# Diogenes: would you kindly just shut the fuck up already? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 11, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972 "2010-08-11T20:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/41 "2010-08-11T21:56:13Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > > [@Duke](#): > > > > I predict this will end well. > > You predict that it will end?!? And to think my middle school science teacher told me perpetual motion was impossible. Short of an actual banning, I think Dio is a good arguement/example for putting a limit on the number of posts/total amount of shit any poster can post on any given day. If there was such a limit, there would be a shitload less of “I did not say that/thats not what I meant/your wrong because of crap examples/blah blah blah absolute bullshit” Dio posts that we would have to “suffer” through. That way when virtually everybody thinks Dio is full of shit and calls him on it he would run out of ammo pretty damn quick. Isnt this like his twenty something pitting? Its like a one every 4 to 6 months? Hell, even most of the people that are on “his side” on any particular argument wish he wasnt when he goes into Dio mode. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/42 "2010-08-11T21:56:20Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > What is a jigga? > > [Wild-assed guess.](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jigaboo) Don’t. You. Ruin. This. For. Us. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/43 "2010-08-11T22:06:35Z")
Put out the word **Dio** has emerged Surged - least preferred - from the words and threads you possessed But try your best, at his behest step up and get blessed The word of the Lord? No, **DtC** anecdotal experience to heavenly decree When you rumble no crumble, **D** ’s goalposts swing like George of the Jungle He’s exposed, you know how it goes the nitty-gritty It won’t be pretty ‘cause **Dio** ain’t relinquishin’ the keys to the city No hopes; try your post it’s toast. Get **Dio** -gnosed Cites and facts? You hacks **Diogenes** has seen it with his own two eyes, black When the **Cynic** ’s in the house oh my god Danger ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/44 "2010-08-11T22:11:33Z")
\*Blah-de-bee-bee, blah blah blah-be-dee-, blooh-blah. I didn’t hear a word you said … hippity-hoo blah. Is that a tank top or a new bra? Look Snoop Dogg has got a fucking boob job! Didn’t you listen to the last round meathead? Pay attention your saying the same shit that he said. Matter a fact dawg, here’s a pencil. Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful and don’t come back until somethin dope hits you. Fuck it, you could take the mic home with you. Lookin like a cyclone hit you. Tanktops screamin “ **Jimmy** I don’t fit you!” \* Ok, I legit just stole that from 8 Mile. What? ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/45 "2010-08-11T22:14:46Z")
Oh shit, three way white person rap battle. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/46 "2010-08-11T22:17:03Z")
Best. Pit. Evar. ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/47 "2010-08-11T22:18:57Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > > [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > > > But. . . I was trying to get him to enter an 8 Mile style rap battle with me in the CS thread I bickered with him in. You’ve got to admit, that would have at least been worth it. > > Hey yo, yo, check this out > You took on more troll than the Billy Goat Gruff > You think you got the skills, but yo’ debate ain’t up to snuff > Your cites are meaningless before the call of emotion > If I ain’t seen it myself, I negate your expression > I drop sentences like H-bombs ex cathedra > You think you’ve got a point ? Honey, I am gangsta > Lemme ignore all you say and reiterate again > Every word I said before, I know you feel the pain > Change my mind, fool ? I made no mistake > Better drop the matter before you get a headache > Take an Advil busta, my post is my cite > And fuck off from GD, you just can’t take my rethoric might. > _throws mic to the ground_ Bra-fucking-vo! ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/48 "2010-08-11T22:19:16Z")
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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/49 "2010-08-11T22:24:01Z")
> [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](#): > > Oh shit, three way white person rap battle. Straight out of Edina! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/50 "2010-08-11T22:26:30Z")
Yeah, Yeah, [bobbing head] Listen up, son, I’m’a tell you what’s up I’m Diognese the Cynic and I’m about to erupt all over your ass with some smackdown rhymes My flow is so fly it should be a fucking crime I’m a motherfucking Expert, it says so in my title When I post my shit you know you’re seeing something vital I can break down music like Eddie Van Halen then turn the fuck around and destroy Sarah Palin I don’t give a fuck if you’re red or you’re blue, when I talk politics, I know better than you Wanna talk about Jesus? That’s ok too, I’m a Godless atheist who can out-Bible you There ain’t no God and there ain’t no ghosts, You ask me how I know, it’s cuz I fucking SAID so I don’t need no fucking cite, my post is my defense Wikipedia, shit, I AM the evidence [drops mic, folds arms] ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/51 "2010-08-11T22:29:29Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Yeah, > Yeah, > > [bobbing head] > > Listen up, son, I’m’a tell you what’s up > I’m Diognese the Cynic and I’m about to erupt > all over your ass with some smackdown rhymes > My flow is so fly it should be a fucking crime > I’m a motherfucking Expert, it says so in my title > When I post my shit you know you’re seeing something vital > I can break down music like Eddie Van Halen > then turn the fuck around and destroy Sarah Palin > I don’t give a fuck if you’re red or you’re blue, > when I talk politics, I know better than you > Wanna talk about Jesus? That’s ok too, > I’m a Godless atheist who can out-Bible you > There ain’t no God and there ain’t no ghosts, > You ask me how I know, it’s cuz I fucking SAID so > I don’t need no fucking cite, my post is my defense > Wikipedia, shit, I AM the evidence > > [drops mic, folds arms] Credit where credit is do, yo. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/52 "2010-08-11T22:34:14Z")
> [@Southern\_Yankee](#): > > > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > > Yeah, > > Yeah, > > > > [bobbing head] > > > > Listen up, son, I’m’a tell you what’s up > > I’m Diognese the Cynic and I’m about to erupt > > all over your ass with some smackdown rhymes > > My flow is so fly it should be a fucking crime > > I’m a motherfucking Expert, it says so in my title > > When I post my shit you know you’re seeing something vital > > I can break down music like Eddie Van Halen > > then turn the fuck around and destroy Sarah Palin > > I don’t give a fuck if you’re red or you’re blue, > > when I talk politics, I know better than you > > Wanna talk about Jesus? That’s ok too, > > I’m a Godless atheist who can out-Bible you > > There ain’t no God and there ain’t no ghosts, > > You ask me how I know, it’s cuz I fucking SAID so > > I don’t need no fucking cite, my post is my defense > > Wikipedia, shit, I AM the evidence > > > > [drops mic, folds arms] > > Credit where credit is do, yo. Gotta agree, certainly has theh rap bravado down. Nice job DtC. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/53 "2010-08-11T22:39:38Z")
Dio, I say this with complete honesty. That’s whack hip hop, but I really did like it as a little rhyme. Especially the part about being an atheist that can out bible us, and the part about being the evidence. Good job. As for the rest of the white folks rappin’ in this thread, ya’ll are killing me. ETA: Jimmy, I will be singing “When the Dio’s in the house, oh my god” all day. ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/54 "2010-08-11T22:43:30Z")
Yo Dio, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Madonna is the best old white rapper of all time! _Of all time!_ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/55 "2010-08-11T22:57:42Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > > [@Munch](#): > > > > OP should have linked to the 2nd page. Dio has the first post on the page, and it takes off from there. > > There are 5 links, all to multi-page threads, the last one being _12 pages long_. That’s a lot to slog through when linking to a specific post is really simple. The problem with linking to a specific post is that there are too many. And when has “don’t respond to him/her!” ever worked? If that were the case, we’d never pit anyone. And then we’d never have any fun! **Alessan** , it’s been established, I believe, that a troll does not have to fake a belief to be considered a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/56 "2010-08-11T23:05:31Z")
I used to think **Dio** was a troll, then, for a long time, I changed my mind… then, for a few months, I changed it back to thinking he was a troll. Well, stand back folks because just a few weeks ago I changed my mind yet again. : p I don’t think he’s a troll. What I do think is he’s sometimes a raging asshole, always an opinionated loudmouth, and often can’t admit when he’s wrong. In short, he’s no different from many people in this world, including my own father. For the record, I thought he was a troll (for the second time) up until I learned his brother, **cricetus** , posts here regularly too. And while it’s not impossible someone’s brother can’t be a troll, IMO, it makes it less likely. YMMV. Plus, **Dio** , for all his frothing at the mouth, actually seems to try to be kind in PMs, of which I’ve talked to him a few times in. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/57 "2010-08-11T23:13:36Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > spit lyrics Props to ma white guy, that was tasty. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/58 "2010-08-11T23:15:54Z")
We need to invite **SuperKapowzler** to this thread and shit, yo. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/59 "2010-08-11T23:19:30Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > We need to invite **SuperKapowzler** to this thread and shit, yo. Think he likes burning toddlers and shit? ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972/60 "2010-08-11T23:35:30Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > > [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > > > We need to invite **SuperKapowzler** to this thread and shit, yo. > > Think he likes burning toddlers and shit? Most def, most def. To a fuckin’ cinder and shit. Tabasco in dey eyes and every damn thing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diogenes-would-you-kindly-just-shut-the-fuck-up-already/549972.md?page=4)