# diggleblop, learn the fucking rules **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 16, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946 "2006-09-16T12:29:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/41 "2006-10-02T04:03:18Z")
[QUOTE=Rufus Xavier] And diggleblop’s last seven: Why can’t we recall the U. S. President? What is this called on this person’s legs? Laws regarding politicians knowing sensitive What causes humans to get out of breath? Eating after having a tooth pulled? Why do some states force men to pay child support Question about domain name legalities? [/QUOTE] Based on those questions, I’m going to extrapolate future questions from **diggleblop** : Why don’t spiders have 9 legs? Can bleach be converted into a safe food substance? Are there 2 points on the earth where your address is the exact same, except for the country? If heated to the proper tempurature, could we use Totinos Pizza Rolls as a weapon in guerilla warfare? Should we limit the number of integers? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/42 "2006-10-02T04:23:22Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > This just in from this thread. > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by **samclem** > > Since the OP has come back to this thread and acted in bad faith, I’ve closed it. > > > > samclem GQ moderator > > > > MODERATOR WARNING > > > > And now I’m giving you a formal warning diggleblop. > > > > If you were a mere Guest, you would be disappeared instantly. Unfortunately for me, you are a paid member and I cannot take unilateral action. But rest assured(or uneasily) that you are now formally entered in the moderator/Administrator database as acting in a jerkish way. > > > > No more warnings. > > > > samclem GQ moderator > > > > This message will be sent to you in email, so that you cannot say you never saw it. eep. I can’t describe how mortified I would feel, even in the privacy of my home, to open my email and find a message like that in my inbox. ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/43 "2006-10-02T04:23:40Z")
[QUOTE=RaftPeople] Based on those questions, I’m going to extrapolate future questions from **diggleblop** : Why don’t spiders have 9 legs? Can bleach be converted into a safe food substance? Are there 2 points on the earth where your address is the exact same, except for the country? If heated to the proper tempurature, could we use Totinos Pizza Rolls as a weapon in guerilla warfare? Should we limit the number of integers? [/QUOTE] Which is further, to Duluth or by bus? ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/44 "2006-10-02T04:35:10Z")
[QUOTE=RaftPeople] Based on those questions, I’m going to extrapolate future questions from **diggleblop** : Why don’t spiders have 9 legs? Can bleach be converted into a safe food substance? Are there 2 points on the earth where your address is the exact same, except for the country? If heated to the proper tempurature, could we use Totinos Pizza Rolls as a weapon in guerilla warfare? Should we limit the number of integers? [/QUOTE] Wouldn’t it be more like: Why don’t spiders Can bleach be converted Are there 2 points on the earth If heated to the proper temperature and Should we ? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/45 "2006-10-02T05:48:22Z")
The only positive thing I can say about him is that he’s not QUITE as annoying as **andrewdt85** was. Although he’s getting there. ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/46 "2006-10-02T13:26:55Z")
# As of this post, Sir **Diggleblop** : # Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: **666** Just sayin’… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/47 "2006-10-02T13:41:39Z")
[QUOTE=kaylasdad99] eep. I can’t describe how mortified I would feel, even in the privacy of my home, to open my email and find a message like that in my inbox. [/QUOTE] I got an email once from TubaDiva with the subject line “About that reply you posted in the [something] thread…” I had posted that I played tuba in college and she just wanted to say hey. My response: Way to give a guy a heart attack, dude. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/48 "2006-10-02T14:29:13Z")
[QUOTE=RaftPeople] Based on those questions, I’m going to extrapolate future questions from **diggleblop** : Why don’t spiders have 9 legs? Can bleach be converted into a safe food substance? Are there 2 points on the earth where your address is the exact same, except for the country? If heated to the proper tempurature, could we use Totinos Pizza Rolls as a weapon in guerilla warfare? Should we limit the number of integers? [/QUOTE] I don’t think you’re doing this right - I’m actually interested in most of those questions. (I love the Dope - you come into a Pit thread, and a poetry contest breaks out!) ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/49 "2006-10-02T14:53:59Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] I don’t think you’re doing this right - I’m actually interested in most of those questions. [/QUOTE] Well, here’s a hint: The word “Duluth” appears in every answer. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/50 "2006-10-02T15:56:08Z")
**diggleblop** is the kind of poster who makes me mourn the loss of the “putz” smiley. I just hope **samclem** can convince an Admin to go along with pulling the plug the next time he plays the fool (which is most of the time he posts). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/51 "2006-10-02T16:48:32Z")
Those with nothing to say seem to never shut up. From the first time I read a post by him my immediate thought was [John Madden voice] “Now here’s a guy who really should stick to posting on boards that need Avatars to keep them interesting”[/John Madden voice] ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/52 "2006-10-02T17:41:29Z")
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu] Those with nothing to say seem to never shut up. From the first time I read a post by him my immediate thought was [John Madden voice] “Now here’s a guy who really should stick to posting on boards that need Avatars to keep them interesting”[/John Madden voice] [/QUOTE] Excellent use of the Madden voice. I could see him standing in the booth waving his arms a little and making that statement. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/53 "2006-10-02T20:52:35Z")
[QUOTE=RaftPeople] Well, here’s a hint: The word “Duluth” appears in every answer. [/QUOTE] Duluth, eh? Very interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/54 "2006-10-02T21:35:27Z")
[QUOTE=kaylasdad99] eep. I can’t describe how mortified I would feel, even in the privacy of my home, to open my email and find a message like that in my inbox. [/QUOTE] I did get a message like that from **TubaDiva** once. It took a full cardiac team to restart my heart. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/55 "2006-10-02T21:45:36Z")
Careful- diggle might start criticizing us on his oft-mentioned other message board, turning its entire membership against us. I mean, if _you_ want to take on his mom, you’re a braver man than I. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946/56 "2006-10-02T21:53:19Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] I mean, if _you_ want to take on his mom, you’re a braver man than I. [/QUOTE] Errr, would you like to rephrase that? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-learn-the-fucking-rules/372946.md?page=2)