# Dildo Laws

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-laws/17654
**Category:** Great Debates
**Created:** [March 5, 2000, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-laws/17654 "2000-03-05T08:13:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 1
**Page:** 2

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### Author: ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildo-laws/17654/21 "2000-03-08T00:15:00Z")

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DoctorJ:

"Most legislators in Alabama are men. They figure that if women can’t get their hands on a vibrator, they’ll have to seek satisfaction by more traditional means.

Therefore, the legislators hope that this bill will increase their odds of getting laid.

A beautiful expression of the male imperative."

You only think you’re joking. You aren’t and I’m not either. I’ve been to Alabama and you’re dead on.

David B:

“Someone has. I remember reading about it. I don’t, however, remember the title, author, or any other relevant information that would help you find it. Sorry”

Thanx for your input Davidcakes.

In Birmingham, Alabama it is legal to drive down a one-way street the wrong way as long as you’ve a lanter tied to the hood.

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