# Ding-Dong! It's the Fuller Breast Man!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 2, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956 "2004-04-02T21:18:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author: ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/21 "2004-04-03T12:43:06Z")

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I think I’ll hold out for the **Bigger Penis Man**. My breasts are full enough. Door-to-door sales have really come a long way, haven’t they?

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### Author: ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/22 "2004-04-03T14:47:55Z")

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I think the Fuller Breast Man has visited here. I’ve grown a bit during the pregnancy.

A bit. Heh.

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### Author: ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/23 "2004-04-03T15:41:19Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> I think the Fuller Breast Man has visited here. I’ve grown a bit during the pregnancy.
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> A bit. Heh.

Could have been the **Perky Pudendum Man**. 🆒

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### Author: ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/24 "2004-04-03T15:44:11Z")

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> [@Antiochus](#):
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> Could have been the **Perky Pudendum Man**. 🆒

The two have a separation of abou 2 feet. So, no.

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### Author: ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/25 "2004-04-03T17:29:59Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> I don’t have time for the whole pitch, is there a brachure?

For a minute, I thought: Misspelling.

Then I groaned.

That was awful, **'vaise**.

😃

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### Author: ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/26 "2004-04-03T17:34:38Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> The two have a separation of abou 2 feet. So, no.

I beg your pardon, **Ginger**.

Somehow, I thought I was responding to a **Fuller Bush Man** post.

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### Author: ![Lynne\_kilii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@Lynne\_kilii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynne_kilii)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2004, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/27 "2004-04-04T04:18:16Z")

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So, as an uneducated 18-year old, who/what is the Fuller Brush Man?

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### Author: ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ding-dong-its-the-fuller-breast-man/237956/28 "2004-04-04T05:03:44Z")

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Fuller Brush is a company that makes…brushes of all sorts and sizes. (Also other home products.) They used to send salesmen door to door selling their products. Much like the Avon Lady. An old comedy movie also has this title.

[Fuller Brush’s site](http://fullerbrushman.hypermart.net/)

[The movie.](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/6302800536/inktomi-videoasin-20/ref%3Dnosim/102-7665513-9839321)

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