# Ding-Dong! It's the Fuller Breast Man!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 2, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956 "2004-04-02T21:18:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/1 "2004-04-02T21:18:17Z")
We have a stack of advance copies, reviewer’s copies, etc., of books on a table at work. I just glanced over it and saw one called **Fuller Breasts**. Maybe showing my age, but I actually stood there for a moment, thinking, “they sell those things door-to-door now?!”
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### Author:  [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/2 "2004-04-02T21:22:48Z")
**Eve** , you owe me for the Windex I’m going to need for my monitor. I’ll bet that 80% of the people reading this will have never heard of a Fuller Brush man, however.
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### Author:  [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/3 "2004-04-02T21:29:12Z")
Hell, I’ve heard of the Fuller Brush Man.
But Fuller Breast Man has a lot more bounce.
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### Author:  [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/4 "2004-04-02T21:40:16Z")
I wonder if, after putting his foot in the door, the salesman scatters a handful of tits on your rug…
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### Author:  [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/5 "2004-04-02T21:50:53Z")
> [@Fat Bald Guy](#):
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> **Eve** , you owe me for the Windex I’m going to need for my monitor. I’ll bet that 80% of the people reading this will have never heard of a Fuller Brush man, however.
Hey, I’m only 35 and _I’ve_ heard of them. 'Course, my parents grew up during the Depression.
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/6 "2004-04-02T22:00:03Z")
Heck, I’m 19 and _I’ve_ heard of the Fuller Brush man. Never met one, mind you, but I know what they are.
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### Author:  [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/7 "2004-04-02T22:05:45Z")
> [@Eve](#):
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> I actually stood there for a moment, thinking, “they sell those things door-to-door now?!”
Yeah. It’s a boob job.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/8 "2004-04-02T22:10:27Z")
> [@Eve](#):
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> but I actually stood there for a moment, thinking, “they sell those things door-to-door now?!”
[Yes, yes they do!](http://www.geocities.com/mmemym/bits2/fal0109.htm)
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### Author:  [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/9 "2004-04-02T22:36:46Z")
> [@JuanitaTech](#):
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> I wonder if, after putting his foot in the door, the salesman scatters a handful of tits on your rug…
Nah, just nipples.
So does he pump you for a sale?
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### Author:  [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2004, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/10 "2004-04-02T23:30:44Z")
I don’t have time for the whole pitch, is there a brachure?
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### Author:  [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/11 "2004-04-03T00:56:21Z")
I wonder how you store them whilst selling them door to door.
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### Author:  [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/12 "2004-04-03T01:09:42Z")
So does the Fuller Breast Man ring doorbells, or does he believe in knockers all the way?
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### Author:  [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/13 "2004-04-03T01:51:26Z")
> [@Michael Ellis](#):
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> I wonder how you store them whilst selling them door to door.
You store them in jugs.
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### Author:  [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/14 "2004-04-03T01:56:18Z")
I’m 33 I’ve heard of the Fuller Brush Man. So are you going to tell us how we can get Fuller Breasts or not? 😉
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### Author:  [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/15 "2004-04-03T03:16:04Z")
Heck, I’m 38, and not only have I heard of Fuller Brush men, I remember them coming to our house.
Whenever he came to the door, we welcomed him into our bossom.
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### Author:  [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/16 "2004-04-03T04:25:32Z")
> [@Finagle](#):
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> Yeah. It’s a boob job.
It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure.
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### Author:  [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/17 "2004-04-03T06:23:02Z")
Is there a **Fuller Bush Man**?
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/18 "2004-04-03T06:33:24Z")
“Lay away?”
“Let me put my drink down.”
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### Author:  [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/19 "2004-04-03T07:05:28Z")
You can Google on Body Perks, I guess.
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### Author:  [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/20 "2004-04-03T08:57:04Z")
Does he try a hard sell, or does he massage the client?
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