# Die of embarrassment! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 22, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076 "2002-09-22T02:39:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/21 "2002-09-23T15:12:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*Oh, and btw - I LOVE **Bottle Rocket**. 😃 \*\* Nice catch on the reference. I see your point about the invasion of privacy. Personally, I see any writing that I might do as a possible way of having an influence on the world even though I’m gone. The world might eventually win, but if I still have my thoughts written down somewhere then it’s not like I lost completely. ---
**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/22 "2002-09-23T15:46:45Z")
Definitely the vibrator and lube (which my SO refers to at the Big Scary Toy and Big Scary Toy Sauce respectively.) Other than that, I’m clean 😃 Oh, and maybe the nice, soft drapery cord tied to the headboard and feet of the bed. And maybe that patent leather nurse costume And maybe the black satin lace up corset Oh, and that novel I’m working on titled _Librarian Vixens on the Slave Ship of Passion._ Other than that… ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/23 "2002-09-24T04:16:01Z")
All my junk. Boxes and boxes and boxes that get opened once everytime we move and then go into storage until the next move. Just full of mementos and memorabilia. Mrs. Lorenzo and I had been married less than a year and a half prior to our first move and she may not have been aware of my pathological attachment to these boxes. One day when I returned from work she mentioned that throwing away all those “stupid boxes full of garbage” had crossed her mind but then thought better of it. The thoughts that ran through my head as she spoke of throwing away my stuff scared the hell out of me. We now have an understanding that she never throws away my stuff. I do my best not to accumulate and to review and pitch periodically. ---
**Author:** ![Lab2490](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Lab2490](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lab2490)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/24 "2002-09-24T05:43:18Z")
All that I would really be embarassed about is an old bong in my closet that i dont use anymore ( I swear) and my ciggarettes , My family hates smoking . ---
**Author:** ![mandielise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58956e/32.png) [@mandielise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandielise)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/25 "2002-09-25T02:32:57Z")
Well, the dildo, condoms, KY, lube, and see-through thongs would be on the top of my list. Then come the rolling papers and incense. Then probably the cigarettes (I don’t really smoke… a pack lasts me a month or two). Finally the alcohol - I’m 20 and my parents are TOTALLY against me drinking - even though they were lushes in college. DAMN! I forgot about the HUGE lesbian porn library on my computer. My parents would FLIP! ---
**Author:** ![CoderSlave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CoderSlave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoderSlave)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/26 "2002-09-25T03:18:38Z")
#1: My EXTENSIVE collection of Porn on my computer. 99% of it I havent seen yet and judging from the 1% ive seen the rest is mainly very disgusting and illegal (I used to have DSL and used a ‘Wolf’ type program, ie it DLs anything it finds…etc) I doubt if they could find it, it is on a hidden partition, I hid it so well I havent been able to find it yet… #2: My collections of letters to/from Girlfriends from when I was 15 to now. Most of them would have at least an XXX rating. #3: My…um…Chemistry Lab Equipment and Reagents…No Comment. #4: My “Toy Box”. (a ton of “scary” bondage stuff, if you REALLY want to know, ask…) #5: My Writing Notebooks. My mom found one of them and told me that she is afraid for my eternal soul and said that she is praying for me. Im still trying to figure out if she was talking about my writing skills or what I was writing about… #6: The 15 or so grams of Crystal Meth, and 20 or so Porno Mags that my M-F-ing ex-bestfriend hid in my stuff when he “helped” me move it from my old apartment to my storage unit… #7: My Brewing supplies, equipment, and what I have aging. Da Slave ---
**Author:** ![mandielise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58956e/32.png) [@mandielise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandielise)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/27 "2002-09-25T03:38:38Z")
Ok, Slave - I’m asking (so what if I’m a kinky girl who wants to hear the goods!) ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/28 "2002-09-25T04:01:18Z")
Yeh spill the goods! ---
**Author:** ![CoderSlave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CoderSlave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoderSlave)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/29 "2002-09-25T04:47:44Z")
Ok mandielise: Um… I hate to say this but yummmmm…how old are you? Ok, here we go…1 “Blued” (looks black) Police Grade Handcuffs. 1 “Blued” Police grade legcuffs (Smith and Weston doesnt offer leg cuffs “Blued” so I had to get them custom re-coated ☹ ) A door thingy my ex-GFs dad made for us, you slip it over a door and attach restraints to it etc and they’re not goin anywhere… A set of leather fur lined custom restraints: Includes arm, leg and thigh restraints (made by my friend Brian, the owner of [www.undergroundalternative.com](http://www.undergroundalternative.com) .) A whole bunch of silk scarves (Use your imaginantion…) MANY vinyl rope lengths cut to about 2 foot lengths with climbing-grade loop knots in them. About 100 feet of soft vinyl rope (for emergencies). About 20 locks of various sizes. Several Collars and Leashes (for Going Out). A “Love Swing” and all the hardware required for attaching it to the ceiling. A couple Peacock and a few ostrich feathors. Several pieces of Opaque cloth (for blind folds). 1 set of “hanging” leather wrist restraints. 1 dildo. 1 Ball Gag. Um…A bunch of stuff from the Ohio Store “Ambience” including: A Wide range of edible body lotions and lubes. Also has various herbal sex enhancing drugs (legal in Ohio at least). Hmm, what else…Well a good selection of condoms of course (including edible ones). At least one set of edible panties. “Love Candles” from Spencer’s. AND (my fav) Ice (upon availability). Belive it or not, all of that (except for the love swing) fits in one of those silver Craftsman toolboxes… Da Slave To Da Code ---
**Author:** ![CoderSlave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CoderSlave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoderSlave)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/30 "2002-09-25T04:55:10Z")
ACK!!! I forgot to mention the roll of Duct Tape… ---
**Author:** ![zen101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c68b51/32.png) [@zen101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zen101)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/31 "2002-09-25T05:05:26Z")
suspension rig, about a gross of assorted flavored condoms, a giant container of lubricant, many panties (not mine, people just leave them here for some reason and I’m afraid to throw them out. Actually look for a new thread on this girls I have some questions), some fetish clothes, bad bad poetry, lots of dirty clothes, too many pairs of shoes, thrr inches of dust on my climbing gear. I don’t know if this stuff is embarassing so much as I just don’t want someone to have to clean it up for me. ---
**Author:** ![CoderSlave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CoderSlave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoderSlave)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/32 "2002-09-25T05:18:27Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![mandielise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58956e/32.png) [@mandielise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandielise)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/33 "2002-09-25T15:18:00Z")
Slave - I know I sound like a teenybopper, but I’m really 20. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/34 "2002-09-25T15:40:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zen101 \* > **some fetish clothes** For some odd reason I read this as “fetish clowns.” :eek: I have a drawer full of sex toys and lube, but my mom and sister (who’d be the mostly likely ones to go through my personal effects) already know I have some, so that wouldn’t be too embarassing. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/35 "2002-09-25T17:59:27Z")
I plan ahead. I have skeletons in my closet. One is a three feet tall detailed replica, the other is a cheap plastic one, just so it could be plural. They are in the very back of my closet, and you’d have to be digging to come across them. I’ve had them for over ten years. I figure I’ll give someone a laugh during a tough time. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/36 "2002-09-25T18:42:42Z")
This reminds me . . . I have _got_ to buy a paper shredder and get rid of my diaries, c1970–78!!! ---
**Author:** ![CoderSlave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CoderSlave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoderSlave)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/37 "2002-09-29T03:24:14Z")
mandielise, I didnt think you sounded like a teeny-bopper! I dont like posting personal info on the web, but let me say that Im old enough to buy alchohol, but not old enough to rent a car. Do you have AIM or ICQ etc? If you want to talk, email me at: [CoderSlave@hotmail.com](mailto:CoderSlave@hotmail.com) Da Slave ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/38 "2002-09-29T04:14:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CoderSlave \* > **various herbal sex enhancing drugs (legal in Ohio at least** I knew Ohio was good for something. Actually I have stuff just so people can find it after I die and think “why the hell does he have _this_?” ---
**Author:** ![CoderSlave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CoderSlave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoderSlave)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/39 "2002-09-29T05:42:22Z")
LOF-ingL Nice… ---
**Author:** ![mandielise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58956e/32.png) [@mandielise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandielise)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076/40 "2002-09-30T05:28:03Z")
What’s a sex enhancing drug? I only know of one herb that does that, but it’s illegal. Oh yeah, and where can I get some (does it really work? for girls, not just guys?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/die-of-embarrassment/129076.md?page=3)