Dinosaur Extinction

The K/T boundary marks one of the major branching points in the multiverse. The dinosaurs are extinct because all of the time machines built in all of alternity to investigate the extinction of the dinosaurs happened to materialize on the same afternoon. Dinosaurs were crushed under the deluge of chronic argonauts.

Because temporal engineering requires a ceramic framework to contain the chrono-synclastic infundibulum, and the power source is an iridium isotope, the remains of the rag-tag fleet of time-line cruisers is today seen as the Alvarez stratum.

Dr. Fidelius, Charlatan
Associate Curator Anomalous Paleontology, Miskatonic University
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Personally, I find it totally credible that Jupiter spat out Venus, which went by Mars and knocked it out of its orbit, and then went by Earth and dropped Manna from heaven (hydrocarbons, carbohydrates… tomato, tomahto), then Mars came by and parted the Red Sea, then came back and stopped the rotation of the Earth for a day, then went back into its original orbit, while Venus’s elliptical orbit circularized over a couple of hundred years…

Or did I dream it?

I think everyone is in agreement that a major impact did occur around the time of the latest Great Dying. Whether this was the coup de grace or or the catalyst is still hotly debated.

It’s my humble opinion that we’ll probably never know for sure.

Infundibulum, incidentally, is not a hard and fast requirement for post-linear phase transigation, although it aids in the modificationalization of transverse corleumate.

Even I knew that.

I thought the dinosaurs were thought now to not have evolved into pigeons and canaries…I mean, I myself can’t picture iguanodons or spinosaurs chirping and flapping their arms like ducks…maybe they all went into the ocean and the deep dark forests of Canada and are merely hiding…or in our closets. I have a lot of junk in there…


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Are you guys making fun of Velikovsky? You guys ARE making fun of Velikovsky, aren’t you?

If I wasn’t late for my lunch date with Horace Fletcher, William H. Bates, and T.D. Lysenko, I’d tear you nay-sayers a new asshole!


Uke

okay, lysenko i know about - who is velikovsky?

http://www.knowledge.co.uk/velikovsky/

I dunno if it’s the best, but it’s the first thing that came up on Google. Have fun!


Uke

Here’s another: http://skepdic.com/velikov.html

Wally, don’t you mean the * next-to-latest * Great Dying?

I missed one? Damn!

Hmm, nope. Creteceous Period, 65,000,000 years ago - most recent mass extinction.
Almost had me there, RT.

Lessee…Great Dyings:

Maybe at the end of the Precambrian (~650 MYA)
End of the Ordovician (minor one) (~570 MYA)
End of the Devonian
End of the Permian/Paleozoic
End of the Triassic (~230 MYA, I think)
End of the Cretaceous (65 MYA)
End of the Pleistocene (20-10,000 YA)
End of the 20th Century (minus 3 months ago)
OK, the last one was just kidding.

Have I missed anything? Anybody have dates handy for the ones I missed?

DrFidelius wrote:

A Kurt Vonnegut reader, I see. :slight_smile:

When I was 16, a guy I’d met up at music camp started using the term “chronosynclastic infindibulum” (or, really, his mis-remembering of it as “chronosynclastic parapinibula”) as a code word for what he considered this really powerful mental state of super-analytic ability. In retrospect, I can see that the guy was a megalomanic; but at the time all I knew was that, if I bought into his claims about his mental state “discovery”, I would receive godlike powers of mind over the universe.

At least the whole experience did get me thinking more about theoretical physics and cosmology.


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Guilty as charged, tracer. I take my inspirations from the best. Next I may have to admit to having read Brautigan way back in the fuzzy period of my life…

Great writers appropriate ideas, little writers steal them.

Polycarp, I beg to differ.

The extinctions that took place in the latter part of the Pleistocene were nothing more than a blip on the graph.

Nobody has ever called it a mass extinction, let alone a Great Dying.

First thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread was the Far Side cartoon.

Then I remembered another theory, that I saw on the front of a greeting card. A female dinosaur, wearing a dress, standing in front of a mirror and saying over her shoulder to her dino-hubby, “Does this dress make my butt look big?”

On the bus this morning, I was reading an article in the latest issue of Astronomy. The article was cataloguing various threats to life on Earth such as asteroid and comet impacts, solar fluctuations, etc. It mentioned that one type of threat occurs when our solar system travels through more dense and energetic portions of the galaxy, thanks to supernovae, gamma-ray bursts, and general exposure to the interstellar medium. Apparently some of these phenomena can cause the heliosphere to condense so that Earth’s orbit lies outside, causing problems with the ozone layer, surface temperature, magnetic fields, and other things. It also mentions that some past extinctions appear to coincide with periods when the solar system was moving through denser areas of the galaxy.

I’ll either find a link or post the relevant information myself later tonight.

It’s okay to admit that sort of thing. I too have read Brautigan. But I haven’t read any of these other people mentioned in this thread. Maybe I need to expand my horizons.

I’ll be back later. Got to catch up on my extinction theory. After I go trout fishing.

The theory that dinosaurs starved because of the apparition of flowering plants is not supported anymore because it happened long before the KT boundary. The fossil record shows no large extinction related to the apparition of flowers.

The impact theory in which a large meteor falls to the earth and blows large clouds of dust in the sky, thus creating a nuclear winter effect, has serious shortcomings. Firstly, many impacts have occured during the time of the dinosaurs with barely any visible effect in the fossil record. Dinosaurs didn’t seem to care. Secondly, the orthodox impact theory fails to explain how the dust could have stayed suspended long enough in the atmosphere to produce widespread ecological mayhem.

The issue is complicated. The extinction at the end of the Mesozoic era was not restricted to dinosaurs. Many marine life forms in the sea disappeared too. These include giant molluscs, and all species of large reptiles that roamed the sea at the time (ichtyosaurs, plesiosaurs, mososaurs(sp?), etc, which are only distantly related to dinosaurs). It also seems that mammals did not have an easy time of it either. As for birds, they might be counted as dinosaurs, but even in such a case, they represented only a small fraction of dinosaurian life forms. The pterosaurs, true flying reptiles, did not survive that great extinction either.

A modified version of the impact theory is that the Yucatan Impact was different in one respect. It is possible that the impact site contained a large pocket of sulfur. Sulfur is much lighter than the usual mix of rock that would get thrown in the atmosphere. It could have floated much longer and created a nuclear winter effect. Additionaly, the sulfur would have combined to form sulfuric acid, that would have returned to the earth in the form of acid rain. The effect on the plant life would have been terrific.

Whatever killed the dinosaurs, it seems to have affected most life forms. Maybe dinosaurs died because they were the most sophisticated animals of their time.

At the end the of the Mesozoic era something that endangered the whole food chain occured. The most advanced animals of the time, the dinosaurs at the top levels of the food chain, would have been the first threatened since their survival depended on all the other life forms below them. Mammals were generalists at the time, and that might have been the key to their survival.

I’d like suggest one more theory (to muddy things up). Continental drift might have contributed significantly to whatever stressed the food chain at the time. Most of the continents were touching at the time of the dinosaurs and had been moving away since the beginning of the Mesozoic. When the continents separated they opened new water ways. It’s known now that the currents in the ocean have a very significant role as convection belts that carry heat from one region to the other and affect the environment greatly a la El Nino. These new water ways could have drastically changed the long established water currents and radically transformed the climate.

Of course, it’s just a theory.

I don’t know about the extinction at the end of the Pleistocene being just a blip. It may well be an ongoing process. The present rate of extinction is rather frightening. To our human perception, a few hundred species disappearing every generation might not seem like much, but it’s beginning to compare with the extinction of the dinosaurs.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you should know that the East Coast is experiencing serious fish depletion and that many large animals such as tigers and some species of rhinoceros might not survive beyond this generation. There is ample record of animals being already extinct because of us. We are experiencing one of the major extinctions of the earth, and we are the cause.


Only humans commit inhuman acts.

How about the temperature/sex theory?

Alligators’ sex is determined by the temperature of the eggs.

Global climate changes could have caused dinosaurs to all be the same sex.