# diggleblop you fucking moron **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 17, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755 "2006-11-17T00:00:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/1 "2006-11-17T00:00:45Z")
Stop posting [idiot questions in GQ](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=396585). That’s only the latest of very _very_ many. Just stop it. You obviously have internet access, because you’re able to show up here to piss all over the boards, so how bout you squeeze those two brain cells together really really hard and see if they can fart out enough inspiration to type [www.google.com](http://www.google.com) into the address bar and **look something up**. Maybe you’re really that profoundly stupid and honestly can’t figure out how to type a few search terms into a search engine, in which case I suggest you seek help for your mental malfunctions. They have special schools for people like you, and they even pick you up in adorable stubby buses. Either you’re a half inch from braindead, or you’re a jackass trollbitch who likes to come in here and see how much we can be annoyed. You’ve succeeded. I’m annoyed. And I know I’m not alone. Take your membership fee and subscribe to a newspaper, you dumbfuck. The lumpy bits in your shit probably have more to contribute to this board than you do. From the bottom of my heart: fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![the\_PC\_apeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac8455/32.png) [@the\_PC\_apeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_PC_apeman)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/2 "2006-11-17T00:16:20Z")
**diggleblop** , I’d ask that you think twice before posting in Great Debates as well. Especially if [you can’t be civil and don’t intend to actually debate.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7961035#post7961035) ---
**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/3 "2006-11-17T00:25:23Z")
I was going to make a comment in GQ and then realized that what I had to say was pit material. Seems to me **diggleblop** must be extremely poor or else he likes vacations on desert islands if he needs to ask the question about how the pope is selected; he clearly didn’t have access to a radio or TV for a couple of weeks after JP 2 died. ---
**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/4 "2006-11-17T00:25:49Z")
[QUOTE=Antigen] Stop posting idiot questions in GQ. That’s only the latest of very _very_ many. [/QUOTE] You aren’t the only one who has noticed. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=390468](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=390468) ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/5 "2006-11-17T00:27:05Z")
Nice pitting. Short, but plenty of venom and a worthy recipient. 9/10. **diggleblop** , thou art a fuckwit. ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/6 "2006-11-17T00:47:26Z")
Thank you, **Antigen**. I really didn’t want to use my first ever OP for this, but it was a very close call. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/7 "2006-11-17T00:50:03Z")
I didn’t feel up to composing a pit thread but really wanted to. Many thanks to **Antigen** for taking the initiative and making it easy for me to just come in here and say to **Diggleblop** … FUCKWIT! ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/8 "2006-11-17T00:57:12Z")
“diggleblop” should become a SDMB verb. Definition: “diggleblop” [verb] - The act of using the GQ forum instead of a search engine for simple, mundane questions; characterized by the heaping of unearned abuse upon respondants and frequent reminders of the money paid to ask such questions. Used in a sentence: “That **diggleblop** has done nothing but diggleblop for months, and if he keeps diggleblopping he’ll be banned for sure.” ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/9 "2006-11-17T01:03:36Z")
The name “diggleblop” makes me think of one of his **brilliant insightful questions** \* squirming its way out of his overstuffed rectum and plooping itself into the toilet. \*My goodness, even in full-on irony mode, that still feels wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/10 "2006-11-17T01:16:45Z")
You know what he always says to his friends? Here’s what he always says to his friends: [QUOTE=diggleblop] I have always said to my Atheist friends, “why not believe in God, what possible bad could it do? I mean, if you die and there is no God, then that’s it, you were right. But if there happens to be a God and you die not believing in him, then you’re fucked. So, what’s it gonna hurt to believe in him? Only good things can come out of it.” [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/11 "2006-11-17T01:32:22Z")
Didn’t we have another poster who used to ask off the wall questions like this as well? Dude’s not even original. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/12 "2006-11-17T02:11:14Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] You know what he always says to his friends? Here’s what he always says to his friends: [/QUOTE] And everybody’s getting down on him: obviously he doesn’t have time to Google, being in such demand as a programmer in Pascal! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/13 "2006-11-17T02:20:39Z")
Here is the last pitting of the wonderful and wacky _giggleplop_. [diggleblop, learn the fucking rules](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=388413) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Swan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Swan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Swan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/14 "2006-11-17T04:53:43Z")
I hate to rain on the parade, but I was under the impression that diggleblop is a teenaged female. Not that it excuses her actions (I haven’t had time to comb through the linked posts), but it may be reason enough not to rip her to shreds. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/15 "2006-11-17T05:01:33Z")
[QUOTE=The Swan] I hate to rain on the parade, but I was under the impression that diggleblop is a teenaged female. Not that it excuses her actions (I haven’t had time to comb through the linked posts), but it may be reason enough not to rip her to shreds. [/QUOTE] Most females don’t brag about having [huge penises](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=386975). (I suspect that said penis is to make up for the lack of a brain). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Swan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Swan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Swan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/16 "2006-11-17T05:07:57Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Most females don’t brag about having [huge penises](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=386975). (I suspect that said penis is to make up for the lack of a brain). [/QUOTE] In that case, I must be thinking of a totally different poster altogether. Maybe I am confused, and diggleblop is a teenaged male. Okay, Ensign Edison was right\*. I’m a fucking moron. \*(Though I still like the guy.) ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/17 "2006-11-17T05:15:23Z")
Just read the first page of his threadstart list [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=2069984) and try not to laugh. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Swan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Swan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Swan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/18 "2006-11-17T05:28:07Z")
[QUOTE=garygnu] Just read the first page of his threadstart list [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=2069984) and try not to laugh. [/QUOTE] Dang, I see what you mean. Though, when i was younger, I couldn’t figure out the cake thing either. Yeah, I was REALLY young. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/19 "2006-11-17T05:58:06Z")
Since he joined 5 months ago, **diggleblop** has 839 post and 182 threadstarts. That means over 21% of his posts are new threads. For comparison, in 9 months **garygnu** has 1,253 posts and 25 threadstarts, roughly a 2% ratio. You don’t need to post your own ratio, but I’d bet not many have one that high. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/20 "2006-11-17T06:07:06Z")
[QUOTE=garygnu] Just read the first page of his threadstart list [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=2069984) and try not to laugh. [/QUOTE] Sorry, but I just couldn’t help it when I got to this thread title: "Feelings of shame while having a bowel movement? " I assume that one is a self-examination of his own posting history? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755.md?page=2)