# Diesel... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658 "2000-09-10T05:43:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/1 "2000-09-10T05:43:15Z")
I will have your dancing monkey butler! LOL Man I can’t believe I started that thread. Sheesh. I was so wasted. God, it’s hilarious. I keep going back and reading it because it just… doesn’t… make… sense! –Tim ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/2 "2000-09-10T05:53:29Z")
“a monkey that I wish for.” BWAAAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! That is sooooo fuckin funny! Cracked my ass up! I’ve wished for a lot of monkeys… but that takes the cake. ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/3 "2000-09-10T05:58:17Z")
Ahaha. Good one. But it gets you no closer to the monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/4 "2000-09-10T06:02:30Z")
…may I touch your monkey?.. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/5 "2000-09-10T06:08:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\*…may I touch your monkey?.. \*\* I KNEW he was like that!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/6 "2000-09-10T12:52:35Z")
You are ready to featured in Threadspotting aren’t you **Homer**? ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/7 "2000-09-10T14:16:50Z")
Can the monkey sing also? ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/8 "2000-09-11T01:39:10Z")
No, but he plays a mean tuba. BUTNOMONKEYFORYOU! ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/9 "2000-09-11T02:55:03Z")
But I **must** have that monkey! It is imperative! Now is the time Shprockets when ve dance. ::bad German techno:: –Tim ---
**Author:** ![beerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85e7bf/32.png) [@beerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beerman)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/10 "2000-09-11T07:06:11Z")
If I can find it there is a local dj that has a bit called I Like Monkeys almost wrecked the car when I heard it.Come on other Dallas mpsimers I heard it on the Eagle morning show(97.1)it is very funny. At least to me,come on back me up ok? Howdy Y’all Beerman ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/11 "2000-09-12T23:49:06Z")
Homer, i’ll make it real simple for ya: You can have my monkey when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. … Hmmm… Something about that sounds very wrong… ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diesel/32658/12 "2000-09-13T00:32:33Z")
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey