# Diggleblop has a giant schwanz! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937 "2007-03-21T23:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/81 "2007-03-22T20:15:09Z")
Where the hell do you keep your wallet? Wait, don’t answer that! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/82 "2007-03-22T20:19:21Z")
[QUOTE=August West] Where the hell do you keep your wallet? [/QUOTE] Never mind that, what’s _in_ it? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/83 "2007-03-22T21:20:30Z")
You could try getting a tattoo, like me. Mine says “H U G E P E-” ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/84 "2007-03-22T21:33:06Z")
reminds me of a joke… a white guy standing next to a black guy The white guy has “WENDY” tattoo’d on his dick, and glancing over, notices the black guy does too. so he comments, “hey, I see we both have girls named wendy in our lives!” The black guy looks confused for a second, looks down and says “nah, it says Welcome to Jamaica Man, And have a Nice Day!” ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/85 "2007-03-22T21:45:42Z")
[QUOTE=storyteller0910] Kudos, sir. Well played. [/QUOTE] Not a [kudu](http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/gifs-jpegs/southafrica/kudu.jpg). He’s a [giraffe.](http://www.toysrus.com.tr/images/geoffrey.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Pazu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pazu/32/15522_2.png) [@Pazu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pazu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/86 "2007-03-22T22:22:26Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] Check out my throbbing wallet ! [/QUOTE] If you rub it, does it become a suitcase? ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/87 "2007-03-23T01:31:33Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] Hey, be nice to **diggleblop**. Speaking as someone with an enormous wang, I can attest to how difficult it is to casually slip mention of your generous endowment into everday conversation. It’s really very trying. [/QUOTE] Besides, the loss of blood accompanying an erection must play a toll on his mental faculties. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/88 "2007-03-23T01:34:10Z")
[QUOTE=ouryL] Besides, the loss of blood accompanying an erection must play a toll on his mental faculties. 😉 [/QUOTE] Hmmm. You seem to be assuming he posts while erect. Are we that exciting? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/89 "2007-03-23T02:31:14Z")
[QUOTE=Princhester] Hmmm. You seem to be assuming he posts while erect. Are we that exciting? [/QUOTE] I’d try posting while erect, but I’d hit all the keys at once. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/90 "2007-03-23T02:41:11Z")
[QUOTE=Squink] **Charter Member** is nice. Anyone who wants can hire it for a ‘three hour cruise’. [/QUOTE] Mine is so big, there were plans to use it for transatlantic passenger service. The Concorde won the bid, but hey, some of us like to take our time. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/91 "2007-03-23T06:13:32Z")
[QUOTE=vibrotronica] I’d just like to point out that during my time among the Iroquois I was called “Penis Like Great Sequoya.” [/QUOTE] You might want to work on that story a bit. Sequoias are found on the West Coast, and the Iroquois live in the Great Lakes area. My penis sheds its skin periodically. When that section of the Bay Bridge fell down in the '89 earthquake, they used some of my old skins to repair it. They are also being used in the construction of the new bridge. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/92 "2007-03-23T09:54:30Z")
Would this be a good place to repeat my comment about a friend of mine (who was doing pretty well already if I do say so myself) who, the next morning (ahem) spoke of wanting a 10 inch penis. I said I, and most women couldn’t handle that, whatever whould he do with it? He said, oh probably go around hitting people with it. Sometimes I just don’t get guys 🙂 . ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/edb3f5/32.png) [@Freudian\_Push\_Up\_Bra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Push_Up_Bra)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/93 "2007-03-23T10:31:26Z")
[QUOTE=Hamlet] I’m sorry if this is the wrong thread, but I clicked on the first one I could find and this is an emergency. Can anyone tell me how to treat my wife for shattered pelvis and ruptured female genitalia? I kept hitting the back of her throat while we were having vaginal sex, and when I changed positions, I knocked the chandelier on us, which caused her to twist and I think I broke her. What can I do? [/QUOTE] Duct tape over the obvious holes and then stick her in a tub of water to check for seam tears. If it’s too extensive, man up and buy a new doll. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/94 "2007-03-23T13:10:59Z")
[QUOTE=sturmhauke] You might want to work on that story a bit. Sequoias are found on the West Coast, and the Iroquois live in the Great Lakes area. [/QUOTE] The clue is in the spelling, though **vibrotonica** tried to mislead us. The Sequoia tree, like **vibro** ’s peepee, was named after the famous Cherokee (the Cherokee are closely related ethnically to the Six Nations in what ethnolinguists refer to as the “Iroquoian subfamily”) who bore that name and referenced himself in English as George Guess. And as the name implies, he was so miniscule that one had to guess whether it was… Well, suffice to to say he could have been the culprit in **Autolycus** ’s odd scenario, as **Auto** would not have noticed, if he were not 200 years dead. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/95 "2007-03-23T13:24:37Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] as **Auto** would not have noticed, if he were not 200 years dead. 🙂 [/QUOTE] **Auto** has been dead for 200 years? Is that why he drinks then, he is pickled in alcohol? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/96 "2007-03-23T13:31:58Z")
[QUOTE=Rysdad] I’d try posting while erect, but I’d hit all the keys at once. [/QUOTE] That’s what you get for using a Blackeberry to post. 😃 _d & r_ ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/97 "2007-03-23T15:07:59Z")
I miss **samarm**. He was hung, and he didn’t let you forget it - but we never _noticed_ him bragging about it. [Case in point](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=162992), he states a query that’s tangential to the subject of his size, but not dependent on it. Only a few paragraphs in does he confirm his over-endowment, and immediately drops a sort of apology for it afterwards. Now that’s finesse. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/98 "2007-03-23T16:22:49Z")
[QUOTE=sturmhauke] You might want to work on that story a bit. Sequoias are found on the West Coast, and the Iroquois live in the Great Lakes area. [/QUOTE] Native Americans own encyclopedia, too! > [@Polycarp](#): > > The clue is in the spelling, though vibrotonica tried to mislead us. My gigantic manhood laughs at your puny spelling conventions. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/99 "2007-03-23T16:24:12Z")
[QUOTE=Klaatu] Real men don’t brag on message boards about cock size. [/QUOTE] That’s why I go door to door. I’m kinda like a Jehova’s Witness, except it’s about my wang. ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937/100 "2007-03-23T16:31:38Z")
Diggleblop needs [this](http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=610) shirt. Might be too subtle for him though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-has-a-giant-schwanz/396937.md?page=6)