"Different Drum": Most clichés in a song ?

I agree. I was pretty confused by what the OP thought were cliches.

Anyway, the winner is Katy Perry’s “Roar”.

That’s a song full of phrases that no one in the history of the English language had ever put together. You might as well call “Come Together” full of cliches.

My dad used to bust my chops (look! a confusing cliché, perfect for this post) about “Hippie Music”. The point at which I realized that would include anything left of Lawrence Welk is when the song Horse With No Name came on the car radio. “You call that music? Damn kids. You can’t honestly call that music!”

I remember thinking “Ok, there’s no reasoning with this old fart.” and "Thank god he’s not listening to the lyrics. How would I defend ‘There were plants and birds and rocks and things’?"…

Or ‘The heat was hot’?

I’m pretty sure they have ‘hooked’ up, now he wants to put a ring on it.

You missed so many cliches in this one:
I never promised you a rose garden
There’s got to be a little rain sometimes
Live and let live
etc.

I first heard this when I was a kid, so it’s hard for me to say if some of the lines are cliches or came from the song, but I’m betting on the former.

I don’t think that contradicts anything I said.

Yeah. Part of the appeal of the Ronstadt version is that she is singing lyrics you’d expect from a male (due to those lyrics having been, as mentioned earlier, written by the male Mr. Nesmith). She’s just not ready to settle down–she wants multiple partners. That’s very transgressive conduct for a female (though very “sixties”).

It’s role-reversal. Always a reliable attention-getter in matters artistic.
As for clichés: it will be tough to find a winner. So many songs are deliberately built on clichés that there are probably too many contenders to choose from. Ask Dan Fogelberg:

Longer than ther’ve been fishes in the ocean
Higher than any bird ever flew
Longer than there’ve been stars up in the heavens
I’ve been in love with you

When you wrote ‘on the table’ i took that to mean a possibility, not that they did it on the table.

SO disappointing that the guy who delivered two great albums later devolved into saccharine-tinged drivel like that.

I was listening to this cover of Different Drum and remembered this thread. It deserves a listen.

I have a soft spot for this version by Billy Roy Hotstetter:

Kids Rock’s Cowboy sounds like a bunch of cliches strung together by a couple of 9th grade boys stoned on Colt 45 and ditch weed.

If anyone hasn’t clicked on Nesmith’s face up there (oops, I mean Billy Roy’s), do so! It’s only 45 seconds, but hilarious. And the fact that he’s doing this with one of his own songs is brilliant.

Doesn’t anyone remember the mass production music machine that was Motown? Feast on this classsic from the Temptations, written by Robert Rogers and William Robinson Jr.

You’ve got a smile so bright
You know you could have been a candle
I’m holding you so tight
You know you could have been a handle
The way you swept me off my feet
You know you could have been a broom
The way you smell so sweet
You know you could have been some perfume