# Diggleblop has a giant schwanz! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937 "2007-03-21T23:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/61 "2007-03-22T14:27:15Z")
**Charter Member** is nice. Anyone who wants can hire it for a ‘three hour cruise’. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/62 "2007-03-22T14:27:41Z")
[QUOTE=Klaatu] Real men don’t brag on message boards about cock size. [/QUOTE] That’s right, they don’t. Now, elevators, or public transit, or job interviews, on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/63 "2007-03-22T15:56:43Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] It’s possible that the lady who spontaneously exclaimed “Oh, you’re _huge_!” just had nice bedroom manners though. [/QUOTE] I’d go with that. _I_ hear that from time to time, and it always makes me somewhat “:dubious:” – they might as well say, “Gosh, you’re _chartreuse!_” It is very plainly not so. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/64 "2007-03-22T16:02:34Z")
[QUOTE=storyteller0910] It took me a solid thirty seconds to get the joke here, because I’m so used to just blowing past signatures. Kudos, sir. Well played. [/QUOTE] Moderators are known for their use of understatement ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/65 "2007-03-22T16:19:39Z")
I’d just like to point out that during my time among the Iroquois I was called “Penis Like Great Sequoya.” ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/66 "2007-03-22T16:24:21Z")
[QUOTE=Epimetheus] How about “Member at Large.” [/QUOTE] How about just “Giant Dork”? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/67 "2007-03-22T16:26:21Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Mudd] I’d go with that. _I_ hear that from time to time, and it always makes me somewhat “:dubious:” – they might as well say, “Gosh, you’re _chartreuse!_” It is very plainly not so. [/QUOTE] Well, maybe in _your_ case it isn’t. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/68 "2007-03-22T16:47:40Z")
I wonder if he’s the one who wrote Drew Carey’s 101 Big Dick Jokes? “My dick is so big my dick has a dick, and my dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.” And my personal favorite: “My dick is so big it doesn’t return Spielberg’s calls.” ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/69 "2007-03-22T16:57:12Z")
[QUOTE=faithfool] CITES!?!!? [/QUOTE] You have heard of the Marianas Trench? Hell of a story, but rather than be overlong (pun intended) let’s just say that I lost my grip on things during a trip from Japan to New Zealand and it dragged for a bit. ---
**Author:** ![guppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7feea3/32.png) [@guppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guppy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/70 "2007-03-22T17:02:13Z")
I have the largest cock in the world. [Cite](http://www3.sympatico.ca/bparker/nswcom/images/rooster.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/71 "2007-03-22T17:36:01Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > > [@Larry Mudd](#): > > > > I’d go with that. I hear that from time to time, and it always makes me somewhat “” – they might as well say, “Gosh, you’re chartreuse!” It is very plainly not so. > > Well, maybe in your case it isn’t. That’s odd, you’re green colored? ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/72 "2007-03-22T18:00:23Z")
Don’t make Mal’s member angry. You wouldn’t like it when it’s angry. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/73 "2007-03-22T18:19:58Z")
[QUOTE=E-Sabbath] Don’t make Mal’s member angry. You wouldn’t like it when it’s angry. [/QUOTE] I’m not afraid of it. Being male myself, I know its secret; its Achilles heel, as it were… _brandishes Super Soaker full of ice-cold water_ Shrinkage, anyone? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/74 "2007-03-22T18:27:00Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] I’m not afraid of it. Being male myself, I know its secret; its Achilles heel, as it were… _brandishes Super Soaker full of ice-cold water_ Shrinkage, anyone? 😃 [/QUOTE] Ahh, but if he’s wearing the Magnum warming condom, you are in trouble. ---
**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/75 "2007-03-22T18:30:52Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] Now, I ask you, how is someone with what they think is a giant wang supposed to ask a question of an anatomical nature without sounding like they believe themselves to be John Holmes? \ What’s a man to do? If you say you’ve got a huge cock, then no one will believe you [/QUOTE] I don’t know about everywhere, but over at the large penis support group ([lpsg.org](http://lpsg.org)) you can document your claim with pictures and be taken seriously. And the members there will answer serious questions. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/76 "2007-03-22T18:34:39Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] I’m not afraid of it. Being male myself, I know its secret; its Achilles heel, as it were… _brandishes Super Soaker full of ice-cold water_ Shrinkage, anyone? 😃 [/QUOTE] I’m not afraid. Mine has a built-in heating unit. It doubles as a hot plate. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/77 "2007-03-22T19:09:46Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] I swear to God, I had [this comic](http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=676) open in another window when I read this post. [/QUOTE] Damn you, **Miller** …why the hell did I have to click that link? I had a lot of work I was supposed to get done over the past two hours, you know. Sigh…141 comics down, 703 to go… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/78 "2007-03-22T19:22:21Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] Mine has a built-in heating unit. It doubles as a hot plate. [/QUOTE] Don’t tell me there’s a _steamer_ resting nearby. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/79 "2007-03-22T19:40:52Z")
No, just a clam. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/80 "2007-03-22T20:02:11Z")
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