# diggleblop, learn the fucking rules

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 16, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946 "2006-09-16T12:29:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/21 "2006-09-16T19:42:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Frylock]  
Oops, I thought he was newer than he is.

Never mind.

-FrL-  
[/QUOTE]

It’s not just that one thing either. It’s lots of dumb questions (often in the wrong forum) and at least one instance of trolling, besides rudeness. After three months and over 600 posts, he should be “adjusted” by now.

If he can reform his behavior, it’s fine if he stays. But I have the distinct impression that recently he’s been getting worse instead of better.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/22 "2006-09-16T19:55:03Z")

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[QUOTE=MrDibble]  
whoops, that’s **diggleblop**.  
[/QUOTE]

Fixed.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/23 "2006-09-16T21:52:46Z")

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I really apologize for sounding belligerent. It wasn’t my intention at all. I said it in the thread about the painting and I’ll say it again here - I’m sorry if I sounded belligerent. **diggleblop,** I have nothing at all against you and didn’t mean to offend you. Peace!

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/24 "2006-09-16T22:30:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Argent Towers]  
I really apologize for sounding belligerent. It wasn’t my intention at all. I said it in the thread about the painting and I’ll say it again here - I’m sorry if I sounded belligerent. **diggleblop,** I have nothing at all against you and didn’t mean to offend you. Peace!  
[/QUOTE]

I confess, I thought it sounded a little - well, snippy when I first read it. But I honestly believe you didn’t mean for it to and I really admire you for apologizing.

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/25 "2006-09-16T22:48:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Frank]  
Fixed.  
[/QUOTE]

You had **diggleblop** fixed? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/26 "2006-09-16T22:53:17Z")

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[QUOTE=rayh]  
You had **diggleblop** fixed? :eek:  
[/QUOTE]

Man, those Mods are just getting _mean_ lately.

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/27 "2006-09-16T23:24:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Scruloose]  
Man, those Mods are just getting _mean_ lately.  
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, anything to show they aren’t twee.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/28 "2006-09-17T00:13:21Z")

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[He’s doing it AGAIN.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=388311)

Between him and **Wildfire** MM\*\*, they must have some serious info on the admins. I can’t explain it otherwise.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/29 "2006-09-17T01:13:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
[He’s doing it AGAIN.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=388311)  
[/QUOTE]  
Yeah, and [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7783678&postcount=25) is charming, too.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/30 "2006-09-17T01:55:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Between him and **Wildfire** MM\*\*, they must have some serious info on the admins. I can’t explain it otherwise.  
[/QUOTE]

Somehow, I got it into my head that **EddyTeddyFreddy** posted this. Well, I’m not going to waste it:

**On Cement**

You see, they do not versify.  
Though dense, dumb, dunderheaded  
they be, they do not rhyme and fly.  
I agree, all sense they’ve shedded.

Sense is requir’d not here, you see.  
A computer, a credit card,  
no more than that for there to be  
a poster’s skull that’s very hard.

They’re told, they’re told, my fingers tire.  
The will to grasp concepts they lack.  
I feel sure, neither’s a liar,  
It’s just - their brains, they’re in a sack.

So even in a tinfoil bonnet,  
At least they don’t write a fucking sonnet.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/31 "2006-09-17T02:15:47Z")

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I think that I shall never see  
A poem by a mod that be  
Of scansion pure, of rhyme sublime  
Of being worth my precious time –

:eek:

Oh, wait! I’ve posted my despite  
Of poetry that mods might write  
Within a thread that mods will see.  
Oh, shit, I’m fucked! (But still not twee.)

😛

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/32 "2006-09-17T02:23:47Z")

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[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]  
😛  
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That was quick! I was sure I’d get dinged for going to 10 from 8 syllables in the couplet. It just worked.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/33 "2006-09-17T03:11:23Z")

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Oooh! Now do sapphics!

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/34 "2006-09-17T03:46:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Shoshana]  
Oooh! Now do sapphics!  
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Not me! I [looked it up](http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/5790); I’d have to work at it. Maybe next month.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/35 "2006-09-17T04:15:06Z")

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Perhaps a lovely [villanelle?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villanelle) Or we can start another thread to discuss poetic forms.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/36 "2006-09-17T04:28:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Shoshana]  
Perhaps a lovely [villanelle?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villanelle) Or we can start another thread to discuss poetic forms.  
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That’s pretty cool. I like that. Is the repetition of lines standard or just that particular poem’s style?

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/37 "2006-09-17T05:20:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Frank]  
That’s pretty cool. I like that. Is the repetition of lines standard or just that particular poem’s style?  
[/QUOTE]  
Standard. It’s an easy form if you use the repeated lines as a simple refrain, and gets a lot harder if you actually try to integrate the repeats with the rest of the lines.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2006, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/38 "2006-09-17T05:40:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Frank]  
Fixed.  
[/QUOTE]

Thanks

Heh-he, from the thread Guinastasia linked to:

[QUOTE=diggleblop]  
I don’t mean to be rude, but I don’t cause any problems here and some of you guys are just plain…rude yourself. For no reason at all.  
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Talk about clueless…

on 3rd thoughts I see that my “you’re invited” post didn’t make it to the Elvis/Beatles thread, so I’ve posted one in there.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/39 "2006-10-02T03:48:25Z")

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This just in from [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=390468)

[QUOTE=samclem]  
Since the OP has come back to this thread and acted in bad faith, I’ve closed it.

samclem GQ moderator

MODERATOR WARNING

And now I’m giving you a formal warning diggleblop.

If you were a mere Guest, you would be disappeared instantly. Unfortunately for me, you are a paid member and I cannot take unilateral action. But rest assured(or uneasily) that you are now formally entered in the moderator/Administrator database as acting in a jerkish way.

No more warnings.

samclem GQ moderator

This message will be sent to you in email, so that you cannot say you never saw it.

[/QUOTE]

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/40 "2006-10-02T04:01:48Z")

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I am very strongly thinking he is just a troll, I hope the powers that be, remove him soon.

Jim {anyone like numerology, he is on post 666 as of his well deserved warning from **samclem** }

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