# diggleblop you fucking moron **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 17, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755 "2006-11-17T00:00:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/41 "2006-11-17T21:57:27Z")
[QUOTE=Colibri] The questions don’t merely \*seem \*stupid, they actually _are_ stupid. And even when they are not completely idiotic, they are usually phrased so stupidly that they are almost unintelligible (leading to longer threads than are warranted as people try to figure out what he was asking). Furthermore, I seriously suspect **diggleblop** is too stupid to know what trolling is, even as he does it. [/QUOTE] OK, he’s _either_ stupid, or a troll, _or both_. Agreed? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/42 "2006-11-17T21:58:48Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] The question is, have you closed more threads than you’ve started? You may be a net drain on the SDMB thread count! 😃 [/QUOTE] Oh, I have clearly closed more then fourteen threads. (The actual net drain might be related to any hijacks I have started.) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/43 "2006-11-17T22:01:59Z")
.0155093 Maybe there should be a flashing banner at the top of GQ that says “Have you checked Google first?” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/44 "2006-11-17T22:25:00Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Maybe there should be a flashing banner at the top of GQ that says “Have you checked Google first?” [/QUOTE] OK, it’s not flashing but there is this [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149223](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149223) as the first sticky. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/45 "2006-11-17T22:30:13Z")
I’ve got 52/884=5.88235%. What’s so bad about starting threads, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/46 "2006-11-17T22:39:18Z")
[QUOTE=DrDeth] OK, he’s _either_ stupid, or a troll, _or both_. Agreed? [/QUOTE] Agreed. Stupid troll works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/47 "2006-11-18T00:04:09Z")
3.632% but wait, this post makes it 3.625% Glad I was able to limbo the critical 3.63% mark ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/48 "2006-11-18T00:16:20Z")
[QUOTE=The Swan] In that case, I must be thinking of a totally different poster altogether. Maybe I am confused, and diggleblop is a teenaged male. Okay, Ensign Edison was right\*. I’m a fucking moron. [/QUOTE] Good thing I never read footnotes!\* I know who you’re thinking of, but I can’t summon her actual username now, of course. And since you mentioned it, when I typed that bit I thought ‘You really should make it a habit not to call someone a fucking moron unless you’re absolutely sure they are’, but I did it anyway. So for the record, I don’t actually have sufficient evidence to say that you are in a fact a fucking moron. Digglebop (as until this thread I always read the name), on the other hand, could win awards in moronory. - 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/49 "2006-11-18T00:27:57Z")
[QUOTE=DrDeth] OK, it’s not flashing but there is this [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149223](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149223) as the first sticky. [/QUOTE] I don’t care that he starts lots of threads. _Some_ of them _may_ even have some merit. But in general, he doesn’t read and follow the stickies, he posts stupid, often confusing GQs (and doesn’t bother to explain himself), and has admitted a few times to posting things just to see how we’d react (trollery at its finest). Seems to me that he’s been walking on the wrong side of the “don’t be a jerk” line for some time now. Can anyone explain to me why he’s not gone yet? ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/50 "2006-11-18T08:53:49Z")
0.014440433212996389891696750902527 Hmmmm…it will get lower, I hope. 🙂 tsfr ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/51 "2006-11-18T09:12:38Z")
Fuck the numbers. I was once pitted for not starting enough threads. (0.0022, incidentally, or one post in ~456) ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/52 "2006-11-18T09:30:39Z")
I think all his posts are calculated to illicit just the kind of responses he gets. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/53 "2006-11-18T10:45:14Z")
The guy is an enigma. In one post he says that he has had **many, many** hotties. In another he says that **"I am overweight, have heart problems and was addicted to pain killing drugs** Now it well may be that hotties are very, very, attracted to overweight cardiac arrest prone 30 year old guys who are a tad dim but somehow I just can’t see it . Maybe it’s just me being jealous ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/54 "2006-11-18T11:38:56Z")
[QUOTE=pool] I think all his posts are calculated to illicit just the kind of responses he gets. [/QUOTE] It’s “elicit”. Posting crap to a message board isn’t illegal. Second, he isn’t that smart. Even if he is, he’s still pretty goddamned stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/55 "2006-11-18T12:01:22Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] The guy is an enigma. In one post he says that he has had **many, many** hotties. In another he says that **"I am overweight, have heart problems and was addicted to pain killing drugs** Now it well may be that hotties are very, very, attracted to overweight cardiac arrest prone 30 year old guys who are a tad dim but somehow I just can’t see it . Maybe it’s just me being jealous [/QUOTE] Yeah, you say “enigma,” I say “fucking liar” or “troll.” ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/56 "2006-11-18T12:21:06Z")
> [@](#): > > It’s “elicit”. Damnit :smack: > [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Derleth** > Second, he isn’t that smart. Even if he is, he’s still pretty goddamned stupid. Oh I agree he probably is stupid. I just don’t think he is quite as stupid as he is letting on. I don’t think he really cares about the answers to the questions he asks. Guy just has no life and wants to be annoying. ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/57 "2006-11-18T13:28:46Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] The guy is an enigma. In one post he says that he has had **many, many** hotties. In another he says that **"I am overweight, have heart problems and was addicted to pain killing drugs** Now it well may be that hotties are very, very, attracted to overweight cardiac arrest prone 30 year old guys who are a tad dim but somehow I just can’t see it . Maybe it’s just me being jealous [/QUOTE] It’s the giant penis that does it for him. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/58 "2006-11-18T16:20:47Z")
[QUOTE=boytyperanma] It’s the giant penis that does it for him. [/QUOTE] Dammit, I **am** jealous ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/59 "2006-11-19T07:51:55Z")
It occurs to me that if **diggleblop** is still wanting his cock reduced in size then _someone_ out there in Doperland must have the phone number and/or address of a certain Mrs. Bobbit. :eek: Hell, she’d prolly do the job for free 😃 ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2006, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755/60 "2006-11-19T10:37:32Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] The guy is an enigma. In one post he says that he has had **many, many** hotties. In another he says that **"I am overweight, have heart problems and was addicted to pain killing drugs** Now it well may be that hotties are very, very, attracted to overweight cardiac arrest prone 30 year old guys who are a tad dim but somehow I just can’t see it . Maybe it’s just me being jealous [/QUOTE] Posting claims on a message board does **not** make you an enigma! All we know for sure about Diggleblop is that he contributes negatively to this board. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diggleblop-you-fucking-moron/380755.md?page=4)