I think I’ll hold out for the Bigger Penis Man. My breasts are full enough. Door-to-door sales have really come a long way, haven’t they?
I think the Fuller Breast Man has visited here. I’ve grown a bit during the pregnancy.
A bit. Heh.
Could have been the Perky Pudendum Man. 
The two have a separation of abou 2 feet. So, no.
For a minute, I thought: Misspelling.
Then I groaned.
That was awful, 'vaise.

I beg your pardon, Ginger.
Somehow, I thought I was responding to a Fuller Bush Man post.
So, as an uneducated 18-year old, who/what is the Fuller Brush Man?
Fuller Brush is a company that makes…brushes of all sorts and sizes. (Also other home products.) They used to send salesmen door to door selling their products. Much like the Avon Lady. An old comedy movie also has this title.