# Dimensional Warp Generator **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 11, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dimensional-warp-generator/206869 "2003-10-11T18:01:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dimensional-warp-generator/206869/1 "2003-10-11T18:01:19Z")
I received this spam a few weeks ago. Can anyone help this guy? * * * Hello, If you are a Time Traveler from Dimension D1263GT10, year 2008 or Dimension D2044GT5, year 2432 and or in possession of the Dimensional Warp Generator wrist watch, the Carbon Copy Replica model #52 4350 series or similar technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I’d would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: [dragonball03@aol.com](mailto:dragonball03@aol.com) if you can help! Thanks ---
**Author:** ![Brad\_Pittiful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@Brad\_Pittiful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brad_Pittiful)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dimensional-warp-generator/206869/2 "2003-10-11T19:29:11Z")
you are helping him by spreading this stupid message i heard the time the time travlerer was supposed to land and meet the morons who were to meet him already passed btw…bill gates isnt doing a beta email that if you send it to X number of people he wont be sending you any money