 "2009-07-27T19:24:34Z")

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> [@Simplicio](#):
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> ILooks too…goofy or something. Way too much knowingly winking at the audience I guess.

Yep, sort of how I felt about the last two Pirates of the Carribean movies. Except Downey has taken on the Jack Sparrow role. Put on the ol’ dusty english accent and act goofy for the camera.  
Maybe we’ll get the obligatory shot of him getting punched in the face, he falls to the ground with his pain strucken face inches from the camera, he gives that “Ow, that hurt” look followed by the “Oh no, not again” look as he gets dragged backwards away from the camera.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297/28 "2009-07-27T19:48:48Z")

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The trailers give ALOT AWAY, it seems.

But, with RDj, I’ll watch it and I bet I’ll like it.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-hard-holmes/504297/29 "2009-07-27T20:06:37Z")

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I’m guessing it will suck. Hard.

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