# Dildos--er, vibrators--er, personal massagers. Buy now!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242 "2010-04-24T21:05:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author:  [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242/41 "2010-05-02T04:04:34Z")
When hub first saw this [Kia](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJqs3D2vv4I) commercial, one of our friends saw the tall red guy and said, “What’s that?” Hub replied, “I dunno, but it sure looks like a French tickler to me.” Hilarity ensued. 😃
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### Author:  [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2010, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242/42 "2010-05-02T04:05:54Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#):
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> Knowing my dad as I do, yeah, no other purpose. _sigh_ My dad is special. And by special I mean super-boring.
Don’t be so sure. 😉
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### Author:  [@Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fake_Tales_of_San_Francisco)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242/43 "2010-05-02T04:19:12Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Wow—there are even sex devices and toys marketed specifically to Christian couples:
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> [Intimacy products for Christian couples – Covenant Spice](http://www.covenantspice.com/?gclid=CI_AzoussqECFRGkiQodTW-K-g)
> There’s even Biblical support given in the FAQs.
> Fascinating…
From the FAQ on oral sex.
> [@](#):
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> One word of caution medically - blowing into the vagina can be dangerous, particularly if the woman is pregnant.
:dubious: Well, that’s one way to do a blowjob I suppose.
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### Author:  [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242/44 "2010-05-02T04:20:14Z")
> [@Ruby](#):
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> When hub first saw this [Kia](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJqs3D2vv4I) commercial, one of our friends saw the tall red guy and said, “What’s that?” Hub replied, “I dunno, but it sure looks like a French tickler to me.” Hilarity ensued. 😃
That’s actually [Muno](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=YER&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=yo+gabba+gabba+muno&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=) from the kids’ show [Yo Gabba Gabba](http://yogabbagabba.com/#).
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### Author:  [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242/45 "2010-05-02T04:22:21Z")
Why would blowing air into the vagina of a pregnant woman be dangerous?
I remember watching that Doctor Sue (or whoever the sex doctor is) and she had a caller asking if it would harm his wife if he urinated inside of her (fetish play) and she said the girlie parts could take it. If it can withstand urine I think it can take air.
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### Author:  [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2010, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242/46 "2010-05-02T04:26:37Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Why would blowing air into the vagina of a pregnant woman be dangerous?
She doesn’t have to be pregnant. It deals with the phenomenon of “Air Emboli”
[Ask Alice.](http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1859.html)
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### Author:  [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2010, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242/47 "2010-05-02T04:37:17Z")
> [@ToeJam](#):
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> She doesn’t have to be pregnant. It deals with the phenomenon of “Air Emboli”
> [Ask Alice.](http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1859.html)
Wow. I learn the weirdest shit.
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### Author:  [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242/48 "2010-05-02T22:00:36Z")
> [@jayjay](#):
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> That’s actually [Muno](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=YER&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=yo+gabba+gabba+muno&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=) from the kids’ show [Yo Gabba Gabba](http://yogabbagabba.com/#).
Which begs the question, why would you develop a kids program around a french tickler? 😃
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### Author:  [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242/49 "2010-05-03T01:03:25Z")
1. An electric toothbrush (just the hand-held part, without the little brush) will get you from zero to sixty, toot sweet. Or so I’ve heard.
2. Vibrating thingies in the Vermont Country Store catalog should be no surprise to anyone. It’s not aimed at oldsters, it’s aimed at baby boomers - look at the stuff, all nostalgic overpriced ephemera from childhood! Toys, candies, food, and things their moms used to own - all aimed at baby boomers. We aren’t shuffling around with walkers or retiring to Happy Acres yet, in case you haven’t noticed. My 60 year old neighbors are bikers, my 50 year old cousin is married to a man almost 20 years her junior, and I know scads of boomers who run marathons, wear short skirts and high heels, and yeah, still get an itch to scratch. That itch is NOT confined to the young and clueless. (end of lecture).
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### Author:  [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2010, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dildos-er-vibrators-er-personal-massagers-buy-now/537242/50 "2010-05-07T05:40:51Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#):
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> Well yea of course they wouldn’t admit it was from sexual dissatisfaction. A lot of these machines were used in a doctor’s office, by the doctor on the patient. If it got out that women were going there to be masturbated by a man other than her husband think of the scandal! The insult!
Well, it was the statement that the speculum was MORE controversial than the vibrator that had me all, 😕, and shit
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