# Dildo appearances

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [May 29, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423 "2002-05-29T19:26:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/1 "2002-05-29T19:26:42Z")

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I’ve noticed lately that most of the dildoes I see depict a circumcised penis. My ? is, why? Is it because I’m in America, and most American are circumcised?

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### Author: ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/2 "2002-05-29T19:30:53Z")

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The dildo that Rammstein uses in their stage show is circumcised…and they’re German.

In fact, now that you mention it, I’ve never ever seen an uncircumcised dildo!

research is needed!

jar rushes off…

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### Author: ![satanslawyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@satanslawyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/satanslawyer)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2002, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/3 "2002-05-29T19:37:26Z")

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It most likely because it’s easier to make them that way. I saw a long time ago in an adult product catalog, a dildo with “working” latex foreskin. It’s also been my experience that most women prefer a circumcised man.

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### Author: ![Ned](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/848f3c/32.png) [@Ned](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ned)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/4 "2002-05-29T20:09:52Z")

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First, because when fully erect the foreskin rolls back and looks pretty much the same anyway.

Second, because you end up with something goofy like this:

[http://www.stockroom.com/b020.htm](http://www.stockroom.com/b020.htm)

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### Author: ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/5 "2002-05-30T00:41:42Z")

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Ned, that IS absolutely daft. I’m imagining a a bunch of people in middle America, looking at this, assuming that foreskins fold back into a bell flare pleat. Oy…

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### Author: ![herownself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8baadc/32.png) [@herownself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herownself)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/6 "2002-05-30T00:53:47Z")

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That photo clearly shows why “uncircumsized” dildos are rare.

I like a good dildo myself, but that thing is just icky!

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### Author: ![herownself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8baadc/32.png) [@herownself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/herownself)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/7 "2002-05-30T00:55:44Z")

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“Uncircumsized” is in quotes because I can’t spell. That should be: uncircumcised

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### Author: ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/8 "2002-05-30T01:03:42Z")

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When you spell it like that, the phrase “Do you want to circumsize your fries?” comes to mind. Which is a little unsettling.

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### Author: ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/9 "2002-05-30T01:06:19Z")

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In my opinion as a man, I think circumcised penises are more aesthetically pleasing. Can you tell that I’m circumcised?

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### Author: ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/10 "2002-05-30T01:23:41Z")

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I think they are more attractive cut as well, but I might not think so if I were from a society where circumcision wasn’t the norm.

That dildo was creepy, Ned. I guess they will make a dildo look like anything these days:  
[http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html](http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html)

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### Author: ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/11 "2002-05-30T01:37:46Z")

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Uncircumcised dildos are called broom handles.

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### Author: ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/12 "2002-05-30T05:09:11Z")

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A fully erect penis looks the same whether it is circumcised or uncircumcised. It is only in the flaccid state that they look different.

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### Author: ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/13 "2002-05-30T10:11:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Walloon \*  
> \*\*A fully erect penis looks the same whether it is circumcised or uncircumcised. It is only in the flaccid state that they look different. \*\*

Yup. I prefer uncircumcised penises, and was delighted to find out that my boyfriend is ‘natural.’

That ‘working foreskin’ dildo is just stupid–doesn’t look anything like the real thing! I’ve seen some lifesize Roman terracotta phalluses that looked as if the foreskin was still down.

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### Author: ![rockboots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@rockboots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockboots)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/14 "2002-05-30T22:11:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> \*\*I think they are more attractive cut as well, but I might not think so if I were from a society where circumcision wasn’t the norm.
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> That dildo was creepy, Ned. I guess they will make a dildo look like anything these days:  
> [http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html](http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html) \*\*

Oh my God. That’s just to evil.

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### Author: ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/15 "2002-05-30T22:31:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \*  
> \*\*When you spell it like that, the phrase “Do you want to circumsize your fries?” comes to mind. Which is a little unsettling. \*\*

LMAO!

[sub]And to think I almost didn’t click on this thread! (Well, I guess I was bound to sooner or later.)[/sub]

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### Author: ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/16 "2002-06-01T05:56:21Z")

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**OpalCat** , that was just _ **NASTY** _!!

As for the OP, I would think it also came down to the manufacturing of said pleasure item 😉 The extra cost involved in the molding to ensure a “working” foreskin would add quite a bit to the cost. The dildo **Ned** linked was $75!! The most I’ve ever paid was $30.

Personally, I much prefer au natural. So much more play value 😃

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### Author: ![Sab-O-Tosh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Sab-O-Tosh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sab-O-Tosh)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2002, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/17 "2002-06-01T09:46:03Z")

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Why do you call it a uncircumcised penis? You either have a normal penis or a circumsiced penis.

Who ever thought of mutilating yourself anyway. Who ever thought of that must have been a dumbass

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### Author: ![musicguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@musicguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/musicguy)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2002, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/18 "2002-06-01T10:01:18Z")

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Why do I sense another circumcision debate coming?

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### Author: ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2002, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/19 "2002-06-01T10:40:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sab-O-Tosh \*  
> \*\*Why do you call it a uncircumcised penis? You either have a normal penis or a circumsiced penis.
> 
> Who ever thought of mutilating yourself anyway. Who ever thought of that must have been a dumbass \*\*

I don’t think there are many men sitting around thinking of cutting their foreskins off. I would happen to guess more then 90% of circumsiced men/boys were circumsiced WITHOUT their consent.

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### Author: ![Sab-O-Tosh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Sab-O-Tosh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sab-O-Tosh)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2002, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-appearances/111423/20 "2002-06-01T14:09:29Z")

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Well Bak to the original question! I am thinking that the ratio is proportional to the actual facts.

10% Dildos = Normal Penis  
90% Dildos = Circumcised Penis

10% Men = Normal Penis  
90% Men = Circumcised Penis

Thats why most of them are cicumsiced!

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