# DING DING DING! New Chick tract out. Come get it while it's hot. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 3, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221 "2003-11-03T21:40:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/1 "2003-11-03T21:40:16Z")
[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1011/1011\_01.asp](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1011/1011_01.asp) _combination of groan, roll eyes, and sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/2 "2003-11-03T22:11:03Z")
Is there a Muslim Anti-Defamation League? Because they’d really get a kick out of this one. A kick right in Chick’s crotch. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/3 "2003-11-03T22:48:54Z")
I was waiting for Bob the whole time and he didn’t rate one frame’s worth of appearance. I’m very disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/4 "2003-11-03T23:39:19Z")
He was blown up by Abdulla. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/5 "2003-11-03T23:48:27Z")
What’s with that weird dog in frame 5? In any case, presumably most of “those nearby” Abdulla, who get blown to bits along with him, are Jewish. According to Chick’s other tracts, they’ll get cast into the lake of fire, too, for not accepting Jesus. Thus, the victims gets the exact same ultimate punishment as the killer. I just don’t know why Chick didn’t write up _their_ fates in the final frames, along with Abdulla’s. Isn’t fundamentalism fun? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/6 "2003-11-03T23:53:54Z")
_HAW HAW HAW!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/7 "2003-11-04T00:07:14Z")
Jesus has no face! It’s just a blank! That’s what I call spooky. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/8 "2003-11-04T00:13:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JonScribe \* > \*\*He was blown up by Abdulla. \*\* Even Bob’s moustache? I don’t know if I want to live in a world without his moustache (Lil’ Bobber) trying to convert me. But maybe I’m just splitting hairs. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/9 "2003-11-04T00:14:42Z")
I’m still trying to parse: “bdullah is blown to bits including all those nearby” ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/10 "2003-11-04T00:14:52Z")
I’m still trying to parse: “Adullah is blown to bits including all those nearby” ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/11 "2003-11-04T00:18:12Z")
The nearby bits are now far-away bits. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/12 "2003-11-04T00:22:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > \*\*I’m still trying to parse: > “Adullah is blown to bits including all those nearby” \*\* Maybe it’s a typo and he meant to say, “Brits” instead of “bits.” There’s a Brit working in our school district as a librarian, and occasionally she’s nearby. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/13 "2003-11-04T00:51:24Z")
I just love the bit where the kid goes “Read the Bible?! But it’s _forbidden!_” Because not only is it stupid as heck, it also contradicts one of the fundamental tenets of Islam, which is that the Koran is a continuation of the Bible… ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/14 "2003-11-04T01:03:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > \*\*Even Bob’s moustache? I don’t know if I want to live in a world without his moustache (Lil’ Bobber) trying to convert me. But maybe I’m just splitting hairs. \*\* Bugs Bunny voice: splitting hares! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/15 "2003-11-04T02:56:21Z")
The drawing style of the Muslims is frighteningly similar to the style that Jewish people were drawn in in various Nazi propaganda stuff. Fucking racist scum. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/16 "2003-11-04T03:04:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brianjedi \* > \*\*Is there a Muslim Anti-Defamation League? Because they’d really get a kick out of this one. \*\* The ADL is a secular organization. There doesn’t need to be a special Moslem one. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \* > \*\*What’s with that weird dog in frame 5? > \*\* That looney dog has shown up in every comic for a while now. I don’t think we’ve ever figured out what the deal was with it. Haj ---
**Author:** ![WaryEri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ea666f/32.png) [@WaryEri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WaryEri)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/17 "2003-11-04T03:05:07Z")
WarEri(21:09 PM) : Hey David. WarEri(21:09 PM) : I’m God. WarySO(21:11 PM) : No way! Can you prove it? WarEri(21:11 PM) : It says so right here: > [@](#): > > WarEri(21:09 PM) : > I’m God. The standard of proof applied by ‘infidels’ in the Universe of Chick is astounding. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/18 "2003-11-04T04:54:23Z")
Am I wrong, or is Jack Chick’s religion the same as the current administration? Born-again Christian Fundamentalism, right? Been there, done that, I’m embarrassed to say – and the capability for self-delusion of these asshats is unbelievable. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/19 "2003-11-04T05:06:32Z")
**Danalan** , you are wrong. Chick is way far beyond the curent administration. He takes funda **mental** ism to places no one has ever before imagined. ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221/20 "2003-11-04T05:16:40Z")
Ooh, this one contains one of the best panels in recent Chick history! Check out the 13th panel. The Muslim extremist is getting a wee bit excited thinking about those **70 virgins!** , methinks. The word “orgasm” comes to mind. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-ding-ding-new-chick-tract-out-come-get-it-while-its-hot/211221.md?page=2)