# Diggleblop has a giant schwanz! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937 "2007-03-21T23:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/21 "2007-03-22T00:03:04Z")
[QUOTE=August West] There is no way to ask what question? About the existence of warming Magnum XL condoms? Can’t he email the company? Is there no Google? [/quote] Those objections can be made about pretty much every question asked here; yet I don’t see Pit threads opened about them. > [@](#): > > Sorry, \*\* Priceguy\*\*, I’m not buying it. Just sayin’, if you automatically assume that mention of a larger-than-average male member is bragging, the issue might lie with you and not the mentioner. Someone could walk around with a sign saying “I’ve got a great big tonker” and I’d just shrug. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/22 "2007-03-22T00:06:53Z")
**August** : It is with extreme diffidence that I raise this problem, as I would not want to be thought a nitpicker regarding the subtleties of grammar. But in your thread title, you appear to have misused a form of the verb _to have_ when you wanted the parallel form of the verb _to be_. Yours for clarity in writing, I. M. O’blivviyus 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/23 "2007-03-22T00:11:13Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] Oh come on. Some men have large penises, and they have issues relating to that. There is no way to ask that question without implying that one has a large penis, and if you automatically label that “bragging”, then I think the problem is with you. [/QUOTE] Provided this isn’t a woosh, considering **diggleblop** ’s posting history, I’d reconsider. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/24 "2007-03-22T00:11:26Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] . Someone could walk around with a sign saying “I’ve got a great big tonker” and I’d just shrug. [/QUOTE] But what if the sign were hung on his great big tonker? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/25 "2007-03-22T00:22:16Z")
[QUOTE=SpectBrain] But what if the sign were hung on his great big tonker? [/QUOTE] I have to hang a sign on mine with six inch nails. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/26 "2007-03-22T00:26:16Z")
[QUOTE=SpectBrain] But what if the sign were hung on his great big tonker? [/QUOTE] Then it might qualify for a raised eyebrow. Possibly two, if it had been a dull day. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/27 "2007-03-22T00:32:36Z")
Which way do you guys fold yours when you wear pants? 'Cause I haven’t figured out how to wear pants at all. Maybe mine’s just too big for 'em! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/28 "2007-03-22T00:35:13Z")
From the locked thread: > [@Shagnasty](#): > > They are only supposed to be used over your penis. Fucker owes me a new keyboard. I had a mouthful of 7-UP when I read that! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/29 "2007-03-22T00:36:52Z")
[QUOTE=samclem] I have to hang a sign on mine with six inch nails. [/QUOTE] NAILS?! _whimper_ ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/30 "2007-03-22T00:37:04Z")
PS-I suggest he wears a two-man tent over it. Works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/31 "2007-03-22T01:00:08Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] When bragging about sexual matters, the key is to be subtle. [/QUOTE] Oh, yeah, you’re the king of [subtle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4255542&postcount=8). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/32 "2007-03-22T01:05:23Z")
Maybe he should sell advertising space on it… ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/33 "2007-03-22T01:42:32Z")
If a 747 was parked on his penis, and he ran forward at exactly the same speed that the engines were pushing backward… ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/34 "2007-03-22T01:43:57Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] Oh, yeah, you’re the king of [subtle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4255542&postcount=8). 😃 [/QUOTE] In my defense, I thought she was an attractive, underaged female who might have sex with me. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/35 "2007-03-22T01:55:35Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] In my defense, I thought she was an attractive, underaged female who might have sex with me. [/QUOTE] Oh, totally. Subtlety goes right out the window under those circumstances. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/36 "2007-03-22T02:10:12Z")
Fuckers. People with huge cocks, like me, have feelings too. I am just recently able to wear pants. I learned to attach my gigantic cock to a retracting hose reel that I wear on my ankle. Before that, I had to drag it behind me on a wheeled dolly. I can’t even tell you what life was like _before_ my penis reduction surgery, but I take comfort in the fact that I improved the lives of dozens of under-endowed men who received grafts and enhancements using the extra 38 inches that I donated. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/37 "2007-03-22T02:17:02Z")
I see **diggleblop** hasn’t given any advice in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413340), but that’s not too surprising since he does nothing but start inane GQ threads. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/38 "2007-03-22T02:51:58Z")
**Silo** , is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/39 "2007-03-22T03:15:43Z")
My cock is huge. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/40 "2007-03-22T03:22:18Z")
From The Onion: [Ugly Man With Huge Penis Unsure How To Get The Word Out.](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31396) > [@](#): > > “In theory, I could fumble around in my wallet for something and then—whoops!—an extra-large condom falls out,” the acne-scarred Groff said Monday. “But that would come off as staged.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937.md?page=3)