# Dilbert funny shock

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 10, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430 "2007-01-10T18:03:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/1 "2007-01-10T18:03:43Z")

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For the first time in months todays Dilbert actually made me laugh.

[http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20070110.html](http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20070110.html)😃

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/2 "2007-01-10T18:20:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Peter Morris]  
For the first time in months todays Dilbert actually made me laugh.

[http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20070110.html](http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20070110.html)😃  
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Because it took me so long to “get it” I didn’t even smirk.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/3 "2007-01-10T18:25:06Z")

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It took me a couple of seconds to get it, but it made me laugh. I love Dogbert.

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**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/4 "2007-01-10T18:43:27Z")

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Huh. I didn’t even need to read the third panel to get it.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/5 "2007-01-10T20:09:56Z")

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He’s got a _plasma_ TV.

I hate him…

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**Author:** ![cmosdes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cmosdes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmosdes)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/6 "2007-01-10T22:15:23Z")

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[QUOTE=mr. jp]  
Huh. I didn’t even need to read the third panel to get it.  
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I agree. I’m not sure I even needed to get to the second panel before I knew what was coming.

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**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/7 "2007-01-10T22:28:27Z")

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[QUOTE=cmosdes]  
I agree. I’m not sure I even needed to get to the second panel before I knew what was coming.  
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The salesforce is strong with this one… 😉

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**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/8 "2007-01-11T03:56:11Z")

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[QUOTE=cmosdes]

[Quote=mr. jp]  
Huh. I didn’t even need to read the third panel to get it.  
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I agree. I’m not sure I even needed to get to the second panel before I knew what was coming.  
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Oh yeah, I got it before I even clicked on the link.😉

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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/9 "2007-01-11T04:18:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Leaffan]  
Because it took me so long to “get it” I didn’t even smirk.  
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What type of engineer are you?

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/10 "2007-01-11T04:22:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Leaffan]  
Because it took me so long to “get it” I didn’t even smirk.  
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I can’t see the humour. I obviously haven’t got it.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/11 "2007-01-11T04:30:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Cunctator]  
I can’t see the humour. I obviously haven’t got it.  
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Dilbert asks for a lesson on lying, Dogbert tells him to wait outside for him (without a coat, no less.) Dogbert has no intention of going outside (ie, he was lying.)

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/12 "2007-01-11T06:37:58Z")

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[QUOTE=bouv]  
Dilbert asks for a lesson on lying, Dogbert tells him to wait outside for him (without a coat, no less.) Dogbert has no intention of going outside (ie, he was lying.)  
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I see. In the last scene I thought the dog was sitting outside at the bottom of the front steps.

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**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/13 "2007-01-11T11:41:04Z")

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[QUOTE=cmosdes]  
I agree. I’m not sure I even needed to get to the second panel before I knew what was coming.  
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Actually, you are right: 🙂 I was a bit slow on the uptake.

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**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/14 "2007-01-11T11:42:49Z")

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Reminds me of this strip:

[http://www.mo1.dk/weblog/pics/dilbert.jpg](http://www.mo1.dk/weblog/pics/dilbert.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/15 "2007-01-11T12:56:46Z")

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[QUOTE=mr. jp]  
Reminds me of this strip:

[http://www.mo1.dk/weblog/pics/dilbert.jpg](http://www.mo1.dk/weblog/pics/dilbert.jpg)  
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that’s the ultimate metajoke.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dilbert-funny-shock/387430/16 "2007-01-11T14:48:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Sapo]  
that’s the ultimate metajoke.  
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Actually I prefer [this one](http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=garfield_sucks).  
_Nonchalant repartee_
