# Dinner For Five-Poll

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 22, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167 "2007-02-22T00:34:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/21 "2007-02-22T16:42:02Z")

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Pernell Roberts  
Jon Douglas Rainey  
President Bush  
Gordon Ramsey

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/22 "2007-02-22T20:28:33Z")

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Jon Stewart  
Stephen Colbert  
David Sedaris  
Steve Carell

I could just sit back and laugh.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/23 "2007-02-22T20:31:06Z")

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O.J. Simpson  
Kinky Friedman  
George Carlin  
Wayne Brady

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/24 "2007-02-22T20:40:57Z")

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Henry Rollins  
Clifford Stoll  
Thomas Sowell  
Sergey Brin

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/25 "2007-02-22T21:07:47Z")

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Kevin Smith  
Yogi Berra  
Rudy Giuliani  
Sir Arthur Charles Clarke

Wow, that would be one strange conversation.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/26 "2007-02-22T21:13:39Z")

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George HW Bush  
Michael Moore  
Paul McCartney  
Ron Howard

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/27 "2007-02-22T21:33:02Z")

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Kevin Smith

Jason Mewes

James Hetfield

Tom Cruise - I’d love to talk Scientology with him and find out if the Xenu stuff is true and what he actually believes.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/28 "2007-02-23T00:31:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Tahssa]

Tom Cruise - I’d love to talk Scientology with him and find out if the Xenu stuff is true and what he actually believes.  
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If he’s a serious Scientologist, sorry, you’ll get nothing out of him…

Joe

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/29 "2007-02-23T01:14:14Z")

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[QUOTE=wheresgeorge04]  
If he’s a serious Scientologist, sorry, you’ll get nothing out of him…  
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Or, if you want the milk, you gotta buy the cow.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/30 "2007-02-23T01:26:59Z")

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Michael Waltrip  
Jay Leno  
Paul Allen  
Kim Thayil

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/31 "2007-02-23T02:40:21Z")

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[Katherine Jefferts Schiori](http://www.episcopalchurch.org/75383_76174_ENG_HTM.htm)

[Rowan Williams](http://www.archbishopofcanterbury.org/)

Spider Robinson

My grandmother

An eclectic group, yeah, but you asked who I wanted, not who would fit together! 😛

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/32 "2007-02-23T04:00:56Z")

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Tom Brokaw  
Charles Barkley  
Diana Rigg  
Ashley Judd

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/33 "2007-02-23T05:32:07Z")

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Stephen Hawking  
Sandra Day O’Conner  
John Glenn  
Al Gore

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**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/34 "2007-02-23T09:32:22Z")

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Bill Gates  
Osama Bin Laden  
Britney Spears  
Richard Petty

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/35 "2007-02-23T10:21:13Z")

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Bill Bryson  
Tiger Woods  
Ron Wood  
Rachel Weisz

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/36 "2007-02-23T12:56:32Z")

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Bill Clinton  
Phil Collins  
William Shatner  
Bishop John Shelby Spong

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/37 "2007-02-23T16:33:00Z")

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Clive Barker  
Alan Moore  
China Mieville  
Neil Gaiman

_Sigh_ Terry Pratchett’s the only one of my fave authors to make it out here, so I’m sure these other guys will have to spend most of the night answering my questions - and I will have many!

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/38 "2007-02-23T17:12:52Z")

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J.K. Rowling  
Whoopi Goldberg  
Robin Meade  
Debbie Reynolds

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/39 "2007-02-23T18:12:24Z")

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Girl’s night in:  
Oprah  
Madonna  
Hilary  
Diane Feinstein

Geek squad:  
Iain Banks  
Neil Gaiman  
Harlan Ellison  
Joss Whedon

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dinner-for-five-poll/393167/40 "2007-02-23T19:31:03Z")

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Margaret Thatcher  
Tony Benn  
Terry Pratchett  
Condi Rice

And since I’m single and a proper dinner party should try and have an even number - and preferably equal numbers of men and women - so I’ll add Vera Lynn.

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